Jump to content
EN
Play

Forum

monkeyburn

Advanced
  • Posts

    7 851
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    52

Everything posted by monkeyburn

  1. monkeyburn

    absolute bull

    This is an ongoing problem effecting many players: http://en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showtopic=186505 Also you might want to contact the support team: http://help@tankionline.com
  2. monkeyburn

    Am I the only one

    To be truthful? I think a MACSWEEN'S is long overdue. I mean, there's a Mcdonald's. Wouldn't it be nice to pull up to the drive-thru and order a Haggis? "Now that's a happy meal! I'm lovin it!" :)
  3. monkeyburn

    Bugatti or koenigsegg

    Your right. I didn't read the recent reports, just released yesterday (January 19, 2014) by CE Wolfgang Schreiber...The plans for a release of the "SuperVeyron" (280 mph) this month, were rumors. The executive said that Bugatti will build neither a production Galibier, nor a so-called “SuperVeyron” that would top the current most powerful Veyron, the 1,200PS (1183hp) SuperSport. The executive dismissed rumors of a more powerful, faster Veyron, reckoning 432 km/h (268 mph) is enough. “We will not produce a ‘SuperVeyron' or Veyron Plus, definitely,” the Bugatti president told Top Gear. “There will be no more power. 1200PS is enough for the chapter of Veyron and its derivatives,” Schreiber added. The next model will have to “redefine the benchmarks”, the executive added, but he maintained secrecy about the Veyron successor. Asked whether it could feature a hybrid powertrain, Schreiber replied: “Maybe. But it's too early to open the door and show you what we have planned.”
  4. monkeyburn

    what did you dream last night

    I was being chased down the street by hundreds, maybe thousands of teaspoons...I ran so fast that I must have gone around the world, because now I was behind them. When I realized this, I thought to myself "I'll just be really quite and they wont hear me." So I stood perfectly still, and watched as they went from me. Then I noticed one of them in the back stumbled over something in the road, and when it picked itself up again to join the others, it noticed me and motioned, as if to say "There he is!" I started running again, back the way I came, using colorful language that I will not repeat here. Then I woke up, in a sweat. As I looked around, eyes focusing, I was relived to see no spoons. I thought about my ordeal for a little while, before drifting back to sleep.
  5. monkeyburn

    Bugatti or koenigsegg

    Although Hennessey is acclaimed as the fastest car in acceleration. It can't touch Bugatti’s 280 record on overall speed. Even by the avow of the Hennessey team, "if conditions are right the Hennessey could reach a overall speed of 270."...As for quality? Bugatti’s materials are far superior pound for pound. For a heavy car, that says volumes in speed. P.S. Acceleration does not make a fine car. There are many cars "striped for drag racing" that are fast accelerators, but pale in handling at top speeds, in the long run.
  6. I do not have "Photoshop", and did my picture with "windows paint". I assume this will be O.K. Whereas, there is nothing in the "Posting Rules:", or "Image requirements:" about specifically using "Photoshop".
  7. monkeyburn

    tankiplayers need an education.

    Snupki ni's yulme gok ti wexihug volmuck! (Maybe it's time for an universal language!).
  8. monkeyburn

    what did you dream last night

    I was flying a kite and the wind was getting good, so I kept adding more string to it. The more I would add, the higher it went, until the kite was a tiny spec in the sky...It was so hard to hold onto it, because it was past the clouds. It was now pulling me forward. Even though I jammed my heels into the pavement, it still dragged me along making a "shhhishhh" noise. My arms were shaking under the stress, the string was biting into my fingers, and the soles of my shoes were smoking. "OW! Their getting hot!" I thought to myself. I was going really fast down the street, and people where looking at me, but nobody wanted to help. I wanted to let go of the kite, but was afraid that the string would land all over (lots of string) and cause traffic jams or something worst. Just then, I woke up. It was one of those dreams that brought on deep thought, because it was so intense, with no outcome. I'll never know what happened to the kite...Even now, I find myself looking out the window. :huh:
  9. monkeyburn

    aids and cancer

    Experts say, "It’s very unlikely there will ever be a single ‘cure’ because cancer is made up of more than 200 different diseases." I ask, "Are we willing to settle for many cures, say 200, as apposed to a single cure?".
  10. Albeit the sloth is physically slower than a snail, it is smarter than a raccoon. And whereas sloths eat mostly plants as a part of their normal diet, and raccoons will only do so as a last resort. I feel it only necessary to start befriending the elusive sloth now, before an apocalyptic event occurs. “Why? You may ask?” Although the answer to such a question is quite simple, yet complex in nature. It is the complexity of that nature, which creates a somewhat perfect balance in the environmental ecosystem we all depend upon. An ecosystem that is and of itself dependent upon all living creatures of this little blue spinning ball we call home. As for the snail? Snails have been around as far back as recorded time can recall. Therefore, it is only logical to acknowledge the humbling fact that they are the true survivors of many things we have long since taken for granted in the ado of this new age. Even though sloth may eat an occasional insect (during meager times), it will not eat snail. Not because they taste bad, or might be cute looking (in their own way), but because even though we may think of the sloth as a slow lumbering, smelly, vision impaired, hairy whatever, shimmying along small treetop branches that can hardly bear its weight. It is actually reliant upon the slime trail left by the snail, to find it’s much deserved reward of cecropia leaves. The real question here would not be “why?”, yet rather, “Is the snail trying to tell us something?" And if so, how can we use that silent avow to avert if not fortify against such a catastrophe in the first place? A more concise answer to your question: Farm the sloths, save the women, follow the snails. P.S. "I don't understand why it never caught on...Bad location, I guess?"
  11. monkeyburn

    Tanki Picture of the Day - Have any?

    "MU Sugar-Rush, with Picasso!"
  12. monkeyburn

    Anime!

    I was aiming toward humor, but was told "C-U-T-E spells cute!" :angry: ... :lol:
  13. monkeyburn

    Anime!

    This is so funny you should bring this topic up...I have not seen Anime yet, but a tank girl I know (actually an adult woman) is a fanatic...I recently lost a bet with her (long story). As payment, I have to make a "Cute" valentine's day video with some kind of Anime character(s), which is in the making. I'm using the word "Cute" here. :P It'll be out shortly. ^P.S. Watch episode 1 & 2 from above link...The part where the girl says, "The turret doesn't move. It's like an elephant." made me laugh so hard. :lol:
×
×
  • Create New...