#re-old-hopper

It's gotta be this random guy's Flickr account

Alright gang, I have a theory. Mr.Blitz finds rankups extremely exciting, therefore every time he gets a new rank, his body is filled with very high levels of adrenaline, making it feel as if time itself flows slower. Hence, in the next few battles his tank feels slow and sluggish until the adrenaline subsides and he starts feeling normal again. P.S. I'm only half-joking. I'm still 99% sure that this whole thing is psychological.

Then what are we even discussing here? You say that the tank "feels" wrong. No one else shares the same experience. Therefore, the logical conclusion is that it's just your brain playing tricks on you, as opposed to there being some malicious system that secretly nerfs players who rank to Legend. Also, you did get your urgent dev response... as peculiar as it was.

Normal gold boxes are removed from battles and made available only during special events. Thus, there is now one additional type of special gold boxes.

What does this have to do with me? What is a boxer even? ?

What are you even on about?

MOAR SPESHUL GOLD BOXES!!!

This forum wouldn't be the same without him

When was the last time your tank had an oil change? Also recommend checking your transmission, track alignment, and brake fluid. Hope this helps.

No, they go through me and I give him a good slap anytime he does something wrong

Not gonna happen, since gold box supplies are valued far higher than random gold boxes. A gold box is 1000 crystals and a single gold box supply is what, 150 tankoins?

And you still expect to be taken seriously?