Finally back from long ban, and i am planning on sharing my May Day short lived gold adventure with a few who don't know, and care about it. And before you say, i am trying to get a life. I know, who even gets so happy about a simple gold box that they start writing a 1,200 word essay on descriptions on usual gold catches, and tips which everyone knows? Well i will answer that, I do! Hope you enjoy my golden adventure, and have the opposite of my day, which would mean i am wishing you to have a good day, cause mine was just BS. :angry: :( <_< The Spoiler is for all the Lucky earned high in crystals Golds i caught! (Very Few)

Cool, but i think i am still more concentrated on gold boxes. Congrats to all who are Micro Upgrading since you can afford it. Happy tanking! :D If you are interested in my opinion of May Gold Boxes, the few gold boxes i caught with great detail, and a few tips from a person who barley ever catches gold, you may just Click here. Hope you enjoy me spending hours on writing useless essays and descriptions over 1,000 words just on a game. I think i should really stop, and start doing some homework! Ha ha, :lol:! ​By the way, the unlimited drugs are a great thing, bringing the concept of test to the original Tanki! You should really do this more often, like maybe at your Birthday. But please rub in to the faces of newbies who have not a clue on what is happening, and don't bother to press 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 in battles. What luck! -_-

Well, don't worry tanki! I will get my Dictator M0 ready for combat, and catching golds. :lol: In all seriousness though, this are my reactions of this happening! :mellow: V-log, 5-9 thousand gold boxes! Me at the 5th of May: :D B) I love tanki! After the 9th of May: :o :( Caught NO gold boxes, and others got more crystals from gold boxes than even battle fund. I hate Tanki! But to be honest, it is handle tanki now. Legit the last 2 days, my school was off so you know i was playing 24/2(2 days school off), and i broke my small record of highest crystal reward. Now, i am saving my supplies from the massive use of it to be at the top. Some losses, some wins, all great rewards. Now playing, it got me a surprise for not having a difference of 1,000 at least to my point to reward. :o But for real though, double battle funds were so memorable. The only crystal giving box that actually satisfied me was the 10 crystals one, and gold boxes were never my thing cause i barley catch any. I have yet to beat the amount of gold boxes a gold hunter got in a week, with me with all of my catches in 2015. This gives my opponents a head start, but can't wait for 50% sale to get Dictator. Can you wait for a legit sale? :huh: And before start complain' about the chances of gold falling is decreased, just keep in mine it is not 2x funds. And will it actually make a change. What is your ratio of catching golds, cause i mean even if it falls, is it possible for just YOU to catch it with all your other opponents against you? I mean someone is going to have to get it, and sometimes people get many golds in just one battle, but what are the odds?!? These questions tho.... :huh: The Spoiler is for all the Lucky earned high in crystals Golds i caught! (Very Few)

Hmm, Just Became The Man Of The Match of a Very Special Match! :D Well it is just my opinion, what do you guys think? :huh: For starters, i caught 2/5 of all the golds, with Viking M3. All the rest golds were caught with Dictators and other people. I am proud of my self, i have been on a gold drought for like 27 days, and i just ended it today! :D Here are the descriptions with the gold boxes and the game! Enjoy, cause i defiantly did! :) First gold was at the beginning. With tiger against the flames of fire and fiery of dictators, i have found my self catching the gold! I was over the moon with this catch, cause this ended my 4 week gold drought. What a way to begin! :P 3 golds later, i catch my self another one. Someone else luckily feel off, and i controlled my self to stay. Before it, i changed my paint to Loam to get protection from the new opponents. Everyone else was causeless for where the gold was, freezing, shooting, firing everyone else they see! :lol: This is what i call my friend, a "Perfect Score". Here i have exactly 2,000 points, 100 kills, and a Destroyed/Lost ratio of above 1.50, just to put it out there. But the battle fund is even more rewarding. :wub: With an outstanding use of supplies, i got my self the most crystals and battle fund of that match. Although this may sound small compared to yours, this is my highest reward of crystals in a match EVER. Shout out to the top of red team, kodga70 for putting out a great performance. Sorry you lost, great score and stats though, even higher than mine! :P I am looking forward to breaking this record of highest crystals with hopefully 10,000 crystals or even more. Anyway, what do you think? Do i deserve to be the Man Of The Match or someone else? :o Anyway guys, take advantage of these times 2 battle fund, and may goodies. Stay cool, and Peace out. See ya in the battle field! Sincerely, @EzanK ;)

This is why buyers are actually buying crystals, cause you are gone...Miss you, and take care crystal boxes. Your friend Battle fund is giving us a treat today with double of them, but your legacy should always exist in the game. :( R.I.P... :(

