I will try. No, I'm not interested in breaking a bunch of bones. What yeti? Oh that yeti....umm I kinda already released that on kev. Fine we will try it today. If it doesn't work everyone needs a PRO pass.

NO, training starts at 19:00 UTC, in 1 hour and 20 minutes. I'm online right now stuart. I'm not the leader of ENH, copy that application into the clan page. I can't accept you, only @ilidan10 can.

YES!...um I mean, ok, good to know. Have fun with your skiing. There's a reason I don't ski, if I tried it I would either die, or majorly injure myself. Everyone I know says I'm one of the most accident-prone people they know. Darn I really wanted to put a big WARNING! by your name.....

Dang it, for once I had a hope.... We're going to have a lot of special occasions. And if you don't think you have enough snacks dark, I'm sitting next to a bag of candy. I don't have a hamster, my cat ate said hamster. He shared with me. Hamsters aren't made of hame like the name suggests. Oh no something in size 8, don't care. And really red? You like that color too much, why don't you use the red paint instead of tundra, it's a much smart choice..... And don't lie to me kev, training is in 2 hours and 15 minutes. EDIT: 500th reply to the topic!

Most likely. I plan to re-open the application after training today (since kicking some members who don't come will open spaces for new people).

Aww. Ok.

I'm aware. Sorry dark, not sure we have any room....Wait you have snacks? We can make space for you. This is literally copied directly off the first page: Training/Parkour Time We will do parkour on weekends. On Saturday it will be from 15:00-16:00 UTC+0. Sunday's parkour time will be from 19:00-20:00 UTC+0. PM CombatCat2 or snipe3000 if you cannot attend training. Training/Parkour Time will only be made by the co-leader, trainer or sometimes leader. Our trainer is tankyman12.

Well it gets kind of long when you quote me, then I quote you quoting me, then you quote me quoting you quoting me, then I quote you quoting me quoting you quoting me, and so on. So why don't you just post all of your text out of the quote and make it easier for both of us. Yeah, I'm not interested in your "amazing" comebacks.

I've hidden many things from you. My name, my exact location, my humor, my life (yes, I have a life).

You know, the only person I've seen you pick on is me. I'd say you should try it on someone else, but I guess I'm just that funny :D No really, do it on someone else, I want to know what it's like to see it instead of be the subject of it.

Someone's in a bad mood. Try replying to that when you're actually in a decent mood. But when you're in a bad mood you might actually admit that I do suck at Tanki. I don't get mad during/after the few times I play minecraft. I just get mad playing TO......

Well I'm sorry, it's the only way to make training available only for club members. Otherwise we just get like 5 non-club players who shoot everyone trying to do parkour. If you can find a GOOD solution to this (i.e. not just going to a different battle every time a non-parkourist joins), then I'll remove the whole PRO pass deal.

Yes, that was the end of practice. We'll see, your lower account's a WO2 right? We'll have @snipe3000 play on his lower account (@snipe8000) next week.

Really? I didn't know that. It sure doesn't seem like it sometimes, just kidding. Was thinking of kev when I typed that.

Except typically you play on your main. And did you need 5 posts for that?

Poll: Should I remove the requirement that you must attend trainings? Some ranks can't play with @snipe3000, some people forget to tell me, and this is a parkour club, not a clan, so although perfect activity is optimal, it's not necessary. Also, if the requirement is removed, the application will be open again. To respond to this poll, quote this post with your response (yes or no), and a reason if you have one. Thanks! Without the members being happy, the club won't function well. YOUR feedback is useful! Well except kev's feedback.

Of course I did, remember, shadow's have no brain or head. And this cat has more lives than you would know what to do with.

No I don't. Ok, 3 months. And half of 100k is 50k, so you gained 50k in 3 months, meaning you can get 200k each year. That's a bit more than the 60k you need for the PRO passes.

So now everyone's turning on me. Kev, Dark, ilidan, who's next? Don't answer that. Anyways, my radar will pick it up, and my anti-aircraft guns will take it out. And who says my hideout isn't antimatter proof? Do you know how large time zones are? Besides UTC-5 means Underground Coordinated Time, and -5 just tells what sector of the underground I'm in, you'll never figure it out. It has nothing to do with Universal Coordinated Time.

Umm you should've have too much of a problem since you've only been playing 2 months and are already a 3rd Lieutenant. Besides, that's 60k a YEAR, you had like 50k during the Christmas sale which you gained in 1 MONTH.

And to think I thought if there was an attack on me I could count on you for defense. And who says I have detectors? Besides, you aren't that hard to kill, I've done it a dozen times on the battlefield.

It was private, and if you were online at the time you would've been invited. You don't.

Good luck with that. It's hidden deep in....did you really think I'd just tell you that it's....no I'm not going to say it, I'm not telling my location. They aren't offering, they want to kill me themselves, not have some normal person like you do it for them. Good luck getting through the atmosphere Galactic Armada, besides, your "armada" will be no match for what I have waiting to protect me. No you weren't, you were in the crazy-notPRO-battle-that-was-supposed-to-be-training, you wouldn't buy the pass to get to the real one. I know, but it's hard to do training with a bunch of people who aren't in the club going around killing everyone. Very true, wait why do you have a pass then? Training wasn't on island, I was just dueling @stuartb after training.

A list like this one: And if you want to be an elite member so bad, I'm telling you right now that you are required to attend EVERY training unless you have a reason. Umm....NO. Why would you do that? I thought you were my friend! I going to cry now because kev hates me...... Besides, I said before my location will remain hidden because certain people are looking for me.

Umm....yeah, there's a reason I have two training times listed. Unless you give me a VALID reason why you can't come, you should come, or it's the list for you.