SUPER SARCASM POWER, ACTIVATE!!! Haha, yea, that was quite funny, what you said about thanki instead of tanki, which was what I meant to say. Very funny indeed.

Why you remove quote Koolwalky? Also, Yo.

Yes get her something nice. Its your way of saying "tanki" for everything she has done.

Lucky Tankmen, Today is mothers day! Select paints in the garage are 50% off! Take your mother to your computer, let her decorate your tank, and ride to war! Help her with strategies, congratulate her on how well she does! Remember, this day only happens once a year! And if your really nice: If your mother buys 5 paints in the garage, you automatically get one free upgrade of any tank or gun of your choosing! We have never done anything like this before. So take her out on a tanki-day! :D Disclaimer: This is a joke. Haha. But seriously, do something nice for your mother today. She will appreciate it! And if she wants to play tanki...

I must admit... some of the things were a little... unfair. Like the bloon one relied on having tons of crystals. That goes to, like marshals. The improvement one too. It is possible to buy 42 upgrades, because there are tons of paints. But once again, you need tons of crystals. The inventor.......... I just don;t get that one. I made a poll HERE http://forum.tankionline.com/posts/list/123694.page. Please take it everyone. Thanks, Sclam Also Bruce, if you see this, I PMed you and you didn't respond, so please respond, thanks.

In the Best of May contest, this website was used as one of the (secret) ones. I am interested, and would like to show tankionline, how many people could have done this. Doing things on tankionline by accident to win is one thing, but something they did not know about... If it turns out I am wrong, and lots of people do/did know about it, then my apologies. However, I think that portion of the contest was a little unfair. Put your votes in!

Well, the way I see it, shaft is underrated. Take maps like silence (blue team). Many spots to snipe. If there is a freeze guarding the ramp going right to the flag with the help of a shaft, a shaft sniping anyone on the platform behind the building (so that the blue team can hold it and have a better spot to shoot and try to take flag from, a freeze and a isilda to try to take the flag, a thunder with mamoth to kill people on that platform (in the red teams area, sort of), and a rickrocket, shaft, and isilda back at base to snipe. rickrocket can take on enemy shafts who have ground, or at least suicide giving the blue team's shaft time to blow the other guy up, and constantly shaft on shafts or thunders or railguns or anything, are hit but not killed, and the isilda can really help them keep the ground. and of course, the rickrocket can turn around and defend the base, and the isilda can heal the other ppl near the base, especially the freeze. If you have 10 players though, add 1 more isilda to heal the freeze and shafts defending (there are 2) from the sides and the freeze. And the other just heals the rickrocket and shaft. I mean if shafts can snipe, they can pwn. At some point you can roll the other 2 shafts to the sniping area, the first freeze (defender) goes in and gets killed, leaving everyone facing away from the second freeze with the isilda. (hopefully both drugged). Freeze tries to burst through, anyone in his way is killed by the 2 shafts (third is still defending). as soon as freeze is up onto the ramp, the rick-rocket drugs and goes off the cliff, and kills anyone chasing the freeze, but if hes in front of all the enemies just shoots and blocks the way. The freeze captures the flag. only 3 people fully drugged, and the shafts used armor and damage (for better results, cause they need to snipe and sometimes enemies drug when their flag has been taken). Then they go back to their defensive stance. Thunder still on the platform, killing ppl :P This may only work for silence, but shaft is a HUGE support wep. And even if its not charged, its a shaft. And if its pointing at you, you run, or you shoot the %^@# out of it. Cause if you don't..... but then you don't see the freeze behind you. who kills you. and the shafts kills someone else behind you. :P Shaft pwns. So that's my load-out. And yes, I would be the shaft sniping.

