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    Q & A with me (Quasar)

    I was just getting started :C
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    Interview with Sagittarii, Blackdrakon30 and mydoom.exe

    WELCOME LADIES, GENTLEMEN AND YIPER TO THIS TRIPLE INTERVIEW WITH THREE HAPPY DRAGONS AND LIFE LONG FRIENDS- , @Blackdrakon30 and @mydoom.exe! Question: What is your name and where do you live? (complete address) Daddy Zen (Sagittarii): Heya, my name is Zenith on ze internet. I normally live in ze house. I wouldn't care to reveal its address to a neutrino though. Neutrino: Why not? I have no bad intentions :ph34r: Daddy Zen: Poor neutrinos get lost among all ze walls that’s why. Neutrino: Oh lol. Malfoy (Blackdrakon30): Hi I'm Anima, and I live in a cave with my hoard of gold. Neutrino: Can I get a share? Malfoy: It’s called a hoard for a reason, because I hoard it for myself. Neutrino: :( Flabby (mydoom.exe): My name is Hanate Wakuso Shiseo Tadashiite Teriyaki Suzuki Honda Civic. I usually live in a cave somewhere, going full-on neckbeard, but for this instance a basement will do. Question: When did you join tanki and why? Daddy Zen: I joined ze game of Tanki Online because one of ze friends of mine told me on ze xat chat of a Club Penguin (RIP) army that it was pretty good. I signed up and made ze account LordZenith. I couldn't load many battles because of my 2g internet speed, but I kept playing until ze motivation faded away. A few weeks later I wanted to play it again, but had forgotten ze password. Therefore came into being ze current account and also my consistent stay in this wonderful MMO. Neutrino: Wonderful! Daddy Zen: Is it not? I beg to differ. Neutrino: OK, let’s not get into this argument; there are plenty of people crying in game discussion already. Malfoy: I think I joined Tanki about two years ago, although I've only probably played for a year and a half of that. My brother's friends began playing Tanki from who-knows-where, and then my brother started playing, and it looked cool. So I figured I might as well try it. :P Neutrino: Now I know you have a brother... Brother helps Neutrino track Malfoy down Flabby: I'm pretty sure I joined Tanki perhaps a year and a half ago, maybe sometime in early-mid-2015. As for why, a really great friend of mine recommended it to me, so I decided to give it a go. Shoutouts to Achilleus! Question: You guys are known for your writing skills, what makes you write? Zenith: I don't know to be fair. I like to write descriptive pieces, guides and reports, if you've observed. I've run a couple of amateur blogs and worked on an amateur news website before and I think that's what kickstarted my experience as a 'writer', if you'd call me one. Malfoy: Hmmm I write because it gives me the power to help others with words that otherwise couldn't reach their ears. The potential to make someone laugh when they're at their lowest moments, to comfort at their hardest times, and to remind them that they have worth when they feel everything is gone. That ability to affect others is precious to me. Flabby: For fun. I really can't find any other explanation. Question: What is your favorite song, movie and book? Daddy Zen: I don't have any 'favorite' song, they change a lot. I'm also the guy who isn't up to date with music albums, I just do it randomly. The same applies to my movies and books although I don't watch/read them as often. Malfoy: Favorite song is probably Car Radio by 21 Pilots, or maybe the Fairy Tail Main Theme song. Favorite movie is probably Star Wars Episode 6. Favorite book changes all the time, but right now I'd say that the first book of the Kingkiller Chronicles by Patrick Rothfuss is probably my favorite. Flabby: Anything from Knife Party or Pendulum, I don't have a favourite movie, probably "The Cobra" by Frederick Forsyth. Question: What makes you play a game like tanki? Daddy Zen: I play Tanki because I've invested plenty of time and effort in it already, besides my helper responsibilities and the fun experiences that come with all that. I stay loyal to my games and generally play only one at a time and I could say Tanki is good enough to help me keep at it, at the very least. Malfoy: I play Tanki because I really love strategic games. It's still a strategy-based game that I can play and figure more strategies for, so I continue to play it. :P Flabby: Err, I don't. Sometimes I hop on just to get some information that might be useful for articles and stuff, if I feel like it, but I haven't published those anywhere lol (Mydoom.exe has ranked up since the time of conducting this interview). Question: Why do you think I am conducting this interview? Daddy Zen: I think you're conducting this to interview three members of a clan that will eventually take over all helper groups and to know how we're laying the foundation for such a movement (JK). Neutrino: And maybe because I want to see if you are recruiting :ph34r: Malfoy: I think you are doing this interview because you're a stalker who is looking for our bank account information. Neutrino: Which I still haven't acquired :ph34r: Flabby: Because I'm your senpai. Don't deny it. Question: What is the meaning of life? Daddy Zen: Life is the wrong spelling of LYF, which is a mobile manufacturing company by Reliance based in India. Obviously. Malfoy: The meaning of life is whatever you make your purpose. It depends on your perspective. I have a very Christian perspective as a Christian, but the meaning of life for someone else might differ. For those cynical weirdos, there may be no meaning of life. The meaning of life is whatever your choose as your purpose. Flabby: 42 Neutrino: Correct. Savage: It's actually 69 Question: What is Quantum Tunneling? Daddy Zen: Irrelevant question, will not answer. Neutrino: Run Malfoy: (Goes to google) hhhh it's when a particle tunnels through something. Neutrino: Damn Google. Flabby: 42 Neutrino: Correct. Question: Why are you so noob? Daddy Zen: Because noob is not just an adjective, it's a distinction. It's a profession, an ability, a way of life that I won't be ashamed of following. Malfoy: I'm noob because I'm noob. Noob is a state of existence tbh. Neutrino: True that, it’s a constant. Malfoy: I mult, therefore I am. Neutrino: Lol. Flabby: *Unintelligible ranting moved into spoiler, don't read if sensitive :ph34r: :P * Neutrino: This will be hard to publish. Question: You get to ask me a question! Daddy Zen: Why were you born? Why? Neutrino: To conduct this interview. Daddy Zen: So you were emitted thanks to a beta positive emission for that? It's done now though. You better disappear now. Neutrino: See you tomorrow. Malfoy: What is your favorite ice cream flavour? Neutrino: Blood Malfoy: yum Neutrino: It's choco chip. Flabby: What are thoooooooooose? Neutrino: 42 And that brings us to an end to this thrilling, nail biting and nerve-wracking interview! I hope you enjoyed and if you did not then I simply don’t care!
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    Club "Happy Dragons" [H.D.]

    Savage son saves situation
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    [Forum Game] The sentence

    Don't take this @personia, but you are a mult
  5. If that was supposed to be a joke, it failed like your miserable existence
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    Tanki short stories

    Play Sleep Rave Repeat
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    Tanki short stories

    Nice nick
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    Club "Happy Dragons" [H.D.]

    Lmaaaaoooooooooooo
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    Club "Happy Dragons" [H.D.]

    Lots of people eat tofu :3
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    Club "Happy Dragons" [H.D.]

    Lol I was joking about joining, I am not in this clan and was too high ranked anyway :P
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    Club "Happy Dragons" [H.D.]

    ^ Thats how it should be
  12. Tofu

    A little change

    Deal with it
  13. Oh I look at Cypher every day :wub:
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