Player. Decided against Hero, sorry.

never happens, I have 160 health 220 mines and over 270 of all the others. Dont you hate it when there are enimy snipers in your own base?

I lock the robot in a room with nobody but the hologram of Extremekiller26, double than life sized.

Nope! M0. TPBM has M1 rail.

I am a Magrathean. So guess what? I made the planet. Drops the person who squished eragon33. Why? I kinda like him.

According to my calculations, a terayear consists of 365 days, 5 hours, 49 minutes, and 12 seconds. Player @eg.tankman has been banned for the lenth of time it takes to calculate a Terrflop in old and decrepit brain like mine. Reason: Altering amount of time that player Ferrari458J has been banned for, from terayear to eon, and thus messing up my calculations, freezing my head. (It runs Windows)

I am the oldest of 7. Dont worry, ill survive. TPBM is forced to eat raw eggs nonstop for a day. And yes, eg.tankman, I am :P. Im just glad im not the youngest.

http://en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showtopic=194733 My clan :D.

Very Good! Yes, *I think* Very.

Miniclip! Now my brother feeds me crystals every time he ranks :D.

Oh. My. Goodness. That was beautiful. Adding monkeyburn to my list.

Rampaging_Venom, Reminae, Raphael2, HirunMeepage, joostcool, Valletta, ArchangeI, and monkeyburn. Pretty sure I spelled half of these wrong.

Complete suspension for 5 min. Could not even log in. Reason: I entered a private battle that had a link posted on the battle chat. Ok, it was the Headspinner's Race over the Tankiada 2014. I saw many people in it, from @Xenophobia to a noob with twins. But I got a complete suspension....why?

Ok, I give up. How do you do it? I use in love all the time. I know, I know, noob...

That sums the problem up in a nutshell.

I dont have friends :lol:. LOL EDIT: I do have friends. I was laughing because they had this option in there, not because I clicked it.

I can. Its a big world after all. *Sings a silly song*

My windows Laptop has never frozen. Had it for 7 years. Run the beans out of it, always have Facbook, Tanki Online, Youtube, Tanki forum, Email, Twitter, and about 6 other pages and applications open at once. Dont know what the stereotype is about.

Akili Whiteson Wins battle by capturing flags, no kills. Reads and re-reads the harry potter books in free time. Watches movies once a month to shake things up a bit. (Dont believe me? Look at my clan: Dumbledore's Army)

O.o Good tactic!

They didnt remove them in the end. The uproar was just too big. I, for one, would have been very upset if they removed canyon.

For once in my life, I agree with eragon. Just kidding. But I do agree. EDIT: I actually respect eragon33. He has been very helpful, and is currently designing the home page for my noobish fourth league clan. Every one else has been telling my to buzz off, but he tries his best to be helpful.Yes, I know he has a month long ban right now...but still... Thanks a billion, eragon.

Clock is ticking, time is running out.

Just added one to your views ;). Nearly 5k.

Awsome! Spread the word, Tanki Online is EPIC!! California has alot of these kind of things, and you have a dedicated fan base here. I would fly over from Pennsylvania just to take part!