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    ★ Tanki Online Wiki Hub ★

    A while back, I went through the whole wiki, and just yesterday, for a contest, I had to go through practically again, found a bunch of differences, and that got me into finding mistakes. Already found a few, here's one: In the ranks section (link: http://en.tankiwiki.com/Ranks), by Fieldmarshal (http://en.tankiwiki.com/Ranks#Fieldmarshal), and Generalissimo (http://en.tankiwiki.com/Ranks#Generalissimo), Vulcan M3 XT and Mammoth M3 XT are missing. Although there are pages for them (http://en.tankiwiki.com/Vulcan_XT, http://en.tankiwiki.com/Mammoth_XT), there aren't in the ranks section.
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    pretty girls

    en.tankidatingwebsitefornoobs.com
  3. Question: Do we have to do both photos?
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    [Issue 49] Photography with Shaft

    Well, at least I got something :P #1 has graphics on... But yea, #3 I don't fully agree with, but hey, not one to complain :D
  5. Mhm, that moment when you're in an article, you skip the entire article until the part where you're in it, just read what you said and feel super special. Nah, just kiddin', good job guys!
  6. Such funny! Much laughter! --- No seriously, I love reading these DAS comics ^_^ They make my day every two times a month that I get to read them :P
  7. Another Top Ten Tanki, nice. Will read later today.
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    [Issue 49] Main Topic

    At last! Can't wait to read everything. :D
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    Redpool Event: Unique paint and in-game gift!

    Smart move, surprised not many people noticed.
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    Tanki Picture of the Day - Have any?

    Looks like a mixture between Red and Spectator paint.
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    Redpool Event: Unique paint and in-game gift!

    I really like how the paint looks, and it's protections, so I might buy it on Iron Days. While we're on that topic, is Iron Days between the dates that the paint is available?
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    Are you scared of heights

    I wouldn't climb it, not because I'm scared of heights, but because I don't have the energy or patience, but if you put me up there and told me to look down, I'd have no problem with it. I thought the top was just a tiny tip :P Oh well, I guess when your up there instead of down there, the tip is a lot bigger But my all time faviroate thing about the CN tower is this ^_^ I remember it well
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    Tanki Picture of the Day - Have any?

    We can all just simply go to the homepage. :/ Nah, they said that's coming in a few months.
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    [Issue 48] Contest: Tanki Mythology

    Update 304 - Laggy lags By Yisroel.Rabin Back when I was a kid, there was no such thing as "lag", saying such a word was like saying "good morning kratroI", it simply wasn't a word. It had no definition. Back then, Tanki was good, you can enter a battle, and there was no little "FPS: 22" thingy, not just because there was no number 22 back then (yea, we went from 21, straight to 23), but because there was no lag. Even if you somehow did have lag, there still wasn't any "FPS: #" to scare you, and when you left a battle, no noob notification telling you that you lag popped up, it was just simple and easy: Joined a battle, had fun, left, went to bed, didn't wake up. It was all good! Then the day came, they day that'd turn the entire Tanki universe upside-down, the day that would turn light into dark and dark into darker dark, the introduction of the "lag" has occurred!! I quote, from Mr. Yemnos Virok, the community manager at the time, (but sadly, he got fired and Tanki hired some noob with the same name, just scrambled) in a very strong Russian accent: "Hey-loo tank-meyn, toe-day wee are introducing aye neyw feey-ture i-een the gaey-em, called lay-gs". Translated into English, that's "Hello tankmen, today we are introducing a new feature in the game, called lags." But it continues... "We noticed people were becoming to pro with their M4 combos, so we had to somehow slow them down or else the game would be unbalanced! So we added a new data code to our servers, 'vars.set lag_mimlag 4-20FPS', we even tested it on our best PC, Windows XP 2001, and it works perfectly! The highest FPS was 19! We hope you guys will enjoy our 'beginning of the end', believe me, this will make the game a lot more balanced, because the higher your rank, the more lag you get. Which means the low ranks will have newbie M1 combos, but will have very little lag, but the higher ranks, will have M4 combos, but won't be able to shoot straight. See? A lot better now." Everyone in Tanki began to cry, they cried so hard that they wetted their PCs and broke them, to have even MORE lags, it was truly the beginning of the end... It was they day of destruction, they day the famous phrase was invented: "RIP Tanki" But was this really the end? People began to rub their wet eyes, only to get a better look at what Yemnos Virok replied to all the hate comments."Don't worry guys, we're already planning a new update, we haven't decided a name yet, but we think we'll call it 'PING'." With those heartfelt words of Mr. Yemnos Virok, everyone calmed down and played Tanki on. But with the lag, or without the lag, no on even remembered the Tanki without it, because legend has it, that a few days after the update, Dr. Maksim went and erased everyone's memories of the Tanki without lag. But I, Professor Rabin managed to regain my memories via my chrome history, and try and remind you all of the time when there was no lag. Remember tankers, remember. ~ Word count : 530 words If I can't it's strictly forbidden to have a bit over 500 words, tell me, and I'll make a few edits.
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    Valentine's Day Album - Yisroel.Rabin

    Don't have to wait, just click the link in the message you quoted.
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    [Issue 48] Contest: Photography with Shaft

    I believe that's her old nickname...
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    Tanki Picture of the Day - Have any?

    :lol: I like how the camera dances to the "music."
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    Tanki Picture of the Day - Have any?

    I can only begin to imagine what you feel like right now...
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    Valentine's Day Album - Yisroel.Rabin

    ~ Valentine's Day Album 2016 ~ Thanks to all those who participated ^_^ See you on Iron Days (maybe :ph34r:)!
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    Tanki Picture of the Day - Have any?

    ~ My Photos of the Day ~ ~ Valentine's Day Album 2016 ~ Modeless Spectator: Yisroel.Rabin Tankers in Pics: EN community (names by photos) Maps: Random Total Photoshoot Pics: 1,306 --> Album <-- | [Guide] Modeless Spectator |
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