Guess if I am thing first thing i see, I would like to join. I feel as if i am in a good mood, getting my hacked accounts backed from evil minded hackers. Sorry i can't say the same thing about the outside world in real life, cause school and life is getting more and more demanding. Anyway, i would like to add on to my only current "momentum", which is tanki, by joining this "Shoot Out" for Jack Hammers, with Tigers. I can't make ALL the shoot out in time, or even at all, but i will try my best to get in, and take part in the Great "@Yisroel.Rabin's Show". :D ;) I hope "I am in this event". :) By the way, @Yisroel.Rabin, if you don't mind, can you please put the participants as members instead of just color names. Such as instead of adding EzanK to the list of participants, can you give a click on to the member's name such as @EzanK, this would help me a lot on knowing who my fellow Lion comrades.(I know, it is from one of my favorite YouTube videos where Mad Genius goes "Like we are the Tree Lions" xD :lol:) Me in my Garage:

If you want to read more of my adventure, you can click the spoiler! :D

Ahh long story grand kids, you might want to sit down to hear this one. :lol: So, while me newbie account @ezankhan has been hacked, and still waiting for Tanki to give it back to me, i went to a referral account from this one, Invited by @EzanK to . My Pro, to My 2nd Newbie Account, 1st Newbie Account Hacked with almost 50,000 crystals earned on it,some spent, some saved, at Warrant Officer 1. And my Pro account(Aka this one or @EzanK) has also been hacked by thousands of crystals and hundreds of supplies, but luckily i changed the password for it before further more destruction took place. Still waiting to log in to @ezankhan to see what the hacker has done that to it. :( :angry: :( :angry: I couldn't chat nor log in to forum before i ranked, because apparently i am not good for that, even though i invited my self to the game with a newbie account,while in my pro account i write essays like these one, which one page of my reputation goes over 6,000 words. Great Logic tanki, great logic. B)

It sucks to be me right now, for real. I feel as if i am getting punished, and the worst way to end this is by knowing what Horrible grade i got on the State Exams. I don't want to know, with my bad luck, i guess i got under a 80%. :( My Real God has punished me: By making me brake my foot in Recess, and i can't move it a bit. I appreciate all the people that wish me to get better, i really hope i do. :angry: Tanki God's Punished me: By making me join my own battle, and making this result happen to me. My team was just filled with...what can i say? M1 wasps, and people who only drug when gold falls. Really can't wait for the unlimited drugs in May Day, and the 5,000-9,000 gold boxes, not like i can get any. But in my opinion the most profitable is 2x Battle Fund, cause i need it from buying that Tiger kit, spending all the crystals i earned at 2015, on it..But I bet i can't even play at those days, cause i will be in the Hospital, crying for help.. :( If i can get to the Hospital that is. Not only will i have to get down to the bus, but Hospital bills are too expensive for my parents. That is why, i am lying to them about my hurtful injury, and saying it is simple, and i will be healed soon. In reality, i feel as if my foot is uneven, with misplaced bones. Plus, i really can't ask more of my parents. After all, they are the ones who are spending their hard earned cash on me, the only thing i can do to repay them is get good grades so in College my tuition won't be high, and do my chores in order to keep our 1 room apartment neat. I am not doing a good job on them, as my state exam was most likely a failure, and i can't move around the house to do my chores. Thanks a lot bit** in school, appreciate how you play tag my tackling others. Hope you get your punishment soon as well. :( ​The Freaking Idiotic Battle: What's next, my Tanki account being terminated, death of me, death of my loved ones?!? :( :( :(

Just bought this bad boy, with all the crystals i have earned this whole year. I am seriously going to cry, if this kit is on sale at May Day, or at June at Tanki's birthday cause then it is going to add to that 50% off already, and it will be extremely cheap. Went from throwing money to being broke. Story of my Life... He he.. :lol: By the way, if you didn't get the caption it says "Cause i am a Champion and you are gonna to Hear me Roar!" Not that i am a Katy Perry fan, nor that i hate her either, but this is a line from one of her most popular hits called Roar! It has over 888,000,000 views, and above 3 million likes. The amazing song (my opinion) is in the bottom. Enjoy. Don't hate, appreciate. It took some work to get Katy to meet some animals, and sing this song with great lyrics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CevxZvSJLk8

