News alert: Dangerous criminal on the loose! (Banana Man)

[Crossbone 516]

Attention everyone! There is a seriously dangerous criminal on the loose who goes by the Nickname of "The Banana Man".

Here is what he looks like according to a sketch:

 

His crimes include:

• breaking and entering to steal bananas.

• mugging passerbys of bananas.

• robbing banks to buy bananas.

• robbing grocery stores of bananas.

• threatening and assaulting people using bananas.

• vandalism with bananas.

• bruising other peoples bananas.

• hijacking banana trucks and cargo.

• stalking people with bananas.

 

If you see this criminal, call the police before the whole world goes bananas.

Edited July 20, 2021 by Crossbone
More to his crimes

[Adab 2,896]

Sounds fake to me.

[Crossbone 516]

1 minute ago, Adab said:

Sounds fake to me.

You certainly won't last long against Banana Man. He'll just banananize you.

[Crossbone 516]

But wait, there's more. 3 women and 16 men have all come up and shared their encounters with this vile criminal. It appears he also stalks people with bananas.

[AncientFire 1,894]

15 hours ago, Crossbone said:

Attention everyone! There is a seriously dangerous criminal on the loose who goes by the Nickname of "The Banana Man".

If you see this criminal, call the police before the whole world goes bananas.

[Crossbone 516]

We need help from fellow crime fighters like @monkeyburn and @Bydo to stop this banananous villain.

[Bydo 20,120]

On 7/20/2021 at 3:11 PM, Crossbone said:

We need help from fellow crime fighters like @monkeyburn and @Bydo to stop this banananous villain.

sorry sir but at my old age I just saw your posting . for me to catch him or her it would be years later seeing i'm now slow at doing things

[Crossbone 516]

11 minutes ago, Bydo said:

sorry sir but at my old age I just saw your posting . for me to catch him or her it would be years later seeing i'm now slow at doing things

Man down, man down. Banana man has claimed another victim.

[Bydo 20,120]

9 hours ago, Crossbone said:

Man down, man down. Banana man has claimed another victim.

here's a secret on catching him / her . try placing Ice cream in a bowl with fruit and see if he falls and takes a  split . this only works on hot summer days..

Edited July 25, 2021 by Bydo

[Crossbone 516]

2 hours ago, Bydo said:

here's a secret on catching him / her . try placing Ice cream in a bowl with fruit and see if he falls and takes a  split . this only works on hot summer days..

Good idea.

[Crossbone 516]

Oh no, he is learning.

[PirateSpider 1,489]

I just read he has a new weapon in his arsenal: banana pie.