You STILL haven't added me yet?! Blasphemy!

If he really did break your relationship just because of 1k crystals, then he must've not cared much about you. He doesn't deserve you, I say you move on and chat a lot in battles. Who knows? You might just meet roads with someone just like you.

You mean I'm not added yet? This is blasphemy!

*omnomnom I see you haven't graduated from the Universal Chicken Eating University to Universally Teach How To Eat Universal Chicken

Maybe hull that'd be able to roll over other tanks, as in no recoil needed. just go towards the tank, and you'll get on top of him. It'd be useful for parkour.

Welcome!

You are hereby promoted to first-grade chicken. and personal advisor on chicken and chickeny topics.

Yo, just so you know, we're out in space right now, and, well, you can't talk in space. And your shield would float away anyways. Harry Potter doesn't go well with sci-fi :P

The idea would be great, but it'd probably completely eradicate the small feeling of "realism" Tanki had, and reduce the sense of warfare.

I'm seeing the "Shaft are noobs" myth become less and less popular. On the other hand, the "Tanki is going downhill" one is increasing. Switching out a pain for another. I thought you only included myths :mellow:

4.7 seconds. Just enough to gulp up a chicken drumstick.

I'm quite good at breathing, eating, sleeping and generally staying alive. Piano, drawing, and maybe badminton. Been a year since I last played it, so I'm not too sure.

Kev= Kevin Red= color red ftw

My account was short of one crystal compared to when I logged off, the previous day. Horrible.

I spent all my birthday money on crystals; before having the latter removed after my parents found out.

Get mad when the sound is off and I don't notice the Gold Box alert...I see that random orange thing fall and *facepalm*

I don't see how the devs could've added more imaginative weapons without going straight-out sci-fi. In any case, some updates were good, others not. Overall better than before, IMO.

Bro we're on a roll. Join in or stay out B) Precisely. Those are called kiwis. "Us Neptunians" i.e a ringelette and a speaker. Bring it on!

I guess capitalization is too much :P Cool Garage Analysis though.

Stay with the times old timer...war has already been declared <_< Ha! You little Kryptonians actually FAILED an invasion of EART?! I laugh. Those are called ostriches.

Memes?! The Dark Side does not indulge in such mortal activities! Darth Vador is just a scam. We have Kentucky fried chicken for anyone who comes...Earth will fall.

I wasn't even in it in the first place. Use cliche phrases when they actually fit.

That's called an asteroid. Chicken4life if you come with the Jupiterians.

Right, and CC, I couldn't come to the training today 'cause the war used up my computer time.

Wait, what are you even doing in here? This is for Canadians and aliens only! Shoo!