What @Contradiction said above. But just so your brain doesn't crumble due to his complicated explanations, I'll 'dumben it up' for you. ;) Tanki was planning on releasing the second version of Tanki (Tanki Online 2.0) 3 to 4 years ago, but it was canceled and instead added to the biggest rebalance yet, but only to be planned once more in the far future. And believe it or not, that day has come! Tanki started planning the new Tanki (Tanki X) around a year ago, and is now almost ready for it's launch. And like it states in the post above, Tanki X will be run by Unity Engine and will be more advanced in every way etc. etc. But in the end, this post is the same exact post as the one above, just in a dumber way :P

Nobody cares? I don't see no nobody around here... True or not true, it was all just a joke :lol: Yes, I should be a man who eats pancakes for a living.

No... I told you what X means k... it's not 2. And thanks. :D Punchline. "Blowed"...

Tanki said on the english V-LOG that there was an English version of the game before a Russian version. Then said on the Russian V-LOG the opposite.

Potatoes.

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Yes, I know. It's is theoretically impossible for the developers to come up with such a complex math problem.

Something is weird here...

About 3 minutes. :P And oh... um, (covers mistake) I meant to do that, pft.

The Ultimate Math Problem - Tanki X Hello Tankers, my name is Yisroel.Rabin, and I'll be your math teacher for the day, not to say that is a good thing, nor bad, but it may be interesting. So let's get started... Why is / will the new Tanki Online be called Tanki X? Why not Tanki Online 2.0, as it was originally planned, or some-other random name, such as Blasts of War (or something). Want the answer, so did I, so I brainstormed, but not only did I find an amazing solution, but I have discovered many more secrets behind Tanki and Tanki X. It is not much but yet a short math equation: Tanki + X = ? find the x x found x = pro graphics proof: 1st Tanki shows us "The New Tanki's" amazing graphics. Then they tell us they're looking for a name, then they called it Tanki X. Why call it Tanki X? Because the 'x' is what the entire new Tanki is based on: pro graphics. So now the equation becomes: Tanki + Pro graphics = ? solve math problem problem solved Tanki + Pro graphics = Not cheap to make proof: Tanki has been coming out with a lot of dumb updates in the past few months, but the main update was...? Yes, premium accounts. They made premium accounts because they need money for the new Tanki. Now let's dive down deeper into the equation: Tanki is a negative, and Pro graphics is a positive. So now the equation becomes: -Tanki + +Pro graphics = ?Not cheap to make. solve problem problem solved -Tanki + +Pro graphics = -Not cheap to make. proof: Since Tanki is a negative and pro graphics is a positive, when you add a negative to a positive, whichever side is bigger (in this case, Tanki is definitely bigger (not better, just bigger) than pro graphics), overpowers the other (EXAMPLE: -6 + 3 = -3, while -6 + 7 = 1). So now the problem is: -Not cheap to make = ? solve problem problem solved -Not cheap to make = Not not cheap to make proof: the '-' symbol can be used in a lot of ways, and one of those ways is "not". When someone asks you a question via text (Skype etc.), and the answer is no, you type "-". SO WAIT! Then why is Tanki collecting our money with premium accounts if Tanki is cheap to make? I've been researching for an answer for a countless amount of time now, but there only seems to me one solution: Tanki is money hungry! And that concludes the end of this very complex math problem, but just for funs sake, let's recap the entire math problem: Tanki + X = ? Tanki + Pro graphics = ? Tanki + Pro graphics = Not cheap to make -Tanki + +Pro graphics = ?Not cheap to make -Tanki + +Pro graphics = -Not cheap to make -Not cheap to make = ? -Not cheap to make = Not not cheap to make Not not cheap to make = Cheap to make Cheap to make + Still trying to get (way) more than need = ? Cheap to make + Still trying to get (way) more than need = Tanki is money hungry Thank you, and have a good night (I say while bowing) PS: This joke topic is a joke, not to be taken not as a joke, please realise the joke before taking the joke not as a joke. If you do not get the joke, please visit your local joke doctor.

Good news is, Tanki isn't bad anymore. Bad news is, it's horrible.

He used TTT, not photoshop.

Added, added, and added.

I remember way back when I was a Sergeant, going into my garage and looking at all the cool stuff that were greyed out, that kit was one of those things. #Memories :/

Okay...

Really depends on the case my kind sir, it really depends. On what you may ask? Well, there are two kinds of players (in this case): One kind of player, that just wants to mult, and then there's another player that legitimately cannot afford or isn't good enough to earn the standards of an M2 combo (or whatever ever average modification is common at his rank). It's not his fault he isn't good at the game, for all we know, he might even think he's pretty good at the game. You can't tell such a person that if he can't obtain the standards, he can't play. That just wouldn't be fair to him.

Devs :P

This topic is about old to new nicknames, so people recognise you, but I guess you can post that in Similar nicknames in Tanki. PS: That last nickname though :P

Listen bud, saying "Subscribe" once already drives people away, saying it 21 times...

Added. I agree this happens, but it's to complicated xD I guess if you find some way to simplify your suggestion... Added. Note: Please keep your ideas simple / short. I don't want a whole paragraph story, just a sentence or two explaining your frustrating moments in a funny way. Thank you.

xD Thanks.

Highland ^_^

I may lie somethings, a lie is a lie, but the video in the main post is nuts, I don't get how anyone would do that. I can picture myself in that situation, I would definitely tell the guy it's 50. Anyways, I may lie now and then , I believe the last lie I told was today. But the one thing I'll be honest with you all here, I rarely lie in cases where the lie would actually affect the other person.

Was just a joke.