Parkour paint is pretty sexy

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why is my garden on fire.

1/10th Gold Boxes are pretty cool

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

You could've posted this here.

People say the comet is shaped like a rubber duck :lol:

This is a very good point, and one that I have never really considered. I'm looking forward to some official thoughts on this one.

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Did you know that 92% of random statistics are made up on the spot.

I'd say that anti-jokes can be 'good' - they may not be a classic joke but they are funny due to the fact that they are so obvious/harsh.

Personally, I don't think I've ever seen anybody teaming in a team-based gamemode anyway (CTF, TDM, CP). As for DM, I'm not really concerned by people who team up; if anything, they are easier targets as they will often try to stick together.

Speeding around a Shaft, and watching as they slowly turn their turret around in a desperate attempt to shoot you.

Viking M3 and Inferno

Perhaps it's because they're not good.

Some XP + Ban indeed

100% Easy, plus some of these questions are quite outdated.

Can confirm ^ It'll definitely be my M3 heavy hull of choice.

I bet Richard Branson thought the same thing.

That moment when you use a health pack but get destroyed faster than you can gain health. :mellow:

True happiness for me is things I experience in real life, which I will never see again. Those fleeting moments of beauty or amazement. While I enjoy games such as this one, there is never true happiness to be found here; just entertainment.

I'd go for Titan - it's faster, more powerful, and cheaper overall, and only has a small amount less health than Mammoth. Plus it's smaller, whereas Mammoth is a huge target on the battlefield.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE_NFGjLvCU Such a tune.

Nice but already have M2.. looks like my Needle will be coming out for the next few weeks.

Ok, good luck with that.

I think I need to stop this pun war, I just keep taking the bait.