If you came to the Newspaper expecting 'omg i h8 dis upd8 so much dev suck wai they do dis' *whine whine whine*, you came to the wrong place. Please leave.

lol again

Gold on alt, I had to kill everyone underneath it, as gold was already falling when I saw it. One of my victims swore at me for the rest of the match, he was a premium buyer too...

I'm up for any Wasp-Fires that are organized. Should drastically improve my gold-catching chances.

Hunter squad + 1x Errant Wasp

RIP M3 Dictator kit.

First and only good game of the day, a takeover. Nice reward from Premium, too.

No, he's a Silver Stone.

I see a noob.

They took my garage with the release of Premium :c

kkkkkk i did it too pro k

^U of M? I take a course there.

Dieee. But as a cat I'd say I prefer nyankitty too.

GG.

Apologies for being inactive.

O_o do you buy crystals on that alt? Else pls instruct me in the art of collecting crystals as a noob.

It's been a while.

A moment of silence, in memory of kirb and hog :c

I believe that Tankers' Day has been 50% off once. I find it highly irritating when some guy posts 'wai no 50%' on the topic for a smaller-scale sale (perhaps Mayday), and garners loads of upvotes.

Congratulations to @Raphael2 for returning to our ranks as a veteran reporter!

I'll get this one, Gold.

^MU Viking M3, as the stock version is horrible (with a few MUs, even Dictator M2 is better in terms of HP) Stock Isida, on the other hand, is relatively powerful.

I am a comma, apparently. Shooting the moon! v 2.0 special thanks to @TriNitroToIuene

The question was, are you irritated when someone vandalises your topic? And you can check the reporter Skype if you want a detailed catalog of the events. Warning: lots of flood and removed posts.

Are you grateful to a certain benevolent mod for un-vandalising your topic? (and hiding one of my questions, I might add)