So that is why people in "Camp", come with camping gear. They also want to capture flags. I guess slow and steady does win the race.( At the road to the enemy's base, the camper died from all the rapid Vulcan's shots, and i went through and captured it for him. By then, he left so i took all the experience...xD :P )Just great people... B) No offense to that person, so that is why i blocked the person's name with the door through, although it does state the name at the top left cornet stating "____ has taken enemy flag". I really think the bottom quote is affecting a lot of people outside and inside of the game. What do you think?!? :mellow: :huh:

Honestly all my opinion, great job Tanki, you have showed Great popularity in the game to get 38,000 views for you, and 3,000 gold boxes for us. :D However, it would be nice if you divided the total sum of the views by 100. So the actual Gold box worth could of been 3,800 crystals. Or you could of rounded your sum of views. Either way, if it doesn't go to the next 10,000 views it is not 1,000 more crystals so rounding down won't be a problem. However, in this situation, we would round up because the hundreds place is above 5, and closer to the next ten-thousands. (A bit of Math Terminology there for ya) 4,000 crystals gold boxes would be unique, but 3,000 ones are a tradition. Imagine that! Anyway, i still respect this idea. :) My hats of to tanki for this reward, Thank you, @EzanK P.S: For the haters/complainers

Take it from me guys, this is a sign of better things to come in the future. Just kidding.... Although i bought the Pro Pass for just 500 crystals(Cheap),i can't even spend half of the time with the 31 days because i have State exams from now on. And to make it worst, i can't enjoy the extra battle fund and gold box value they are having soon based on the view count for the Star Ladder Tournament... You know why! Cause it is timing, and soon it will be time for exams throughout middle school from all over the U.S.A. Anyway tanki, good luck getting any decent number of views on the live clan war, although it sounds exciting, i am pretty sure the timing is for Russians and not many Americans are going to wake up at dawn to watch a game showdown. :P I would rather blame it on school for its timing on the exams, but i can't because we actually have a sweet vacation to take a rest and practice before the test. Plus, it is perfect for big time exams because the school year is very near to a close. If its not school's fault, it is tanki's timing. Although school can most of the time be disturbing with life, it is important. :o Without education, we won't even understand the full resources of the Internet which most of the people in the world use daily (Sorry Africa, internet will get there soon though. :( ) Look, i may get many dislikes and hate for promoting education right now, and even at a good moment for tanki, but it is not well suited for everyone. Again with the exams, our absence in our hobbies should be reserved, and not lost. -_- Anyway, i use to feel like this before April and before all the exams : Tanki > School :) Now, just for April, i have sadly changed my opinion... : Tanki < School... :( Tanki will have to make a great change for them to come back from this absence of April's players in the game. I am looking forward to what they do in June for their birthday. :D Again, 5,000 gold boxes would be nice, although i caught none last year. The extra battle fund would be quiet excellent for everyone who gets a lot of experience in battles. In addition, can we have 75% or maybe 50% sales on specific dates for specific equipment? In my opinion, sales should be before the extra battle fund and gold box value, or anything that has to do with crystals. Although many people will disagree, i think it is best that you can change your equipment Like upgrade Dictator to get gold boxes, before the special events happen inside the game. Plus, you could always save now! June is far from here, so start saving now, and you won't have any excuses by the time it is here for the sales, right before the extraordinary events on crystals. But sales on crystals should be before the sales, because then those lazy tankers could get crystals from money without even trying to play in the game. No offense, but money is not earned for free, or picked from trees, so with effort earning the money, spending it should also make sense. Plus it's their hard earned money, they can do what ever they want to with it.( Don't worry buyers, if i offend you, i still got your back) :P If there is any developer reading this, please do us all a favor. Make the timing right for special events in America and Russia. Also, please keep the special events coming monthly, if not more often. Maybe if you make us wait long, the sale can be on more stuff than just one equipment, suck as Hulls and Turrets. If you want to make back to back sales, make it something specific like Micro-Upgrades. Anyway tanki, do something decent, which makes the community happy, and you guys satisfied and moving. Sales on crystals will be good for you, as you will get cash in for in game currency. Good updates and sales would be good for us, so we can have a better tanki career. ;) Anyway, it has been your boy @EzanK here, wishing you a happy and peaceful day! Thanks for reading! :)

Thought i would make some use of that update of "Mouse Controls"... So here it is with some quotes to go with it. But first, let me take a selfie.. :P

To be honest with you, the word "Food" is general, so my personal favorites are broken down to categories. So here they are! I hope your mouth waters just like mine, so get ready... :) ​Breakfast: Lunch: Dinner: Supper: Notice:

​My clan and i will really appreciate it. I needed a pro pass for so long... thank you tanki! :D By the way, read the spoiler if you want to hear my full story on these tanki updates. (You most likely won't click on, but it can be quite interesting if i do say so my self ^_^)

