Yay I joined a battle but I have brownscreen <_<

How did you guys access the test server?

That's what I did.

There is one, tell me your skype name and I'll add you ;) Or else tell the admin to do so And Supra, two suggestions. #1 - Stop adding people just because they have ToiletPaper in their nickname and request to join #2 - Add pictures uploaded by other Toilet Papers as well :/

Tankers! The game is thronged with jobs, but running out of people to keep them updated. Tired of the usual awesome jobs being put up by Vikingsrallentando and yours truly, the resource hunters have decided to try out some new blood! And here is your chance to define the way tanks beg at your feet search for unemployment. How? Simply take part in this contest! Read on to find out more. THE CONTEST All you have to do is to pick a 'job' from the below list of options, and prepare a short, catchy and funny description about it, that fits in with the theme of each issue of the Unemployed Column, that is, satire, humour and wit. Enter your entry in the form of a post on this thread, and may the best writer win! Your list of jobs is as followed (pick any one - a, b, c or d) A. TOUR OPERATOR B. ZOOKEEPER C. SOCIAL ACTIVIST D. TRADER RULES 1. Each participant is allowed one, and ONLY one entry. Any more entries will be deleted and not considered for judging. 2. Please do not reserve posts. Reserving posts will lead to disqualification from this contest. 3. Your entry should be NO MORE THAN A 100 WORDS LONG. Entries exceeding this limit will not be considered. 4. It is COMPULSORY to include your word count after the entry. How? Simply copy and paste your entry into wordcounter.net and type the word count displayed over here. Please note that the count does not include the title or place of work. 5. No plagiarism. Any entrant found doing so will be disqualified. 6. Pick any ONE job out of the list given. If you submit multiple job resumes, I will only consider your first entry. Therefore, kindly only post one job. 7. It is up to you to decide the job location and details of the given jobs. However, be creative! THE PRIZE POOL Please don't get disappointed, but we don't have any swishy-swoshy crystal rewards for you guys. However, a prize is a prize, and let me announce the goodies the winners will get - FIRST PLACE - 20 000 CRYSTALS + RESUME GETTING FEATURED IN THE UNEMPLOYED COLUMN #5 SECOND PLACE - 15 000 CRYSTALS + RESUME GETTING FEATURED IN THE UNEMPLOYED COLUMN #5 THIRD PLACE - 10 000 CRYSTALS + RESUME GETTING FEATURED IN THE UNEMPLOYED COLUMN #5 CONSOLATION - 5 000 CRYSTALS But if you think that's not incentive enough, hold on! We've got some news for you! The winner of first place will be offered a contract to write for the Unemployed Column every Issue (That is, one article per fortnight) for a total amount of 5 000 crystals per issue. Now, if stocked up, it is a lot of money! Well, that should set the tone. FORMAT We're not looking for anything format, but all entries MUST adhere to the format followed in every installation of the Unemployed Column - JOB NAME Job Location A funny, witty and satirical job description not exceeding 100 words. The contest ends on October 30. Get your engines gunned, guys! IMPORTANT Tankers, we are so sorry, but due to circumstances beyond our control, the deadline is now the 28th of October. We are so sorry for the inconvenience; but till then, get your engines roaring!

Tanki is going to Unity. End of story.

GG in Aleksandrovsk, two golds fell in the time I was there, got none <_<

The old reporter paint..... frankly, that looks like Toilet Paper :lol: And guys, there's a limit to flooding. Save that energy for the battles :P

Nope, TP_9 took the first one, see the OP.

To play with me :mellow:

Also had a fail rankup, btw :/

Soorya, my mate! Gimme a hug!

One A class flag capturer and one awesome nug pwner, at your heinie's service!

One A class flag capturer and one awesome nug pwner, at your heinie's service!

Whoa I just opened my account and saw all my notifications filled by this topic. Way to go, A Class Flooders :P

So are you :lol:

Congratulations to @emrakul for becoming a Candidate Chat Mod! Now you have a question mark symbol to supplement your goldhunting ^_^

Yeah, right. No reporter right in the head will give away a million crystals to somebody who guesses something as obvious as that.

Loved the sound effects, but all in vain - Tanki just got a whole lot worse for non-buyers :O

Anyone online? Send me a friend request, everyone

FIRST ADD MY RANKUP PIC Let me try.

Some parkour in Desert with an absolute beast of a hull.

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I INVITED YOU A HUNDRED TIMES TO THAT CROSS CTF And Supra, add my rankup picture to the main page, please :P

When did that ever get five hundred downvotes? True, it may not have been popular, but what do downvotes have to do with bad updates? Now, if you don't like a post, simply don't touch it. The lack of upvotes will be enough to suggest that it's not popular at all. And even if there are sales of less than 50%, I bet my reporter paint..... well, perhaps not the whole of it, a wrench or two, maybe, that you buy stuff even during 40% discounts.