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"How would you have done it?"

If you've had an amazing, but true, gold box story that nobody else witnessed...Now's your chance to give it up. Mine: Today I was in silence - one of those games where nothing went right. After playing for two hours and loosing by a large margin, up against a mostly over-drugged team of M-3's. I though it would be a good idea to leave, seeing as I was the only surviving member of my team, and now the unofficial tanki pinata for the last 5 or 10 minutes, with 18 minutes left on the play clock...Now somewhat discouraged, I browsed the maps. "Hmmm! Esplanade...I haven't played that for a while!" So I did. As I materialized, making my way to the open court out front, amidst the heated battle; "there!" sitting in the cove, under the tower that juts out between the two tunnels; was the "gold box". Every one was driving by it! "Doesn't anyone see it?" I thought to my self, as I raced toward this preordaned manifestation in my M-2 mammoth with no nitro - as hard as my finger could press the accelerator! Now, a member of the tight A-hole club; I rocked back and forth in my seat trying to make my mam go faster..."Please don't let me get hit! I'm almost there!" I shouted, within...And then, "DING!!!" that ringing noise that only a gold box can make..."It was mine!" Needless to say, after notification "monkeyburn takes the gold box" I was blown-up by lots of tanks who didn't notice me before, all at once...Didn't mind though...Today was a good day!

- "Knock Knock!" - "Who's there?" - "Little Owl!" - "Little Owl who?" - "Little Owl!" - "Little Owl who?" - "Little Owl!" - "Little Owl who?" - "Little Owl!" - "Little Owl who?" - "Little Owl!" - "Little Owl who?" - "Little Owl!" - "Little Owl who?" - "Little Owl who will keep knock'n at your door untill the wax falls out of your ears!!!!!!!!"

^Actually, even though I liked his earlier work, this says Tanki more!

My tip is to extensive for this aperture.

Green Lantern...

"4-DAYS!"

"Wow! I wasn't even thinking cards...Where do I get one, dogm?"

To FederalBureauFBI: Answer to GENERATOR'S question (who likes holes anyways).

Glad you asked...Painted by prairie dog, Pine Ridge S. Dakota 1972.

......Antisa Khvichava

Paint is not as easy to work with as it may seem...This was my entry, done with windows paint...It didn't make it...I'm not upset, even though it took a lot of time...I don't think the dev's., made a mistake at all...And I think Bruce is intellegent enough to know when he's being prompted with statements like: "just don't make this mistake again! :) ". And: "Sincerly, a player who have nothing to do with this contest .. M.G".

Too funny in yet a sad pissed-off kind of way...I've been there! If it helps any, that Rail was popped just moments after, by a shaft that couldn't get to the box..."So frustrating. So very frustrating!"

"Emergency use only!"

"No! ^That's pathetic!"

"TICK! TICK! TICK! TICK! TICK! TICK! TICK! TICK!"

Recognizing the significant color blue in both these works, omits performance.

One does not choose a "nickname"...Such a name has been with us our whole lives, imbedded deep within the subconscious mind; there waiting like a fine-tuned instrument never played, gathering dust on that empty shelf. A shelf that we most often take for granted, and most always think is too high to reach. And then it happens, like a loud unrequited cry from the very bowels of time itself. That moment, that long unsuspected transpiration..."Hmmmm! now what nickname do I want?"...Ooh! We think we're so smart, picking a name that has always been there and attributing it our own intellect! "Shame on us! Shame on all of us!"

This is not a complaint. Just want a simple answer: Some times in the heat of battle, all of a sudden a tank will stop (not freeze) dead in it's tracks (I've seen enough frozen tanks to know the difference)...Now I don't think this is just a simple case of one pressing the "P" key to take a break, because most coherint's know to park in an out of the way spot, so as not to cause a glut detrimental to their own team mates success, instead of places like the alleyway in silence; the bridge in Kungur; the doorway of the bombed out house in Noise, etc., etc...Craking at the controls is nothing to laugh about, but if this is you; please, somehow contact us from beyond. If not, explain why it's nesesary to take a potty break right in the middle of everything without parking your tank....Thank you!...Has anyone else seen such croaking?