False Next person is between the ages of 12 and 16

I pull out my BASS CANNON and blast them with high powered BASS! TPBM is being attacked by slenderman

same here. Discount railgun by 50% please!!!

I have my trusty mammoth tank, and I crush them all. TPBM is falling from a cliff with nothing but the clothes on his back, and a pencil. :D

I'm not flae99, so I live. TPBM has 30 M3 shafts fully charged trained on him.

Well I can't die of boredom. I play tanki! TPBM is trapped inside his tank, out of fuel, with an army of mammoth/railguns after him

I fly over I drive around it. if you meant the mines in-game :P TPBM is stuck upside down in the mammoth hull in the middle of a chaotic warzone.

there is no attack on me. the person below is sitting in an inescapable metal room with nothing but a swarm of angry wasps.

AWESOME! I can now register all my fellow Team members. it's easier to find them. I'm not stalking them though. :P

I doubt the upgrades will carry over, but I hope they do!

I'm immune to cancer. so I live. the person below dies of my pure AWESOMENESS

I got Hornet M1, Lava paint, and... well... orange paint... XD

very nice... maybe now I can battle with some players I couldn't before. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLDom_MzOyM Insane and hard... B)

mine would be both of these... :P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg31MqrurkQ

I AM Chuck Norris, so I survived. The person below was blasted by 30 railgun M3's.

here's mine... Brainiac09=1

YES! THANK YOU! M1 hornet here I come! :D

wow! I've actually heard about this before... can't wait for this update! this will be AWESOME! :D

wow... nice... :D I like the original song so... THIS IS AWESOME! XD