Greet him cheerfully

Nice article and pics

Sam - First three letters of my real name 13/11/92 - Let's just say it's an important date with no relation to me, as I wasn't even born then

^More like cow dung >.<

Finally

I edited it.

Horne, definitely. Best hull for attacking and will go nicely with all your turrets. Ricochet would be a nice addition to your garage for some medium range gameplay. It has a nice DPS(Damage per second) provided you are able kill the enemy in one clip. It also has the added advantage of being able to bounce balls upon obstacles which you can use to your advantage to avoid getting damaged by your opponent. You already own two short ranged m1's so isida will not be much of a change. Also much of your gameplay would consist of healing teammates rather than being a vampire. On drugs it's a different thing though. Edit: Now that you mention it, going with an m1 hull is the best option for you. Hornet, if you like attacking.

Upgrading to the next level is obviously better than MU'ing anything. And MU'ing an m2 turret is hardly effective or even a good utilisation of your crystals, at that rank when m3's start cropping up everywhere. Freeze and isida are both short ranged turrets,and therefore have relatively similar gameplay. So upgrading thunder to m3 TODAY and then MU'ing it's damage would be a good choice. Thunder is actually one of the best turrets to MU. However, it entirely depends on the type of gameplay that you prefer. Take thunder m2 out for a spin and see if you like it. If not, choose between MU'ing isida's self heal and freeze's damage.

Even high ranked tankers are called noobs if they don't play well. My first response was a sarcastic one with regard to your rant. Although I admit it would have been more clear with an emoticon. Now, I don't have anymore of my precious time to waste on a noob.(joke ok) .–.

Jk ok. And your rank is low.

Noob Nice read, I think I'll start playing on an alt to atleast test out hammer.

I think the present drug system with smart cooldowns is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.(yeah, that's a word) The people who are complaining about the present system should think how bad it was before the smart cooldowns when non- drugging tanks were spawn killed most of the time. Instead tanki bought out a radical change nerfing drugs in a big way and made their use more of a tactical thing than a huge advantage that it was before the update. And remember tanki also gave tankers free drugs with the update. So, the current scenario seems pretty balanced to me. And to those saying that non-buyers are not passionate about Tanki, I think it's otherwise. It's the non-buyers who slave for hours just to get XP/crystals so that they can buy their dream equipmemt before a sale, not the buyers.

Rail gun m3 ;)

Shouldn't be buying m2's at that rank

Have you ever heard of sarcasm? Anyway it wasn't directed at the metaphor but towards the wrong use of the word 'literally'. Yes, it would be termed as nitpicking, hence I posted it that.Now let's not derail this nice topic.

No favourites, listening to Fightstar right now.

I'd pray for teamates like that lol

Also thunder has the advantage of splash damage so it can get enemies hiding behind any obstacle. Btw, I'm curious to see if wasp hammer combo works. It could be a good kamikaze combo for infiltrating the enemy's base due to its high rate of fire and damage.

Nah I'd rather die

No it's not literally around the corner. I looked. Btw, Merry Christmas to all :)

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Same reason as above but don't like this nick. I may change it to something which I'd rather not disclose here.

Impractical jokers Seinfield Sherlock Travel shows

#railgunned

You should really get that wasp checked out by a doctor then.