Bruce hasn't responded :(

Hi tanki admins... So... I would like to organize a contest. So I have a few questions... First: Is there a way for people to prove what date they took a screenshot? Second: Can the prizes come out of the crystals in MY acc? (Not the Sclam acc, the Ghostrhoch. If you are not sure this is my acc, and are worried, I will get on it and say It is my acc, proving that it is.) Third: Can you not only take the crystals from my acc, but distribute them to the appropriate people at the end of the contest? Fourth: Can you put the contest (If 1-3 points can work out) In the contests area of the forum, and put it on the tanki homepage? Like a announcement, so players know that it exists? (Like you did with deja-vu contests, and cook contest, and other contests. homepage being tankionline.com) Please see if you can work this out, and thanks SOOOO much, ~Sclam

OK, so the top one has crystals... lots of them... So I bet its either how many crystals you have, or how many you can get in a certain amount of time (either during the contest, or in an hour, or something). Cause its a tornado, and they can come fast, and have a lot... etc. The 2nd one has to do with the garage. Either how many times you change your tank, guns, paint during the contest, or during the contest time how many times you upgrade. (more for lower level players with worse equipment, probably, sorry everyone who has every wep and tank m3 :P) Last one is more tricky, its a lightbulb. Smart. Probably the most battles where you were first, either death-match or CTF or team death match, i dunno. In other words, you may not have gotten many crystals, but you were the best person there. Because you were smart. There are just guesses, but go where you want with them!

Hmm... First, Contaminated, You can still win battles and look for hackers at the same time. You do one battle, then look at a few, then do another full one, etc. And my tanki acc IS 2nd lieutenant :P Yes, Bulletproof, and speed hacks are the hardest things to bust, because you can't get a screenshot. And if its video, it could be sped up. You really just need a mod to enter the battle, see them, and ban them. And yes OMGNUB. It is my opinion that hackers spin out hacks as fast as/faster then Admins spin out antihacks. I program (a bit), and there are MANY ways to do the same thing. For example, to do more damage, on lets say, wep twins. You can increase speed of fire. You can increase damage per shot. You can, instead of in crease YOUR damage per shot, (like in Garage it says twins does 1000 damage per shot or something), have your shots be fine, but increase the amount that the enemy TAKES. Like instead of double armor, half as much armor. You can hack yourself double damage drugs. You can just say when you shoot, whipe out their health, if they are in front of you, regardless of how far away, or if you hit them. You can change the speed of your "bullets". You can change it so your bullets go forever, no stopping. You can make yourself invisible and just whipe them out form behind. You can raise your tank into the air so you can't get hit. You can (maybe) stop your bullets right before they hit the ground, so when tanks run into them, its like hitting a landmine cause there are like 10 bullets there. And those examples are just a few. There are more ways, and for each way out there there can be different methods of hacking that need to be blocked. When one block stops one method, another method may work. And that's just for twins. And damage. There are all the other weps, tanks, paints that could be hacked to give 100% damage absorbent everything. And the other drugs. And landmines (which are not drugs technically, are "items"). There are hackers out there. And SHPS is getting ready.

Mod, I THINK you can ban them, but that is your decision. Also, I think you can close this topic, hacker (if hacker is hacker) has been reported.

Thanks VIkingsrall and ASSASSINCRUSADER :P I saw a hacker today, but I didn't manage to catch them :( they were "ghost" like right after spawning, but they were going wherever they want, and shooting. Staying as a ghost. But their shots couldn;t hit anything, they were ghost shots, and it was a shaft, so it was super hard to catch them shooting (which you can't do normally as a ghost), and because all I caught was was them as a ghost far from base (which IS possible), I have not reported them. And I forgot their name. But there ARE hackers out there, and it's SHPS's job to catch them!

Yes I do. :wink:

ATTENTION!!! I, Sclam, Am now starting up the organization known as SHPS (pronounced ships) It stands for "Special Hacker Patrol Squad". We are a player organized group of people, who finds hackers (if they are to be found), screenshots them, and reports them in this topic. To join, just try to submit a picture of a hacker YOU have taken (at any point in time), as well as a message saying you want to apply. Based on how obvious it is the person is hacking in the picture (clear hacking, or not very clear), will determine whether you are in the Squad or not. If you can not/have not found/find a picture of a hacker, then that is ok; it just means the great tanki-online mods are doing their work well! :D

Although maybe in Canada... Nea jk jk jk lol :P

maybe on the leaders, or just on different people, yes I'm still working this out. But I think, for example, if you are rich, you can invest and get more crystals faster. Or if lets say, you are WO4, and you're best tank is dictator and your best wep is railgun, which means you can't win any battles for crystals because you don't get many points from kills, and you get like 0 kills. This way you can raise your crystals a bit, enough to get back "in the game".

