Tankers - Parkourists Goldbox Treaty

[Incorp 2,084]

As a parkourist it is very frustrating for me when i try to parkour for golds in DM modes and people kill me. For example, I would be minding my business joyriding around the map, waiting for a goldbox to drop. Then it always happen. Inevitable, a tanker spot me, and decided that I’m a good target. Not that I’m not, but that isn’t the point. He starts shooting at me. Panicking, i try to show that i mean no harm to him; Turning my turret to him, i did not shoot. (Very noble I know) ignoring my peace offering the tank shooots relentlessly, until I die screaming for mercy at the hands of a nub. The tanker almost seems to be thinking,’ hehehe, I’m a backstabber. Whatcha gonna do about it, huh?!’ Teeming with vengeance, i sought the player out, only to be killed. By him again. Parkouring with a level 16 trickster and mk4 thunder was NOT fun. Even though I showed no sign of violence, I always get spotted out for a easy kill. 
And then, there i am, waiting for the goldbox to descend into an ideal altitude to engage my parkour skills (very pro i know). Waiting beside a hammer Viking, my heart beating furiously, i wondered if he would kill me. I again had purposely prevented from shooting him as a sign of goodwill. Two seconds later I gnashes my teeth, seething as my corpse slowly disappeared. What is more, it seems that a lot of the time the killers turned out to be Brutus users, which I always took as a sign of f2p friendly tankers. BRUH. Especially annoying are the hopper Gold Hunters. Those GH almost always jump at a chance to destroy me even though they have the upper hand in gold hunting.

However, when I spot a fellow thunder wasp gold hunter, we seem to understand the truce perfectly, never once dealing sabotage to each other. Alas, we parkour gold hunters have suffered greatly, (dramatic sigh) sometimes i would spot a rare tanker who would not shoot me. In return I’d do my best to defend him. The truce leaves a happy feeling in my heart and I hope the other tanker feels the same. 
tl;dr I hate it when people kill me tho I didn’t try to kill them.

 I would understand if it was team swatch match but no, in death match it is your choice whether to kill or not.

therefore I bring to you today a Peace Treaty between me as a gold hunter parkourist (and any other parkour gold hunters, if they be willing) and you tankers who are eager for a return of skill goldcatching (which is any way of gold hunting that does not involve a hopper OD.) with this treaty i hope to achieve a small community (big too if possible) of tankers that will not kill a parkour gold hunter. (Please feel free to release your wrath on hopper gold hunters, however.) 

Down to the terms:

1. No using of hopper in gold hunting, unless you do not intend to use the OD for an unfair advantage. (Even if you agree to this treaty, if you are spotted using hopper OD for gold hunting, i will not hesitate to destroy you.)

2. No killing anyone who is using a respectable gold catching method unless said tanker shoots first. (Examples of methods are: thunder wasp, dictator method, etc.)

3. No using of Viking OD or any other OD that promotes mass annihilation when gold catching; this ensure that we all get a fair chance of getting the gold box.

4. No killing of aspiring gold hunters (except those using unrespectable methods, EG hopper OD, Viking OD or Wasp etc) during a gold drop; everyone gets a fair chance to get the gold box. If for example your shot to acquire altitude to reach the goldbox involves a shot that will most probably hit a tanker, it is acceptable as long as the intent of the shot is not to kill. 
you can show your participation of this treaty in battle by not killing the parkourists, hopefully they won’t shoot back. (Some parkourists gold hunters like jumper or mr skiil might use crisis to kill all tankers to clear a path. No go, kill them if they do it i guess.)

these only apply to gold hunting modes. In other modes like tdm or rgb killing anyone is up to you.

i know that many would disagree about this, but I feel like giving it a fair chance would be nice.

if you want to be part of this treaty post ‘I am participating in this treaty’ below. Understand that even though you post it, of you use the unfair methods to catch goldboxes i will not hesitate. 
let’s band up together and exterminate the hoppers that all but wiped out old goldhinting methods. Long live old generation gold hunters!

 

 

 

[avengeful 111]

I had mixed feelings about this post lol.

the thing is killing isn't worst choice I think. And as you describe not using your mk4 thunder against others isn't as noble as you think :DD because its dmg won't do anything anyways, only one who needs this treaty is you (against hammer viking anyways). It all comes down to whether killing becomes pointless. Like viking hammer better kill you because you will be more likely to get gold(parkourists rule)(and killing you will even be easy without using much hp). and when you meet someone with whom fighting will be pointless(both of you only lose by fighting) then i met many people who wont shoot(not only parkourists). Also some dont play for gold, they prefer stacking up kills . As for hoppers they are targeted by everyone lol but yeah, gold modes would be better with flying hulls excluded from battle(it kills point of gold catching i think, when all tanks smash together and is complete chaos).

[Incorp 2,084]

On 11/29/2022 at 4:45 PM, avengeful said:

only one who needs this treaty is you

Oof, I got thunder mk7 now sir

i understand what you mean, but for me I feel like in exchange for peace I’m willing to not kill them, I’m only here to catch gold boxes so i try not to mess with other people

[oOo.Aryan.oOo 968]

Treaties are meant to be Broken !

And your topic is useless , please ask mod to close it.

[Spy 14,757]

On 11/30/2022 at 11:15 AM, oOo.Aryan.oOo said:

And your topic is useless , please ask mod to close it.

Please, the guy just wants to discuss something that interests him, you can just move on if you don't like it. No need to be rude. 

[oOo.Aryan.oOo 968]

On 11/30/2022 at 5:47 PM, Spy said:

Please, the guy just wants to discuss something that interests him, you can just move on if you don't like it. No need to be rude. 

Ahhh , I was not being rude , I was just pissed after reading this long paragraph and finding out that it was of no use. I was also shocked how can someone think of treaty which no one will follow except the creator of the treaty , I expressed my honest opinion.

But still if you did'nt like my behaviour , I will surely improve it.

[Spy 14,757]

On 11/30/2022 at 2:25 PM, oOo.Aryan.oOo said:

Ahhh , I was not being rude , I was just pissed after reading this long paragraph and finding out that it was of no use. I was also shocked how can someone think of treaty which no one will follow except the creator of the treaty , I expressed my honest opinion.

But still if you did'nt like my behaviour , I will surely improve it.

As honest as your opinion is, it should be expressed in a respectful manner.

[oOo.Aryan.oOo 968]

On 11/30/2022 at 5:57 PM, Spy said:

As honest as your opinion is, it should be expressed in a respectful manner.

Noted ! Sir

[AncientFire 1,894]

usually russians in parkour battles, so once gold drops just say "mиp" (peace in english) and they wont go for you