Missing Pet Report.

[Crossbone 516]

Hi, I have two missing pets and I would like to file missing pet reports for them.

 

Missing pet report #1

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Name: Box

Rarity: Cursed

Species: *makes gibberish noises*

Common species name: Amazon Box Monster

Gender: Male

Age: I don't know.

Diet: Aluminum cans, shards of glass, stones, nails, bricks, doors, hammers, poisons, socks.

Behavior: Box is a good boy most of the time, but when he gets mad he will jump on you like a trampoline. He tends to watch you while you're sleeping. He loves eating human fingers.

Last seen: walking on a ceiling of a convenient store in new York City.

 

Missing pet report #2

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Name: LegDayEveryDay (Just call him LDED for short)

Rarity: Cursed

Species: *makes gibberish noises*

Common species name: Despacito Spider

Gender: Object

Age: 666 years

Diet: mattresses, internet websites, normal people, dust bunnies, cleavers, lamps, fishing hooks, memes, boxes.

Behavior: LDED is an object that will appear to be still but is very much alive. For the most part, its pretty chill, but if you provoke it, it'll rip off your toes and start looking for the nearest gas can and lighter and set those toes on fire. It does like the occasional brownie or cookie.

Last seen: probably looking for a gas can in new Mexico.

Any information on these two pets? You can reach me by 1800 super troll 666.

 

If you return both these pets back to me, I'll reward you with 100 gallons of air.

[Iron_Man 2,376]

On 6/26/2021 at 12:25 PM, Crossbone said:

 

Topic Moved

Nah, I am not interested to spend time pet hunting.

[Bydo 20,121]

missing -lost back in Tanki X swamp area , missing him dearly ... his name is pebbles , he has an ability to blend in ..

Edited June 28, 2021 by Bydo

[Crossbone 516]

Aw man, it didn't make it in the newspaper section?

[E_polypterus 2,374]