Considering the risk, I don't think anyone should buy bloons, because there is like always someone who can get more, and with the amount of rich people who can/already have bought them, just my advice, go for something like most boxes, that only rely on your skills (and some luck) and not what other people have already saved up. That's what I will do, and you all should probably. Just my 2 crystals, Sclam

ATTENTION! INTRODUCING THE NEW: TANKI-ONLINE ENGLISH CLAN STOCK MARKET!!! Starting now, clans will be able to sell stock: FOR CRYSTALS! WORKS JUST LIKE STOCK MARKET: STOCK GOES UP IF CLAN DOES WELL 1 DAY, GOES DOWN THE NEXT! BUY AND TRADE WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN THE NEW "CLAN STOCK" TAB! Want some crystals, are pretty smart with money, and just don;t have the quality equipment to get them in battles? BUY STOCK TODAY! (Disclaimer: This thing I said is not real, it is just an idea I had, and I hope its good!)

Please someone answer this, how do I like, enter? Do i need to take screenshots of my golden boxes i take... or is it automatic? Thanks

No, not to my knowledge. I did not have to download or bring up or do anything to run tankionline 2.0 test (or tankionline 1.X, im not sure).

Hello! This is where I will be putting my feedback on the tankionline 2.0 available in the test server. As of this post, 1 paint is out, and 4 maps (revised), along with smoky and wasp m3. And of course, green paint. Smoky: The graphics on the smoky are amazing. And the explosion really looks like an explosion, much more detail. Its lightened, which I personally like, as it gives more of an "explosion" and not a painting someone made. :P Wasp: Very nice graphics, when it dies I like the explosion, but what I like most are the treads! To my knowledge, on tanki-online (normal), you cannot move the treads on the ground even when just a small part is touching. For example, I can go up a wall, and end up on my "back". But because some treads are still touching the ground, i can move back and forward a bit (to keep from falling backward, or back onto the wall). This, and that if someone pushes you, or lands on you and moves, THAT can move your treads too (when you are up-side down at least) is simply a very clever idea, and one i like very much. A very big improvement from tankionline 1. Paint: A Normal paint, new, and very nice. However because there are not multiple other guns yet, it is hard to tell how good it really is. Looks very nice. Maps: I do not have much to say about the individual maps. They are pretty much the same as tankionline 1 maps, however the graphics are much better. The buildings, for example, and trees, do not look 3D or anything, however do look very realistic. Overall, very nice, and a improvement from tankionline 1 maps (at least those 4). That concludes my first tankionline 2.0 tester post! ~Tankionline 2.0 Tester Sclam

My work is done! I created this comic in about 45 minutes, with setting, planning, and editing. Just a little example of my solo work. We can make even better comics with a group! This comic is not a "The tank is talking in the game" comic, its a "I am talking while playing tankionline" comic. I guess its Comic Day 2! Also, special thanks to salomon127, who had no idea he was going to star in a comic when I asked him to go to a battle in a chat-box! :) He helped me a lot (stared as titan and smoky). And don't worry, he is NOT a hacker! :D ~Sclam

lolll very nice :) *KNOCK KNOCK* Whos there? Tank! Tank who? Tank who will blow you up! *bam* SUPORT TANKIONLINE!

Person A: (holds up 4 fingers) How many fingers am I holding up? Person B: That depends. Person A: Depends on what? Person B: It depends on how many fingers you are holding up. Person A: Whaaa???? Person B: BOO YA! Thanks :) i try to have funny riddles looks like person B is just to logical for person A :) See u on the next joke! Feel free to comment!