lol of course not its just a story...

great guide! i will use these tips in future maps!

Post the most funniest things you see in tanki.

Awesome. You will have my gun :D

I know there is probably already a topic like this, but I can't seem to find it ^_^ anyhow I will make one now. Post your coolest pictures of parkour here people! I will use mine for example, and it is also a parkour guide so you should try this too. The awesome highland parkour hidey spot (this must be old highland) 1. Go to the bridge http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/695/highlandtrickpart1.jpg/ 2. Go through the gap http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/204/highlandtrickpart2.jpg/ 3. Get to the pole, and put a small part of your tank through http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/706/highlandtrickpart3.jpg/ 4. Follow the picture, by going in the same position and shooting in the same angle http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/84/highlandtrickpart4.jpg/ 5. when your tank has almost made it, dont drive off yet, you will need about half a charge of ricochet to thrust you against the wall... http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/522/highlandtrickpart5.jpg/ 6. Ok so you have made, keep shooting till your nearly touching the wall. http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/707/highlandtrickpart6.jpg/ 7. Go around the corner http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/832/highlandtrickpart7.jpg/ 8. When your at the other side, find a place (past the building) to climb. http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/694/highlandtrickpart8.jpg/ 9. Almost done! Ok so you're up... http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/259/highlandtrickpart9.jpg/ 10. Now you are up! you can shoot through the gap, or drive down past the building and shoot people near the bridge! http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/535/highlandtrickpart10.jpg/

Yeah, it appears we are both good story writers we should write one together :D

This map is simillar to High Jump, but I have started from scratch, but I included a really "High Jump" into it and 2 gold boxes, and 6 crystals falling every 6 battle fund, and 2 big buildings, and textures. Description So, this map you can go the middle way which is the slowest, the enormous ramp which would be the quickest, or the small jump on the other side. The cool thing is imagine using a M3 Hornet with Nitro up the enormous ramp xD Anyway, I included textures and builinds too. Picture Help Yellow Cube = Gold Box Blue Cube = Crystal White Rectangle = Health Box fall area Grey Rectangle = Nitro, 2X Power, 2X Armor fall area Here are the pictures

Thanks, and no it's not Osa. I'll give you a hint. It is 10 vs 10.

M3 Hornet.

Once upon a time I was in a battle. I was by myself, no one on the enemy team. It started loading, then I had grey screen, then I spawned, and BOOM I instantly died. It said " destroyed AwesomeBlake33712" and I got freaked out... then I went into his base, took his flag, and drove to my base. Just at the last milli second I was going to capture it, BOOM again and it said the same thing... then my flag got taken, I saw the ghost tank, it was a M3 tank that looked a bit like a hornet, and a gun the looked like smokey. Then I realised it was a Smokey XT!! And his tank, was a tanki 2.0 version of hornet M3!!! he was going super fast. I shot my thunder at him, but it just hit the wall behind him. Then I went and grabbed my ricochet, he had 44 flags now :O I shot him as he was taking our 45th flag, but the bullets went straight through him and bounced off the wall and hit me. Then, he turned, and BOOM for somehow his smokey XT killed me in one shot! He wasn't using any Double Powers, Then I realised he had this big fan on the back of his smokey XT, I went up close, then he magically turned invisible! the this black fire came somewhere from behind me and it did about half of my health each shot. (I used Hornet M2) and then this message came on my screen saying "GHOST DETECTED!" and I freaked out then I saw this gun which looked like a cannon perched up on the edge cliff. A huge black bolder came and shot me and kill me in one shot. Then he turned into his ghost tank again and zoomed around and got 2 more flags so now he is on 47 - 0 Then I decided to go take his flag from the other side of the battle. Soon as I took it, BOOM he got me again then he captured my flag again. Then he zoomed down with his partually visible, but unhurtable tank and took my flag again. I use nitros but then I saw him go through the cliff then bowwwwnnnnnn he captured again! Then I took his flag, ran away with it, and drove backwards and actually I got the first flag! and guess how much points I got? 999. A huge chunk of my XP bar got filled. Then I though of a brilliant idea! I placed a mine near our flag but unfortunately, the ghost tank just drove right over it.. -_- and took our flag. I drugged and drove desperately to save the last flag! I took it then as I jumped off the cliff, I landed near the ditch, but not in it, He shot me. He hit the very back of my tank causing me to do a front flip. Then I drove passed the walls, skidded around the corner, and went passed the buildings into safety, but I was less than a centermeter from capturing, then BOOM again he got me. He took our flag, zoomed over, through the cliff, and captured. Then it say game over. But somehow, his reward was -3145 and my reward was 2818!!! Try to guess which map it was.

Cool I might give stories a try to

Yer, I use it sometimes, Ricochet M3?

nope. shaft m2?

let's keep this going. Rico?

i should do some stories...

It would be a interesting idea... Well as I said before, we have the test server, but it is not open. But I like this Idea. Maybe you could go into battles with it, but not get any score... Anyway, I do want a paint try on so I can see if spark looks good with my M2 Hornet.

banned for banning me.

Another part to the clan Alien brothers but here you can discuss it. Feel free to ask if you want to join here as well. If you are not in the clan, or not asking to be in it, don't post at all here.

I'll be in Battle of the Best, maybe I could join if I have some spare time... If so, I will be using M2 Hornet, M2 Thunder, Alien Paint, and I am a Warrant Officer 5. (Maybe M2 Ricochet we'll see).

I ban everyone here for no reason except jordanrusson :P :P

sorry to bump the topic, but this:

nice

Okay.

yes yes ok we are explaining this in 3 ways ^_^ lol anyway i do want to show you my cool parkours

20 minutes per a battle.