The forest is dark and deep...There are many creatures waiting for your "nobs". I hear they are afraid of the dark! I make an alliance with dogm cuz' he likes critters. "Deal with it!". Koth has also forbidden #365 access to the hill for his continued failure to use capital's at the begining of his sentences...#366 "I step into power" is improper diction...You are also hurled into the sea, without being vaporated...Me and my new allies make lots of pizza, and "kick back!" in our kingdom.

#356. I send my squirrels to you and they pretend to make you their "nut brother", so you can dispatch yourself trying to take #357's Hill, which as stated earlier, is not "THE HILL". And besides, I have a special bond with all creatures of earth, especially the squirrels for rescuing them. A bond that far transcends friendship..."Hokaha!". As for #358. Your failure to capitalize the first letters at the begining of your sentences, rouses the anger of the real "KOTH". You are vaporated, and hurled into the sea...I'm still king of "THE HILL".

"Thank you for being so observant!"

"What's 'copulate' mean?"

P.S. I'm satisfied with "monkeyburn".

:fire_r: "That's 'BURN'! Not 'BUM'!" :fire_l:

Not exactly...I substituted the brown/tan of Clay, for gold/yellow.

Was "FORBIDDEN PLANET".

"I'm almost done with my tunnels!"

P.S. "Good Abstract...You've got talent...Keep it up!"

TANK HIDING BEHIND BUSH

"Oh! By the way...When the turret is it the side position it doubles as a wing-glider. When towed by hornet is an awesome sight!"

The 'highest hill" is not "THE HILL", which I am still king of...The water slides are really great fun...After I saved all the Squirrels on earth, they gathered all the the nuts they could carry, and planted an impenetrable wall of Oak trees around "THE HILL". Whereafter, all other critters of earth moved in, incuding birds, insects and reptiles of every type...Beleive me. "You don't want to mess with that!"

1. "Beer" was never called, only "Root beer". 2. Me and my subject/friends have developed a highly nutritional food supplement, and resurrected old T.V. episodes of "Gilligans Island"; especially the one where Ginger breaks the chains. 3. Wannabes are no threat to me because i'm the real deal. 4. We might open a water theme park on the hill, or habitat for lost squirrels.

"Oh! Did I mention the the Endermen made an alliance with the Inhabitants of Uranis in the primordia to construct a decoy hill, In exchange for protien residual #337...?" I hosted the event, with Hot wings, French fries and Root beer. "Yes. I am still King!"

After my subjects/friends find #332 was lieing about me being bad, and we take over the dough company by refusing to harvest the wheat used to make the dough. Plan "E" (Rocket Hill) is implemented...We don't have to get close to the hill. Long ago we planted 40,000 rockets under it that blast you and your adherents to the planet Uranus, where you'll all be welcomed by inhabitants that don't know what a "trojan" is..."I am still King!" And we send out for more pizza!!!

"Something Like This?"

Knowing there might be a few loyalists left over from the last regime, I put a special non-toxic formula in the water supply that turns only their hair florecent green (same color as last ruler), which my subjects/friends are driven into a multavian frenzy by (bad memeries). You are destroyed, wherafter we build funny looking caveat totems from your bones as a warning to the others. Then we send out for the best pizza in the world..."Long live good king monkeyburn!"

Because I'm new to the forum, and have no namesake dwelling; I've decided to dig impenetrable tunnels called "Sub Kungurs".

"What do you want to be called?"

"SURPRISE!"....Once thinking I fell into the valcanic shaft with every one on earth, I actually fell into an ice cave. While thawing for the past billion years. I've devised a special explosive that looks like dirt. The same used to build your kingdom. One night while sitting on your potty thrown you reach for the toilet paper, and pulling it you notice writting "Bye-Bye"...To yourself you say "Bye-Bye?" then hear "CLICK-BOOM"...I give your surviving subjects long forgotten knowledge and treat them all to free internet. "I am King".

I already took that into consideration...Fact: 1. Everybody was fighting over the hill. 2. Everybody fell into the lava "ssss-aaah!". 3. A ruling monarch must have subjects. 4. If I survived you would be king. 5. I still win, because in the finality. You will grow old, dry up and blow away like the dust beneath your now dirty with shamed feet. And while the roaches are chewing on the last bits of protein that cling to your stark bones, they will resound "This meal was provided for by monkeyburn. He was truly King of the Hill"..... :)