Hey, you can click the spoiler to read about my adventure of me ranking up. Thank you and have an excellent day. :)

He shall always Rest In Peace and with his friend who also died in the care accident. :( Man, Fast 7 was great and memorable, but the ending was my favorite part without action. That song describes everything, the history of the cars, the history of the relationships.. My favorite quote from the song is "How can we not talk about family if family is the only thing we got". He shall always be with us in our hearts, and be one of the Great legends of the cast in Fast and Furious. :rolleyes: Also, i found this song here show casing the original song and about Paul Walkers background. Here it is.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgKAFK5djSk May be the same song.. but it doesn't hurt to listen to it again cause it has great meaning.. Won't you agree?

This is the rank up of Legendary @Goldenleg in my point of view. He is one of my best friends. If you guys would like to create cool texts, perhaps with nicknames, you can go to http://cooltext.com/. Like it's address, it is the go to website to have cool text! Screenshot was taken by @EzanK! :D

May you please add my birthday.It is the 17th of December. Also, happy birthday to @mmarioo at the 4th of March. Have an excellent day and i wish you the best! I know the last time you were active was at August of 2014, but it doesn't hurt to wish someone a happy day,now does it? :)

Dear T.O. , I am kid in school at 5th grade. The time you choose for the views to relate to extra battle fund and gold boxes does not work for me, and for a lot of tankers. First of all, we have State exams coming from the 14th to the 24th of April. These tests are not ordinary, as if you get a bad grade, you won't be promoted to the next grade, which in my case is middle school or 6th grade. With this much pressure in exams, and parents not only expecting you to pass(obviously) but also expecting to get a good grade, we the students in tanki are under pressure. Even though the events in tanki are at the week-ends, those are the days you must study for the Math exams. Speaking for all the students in tanki, care to move the event to a later date, so the views could sum up even more. Lets be honest here, 50,000 views is a low chance but not impossible. If the event is hosted later, it will give more time for people to watch the video. It doesn't matter if it is not live, because they still may watch a replay of an exciting and unpredictable match, with professional tankers, and head to head clan wars.(If they got the time for that is, but you can always make highlights ;)) In addition, i also advise you to give a sale soon. Tankers are raging with no sales, because they are waiting to spend all their crystals to buy new equipment. I am tired of Dictators getting gold boxes, so i am waiting for a sale on hulls, to buy Dictator M2 on sale, and start catching gold boxes my self. What is the point of having extra gold box worth, if you can't catch it, because you are tired of using the same equipment over and over again, and want to try something new, but can't because there is no sale. You can always buy stuff without sale, but when a sale comes, it is saving time. And trust me when i say this, pretty much all of us would like to save because most of us don't buy for either that our parents don't let us, or the fact that we can't afford it. :( Anyway Take care, A tanker in the tanki community, @EzanK P.S.

Click the spoiler to see how lucky i have been with the gold boxes. :D My god, i might even become The Gold Hunter of the week. If i didn't put it as a spoiler, it would probably take up the whole page became of the amount of golds i caught in April 1st. :excl: :excl:

Just saying, when you think things in tanki can't get any better, you meet me. Look, i hate to complain about a great game like this, but it just kills my mind about some stuff in the game. :excl: As you all may know, there is a photo shop contest which has amazing in game prizes. http://en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showtopic=252767 You probably know that so, don't bother. First of all, you probably already seen the contest, since it is the only contest in like the past 2 months. Secondly, when you go to the Tanki online website, there is a banner to click which has the contest. This is where the problem begins... That "topic" has less "likes" than this "topic". Than why shouldn't this be showing on the banner too? I am not saying get rid of the contest topic, but maybe put a slide show of both contests. That wouldn't hurt, now would it? Remember in the good ol' days, people saw the slide show of banners move into update through update to other topics. Now we barley see them. :rolleyes: My point is, many people just log in to tanki from the front page. If they see just the banner of the contest, and they are interested, they would probably click on it. This one would most likely be "interesting" to many tankers as well. So if this banner was maybe up there, they might click on it, see what is happening, and maybe post their opinion on it. This way they will be informed about when this update begins, and it's special prizes. This would be a minor update, but with a big effect on many lazy tankers. Anyway, i will stop now. With people seeing this kind of long writings, none don't care to even see or read. That is why i use colors. Anyway, if you did read this, tell me what you think? Agree(up vote), disagree(down vote), and tell me why in the comments down below. Just quote this "statement" and have a reply. Because i want to know what you guys think cause i care. :)