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  1. monkeyburn

    Tanki Rage comics

    Too funny in yet a sad pissed-off kind of way...I've been there! If it helps any, that Rail was popped just moments after, by a shaft that couldn't get to the box..."So frustrating. So very frustrating!"
  2. monkeyburn

    Tanki Rage comics

    "Emergency use only!"
  3. monkeyburn

    Tanki Rage comics

    "No! ^That's pathetic!"
  4. monkeyburn

    My wish.

  5. monkeyburn

    Lets discuss "The Artist of Tanki Online"

    "TICK! TICK! TICK! TICK! TICK! TICK! TICK! TICK!"
  6. monkeyburn

    Lets discuss "The Artist of Tanki Online"

    Recognizing the significant color blue in both these works, omits performance.
  7. monkeyburn

    Tanki Rage comics

  8. monkeyburn

    Why did you chose your nicknames

    One does not choose a "nickname"...Such a name has been with us our whole lives, imbedded deep within the subconscious mind; there waiting like a fine-tuned instrument never played, gathering dust on that empty shelf. A shelf that we most often take for granted, and most always think is too high to reach. And then it happens, like a loud unrequited cry from the very bowels of time itself. That moment, that long unsuspected transpiration..."Hmmmm! now what nickname do I want?"...Ooh! We think we're so smart, picking a name that has always been there and attributing it our own intellect! "Shame on us! Shame on all of us!"
  9. monkeyburn

    "Has anyone ever 'Croaked' while playing tanki?"

    This is not a complaint. Just want a simple answer: Some times in the heat of battle, all of a sudden a tank will stop (not freeze) dead in it's tracks (I've seen enough frozen tanks to know the difference)...Now I don't think this is just a simple case of one pressing the "P" key to take a break, because most coherint's know to park in an out of the way spot, so as not to cause a glut detrimental to their own team mates success, instead of places like the alleyway in silence; the bridge in Kungur; the doorway of the bombed out house in Noise, etc., etc...Craking at the controls is nothing to laugh about, but if this is you; please, somehow contact us from beyond. If not, explain why it's nesesary to take a potty break right in the middle of everything without parking your tank....Thank you!...Has anyone else seen such croaking?
  10. monkeyburn

    Lets celebrate 2013!

    ............... :rolleyes:
  11. monkeyburn

    Who likes what? World of Tanks or Tanki

    P.S....DEAR WORLD OF TANKS:
  12. monkeyburn

    TV

    "I had 3 channels with UHF, and a pair of glasses..."
  13. monkeyburn

    ♛ Your Bucket List ♛

    * Get stranded for two months on a deserted island with many nasty women. * Wake one morning to find all before rb M3's are in my garage. * Make the best pizza in the whole world.
  14. monkeyburn

    How To Kill

    First you have to get in touch with your inner child...Now take a deep breath, and repeat after me: "I can do it!"..."I didn't say to breath out!"...Paying close attention to pragmatic instructions is as invaluable as using big words...Now drive toward me on the battlefield, close your eyes and say "bye bye!"...Sorry. I couldn't resist that one. :lol:
  15. monkeyburn

    "121...How ya' holding up?"

    "All of the above?"
  16. monkeyburn

    "121...How ya' holding up?"

    ... :rolleyes:
  17. monkeyburn

    "121...How ya' holding up?"

    ...Poll has been moved (Same Title "How ya' holding up?") to Off-Topic Discussion...Date/Time: January 29, 02:11
  18. monkeyburn

    January 28! Release 121!

    It is now 6pm New York time on the 27th.
  19. monkeyburn

    January 28! Release 121!

    3am Moscow time on the 28th is 6pm New York time on the 27th...So UK falls somewhere in between.
  20. monkeyburn

    Lets discuss "The Artist of Tanki Online"

    Sorry to disagree with you. The topic title "Artist of Tanki Online" is directed toward the individual, not the contest assignment(s). That is not to say creativity is an unimportant aspect, just that this assignment calls for advertisement...I really don't see dogm45's work as being "analytical" as you have put it. In fact, it's logic is very sound.
  21. monkeyburn

    Bored...

  22. monkeyburn

    Need some tips for life

    Never allow soliloquy to dominate your sense of humor...
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