PRESENTING...TNT!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is an honour. Truly, it is my great honour to be presenting to you, one of the legends of the Tanki EN community and one of the most destructive players in the game, it is none other than TriNitroToIuene! A great helper to all looking into writing, cricket, or explosions, TNT will always make a party explode. Literally.
All explosions aside, TNT is a genius in both maths, physics and english. He is known for giving Tolkien the idea of hobbits and Rowling the idea of Harry Potter (Little known fact; Voldemort’s nose is inspired by Lhamsters animal nose, and his evil ways are inspired from the deeds done by Lord and leader El Hamster). If you have the resources and know the right people, you can also find out this never before heard fact, revealed now to the public for the first time! When Enrico Fermi made his famous prediction of how large the Manhatten project’s explosion was, it was given to him by a harvard intern he had at the time by the name of [Pratyush Padaman]. The harvard intern was off, but only by 6.8 kilotons. Kilotons of what, you ask? TNT of course!
Moving onto the battle feild, you might think that with a name like TNT, he’d be easy to blow up, but you’d be wrong. With his trusty hornet, he equips Smoky or firebird, and the enemy goes up like smoke. He has been matched by nobody at midfielding or attacking and he is yet to find a worthy opponent in these areas. I have played him once, and I had hardly started the game then it was over with him on top of a 10-0 win. However, I must say that his defence is weak. His excuse for this is that “Defense is for people with low metabolism”. Which certainly doesn’t fit his explosive personality.
As a part of the Tanki ‘staff’, TNT is certainly not one to miss out on the fun that others are having. His favourite part of being staff is actually the skype group! Unsurprisingly, for those of us who know the sort of banter that goes on in skype, y’all also know that it can be extremely fun. However, Unlike many other ‘staff’ members, TNT does not snub his non ‘staff’ friends. In fact, he tries to interact with them MORE. This friendly attitude has convinced more than a few tankers to join the forum and has given him the rep he has today.
If his Tanki life is full of good things, it is nothing compared to his real life feats. By 4 he was captain of the indian cricket team, and at six he won silver at badminton at the olympics (‘cos let’s be honest, do you think anyone can beat the Chinese? Nope. No chance). He is also a musical prodigy. By 4 he wrote 2 solo platinum records. By 5 he was writing concert peices, and at 5:30, he went and had his usual cup of tea. xD But in all truth, he is a piano genius, and can play everything. Almost. As someone who has played a lot of music in their lifetime, I can tell you definitively, that… Well… TNT is drunk. Especially since he is trying to play dub step on a piano. In fact, probably he is drunk because it is the only thing that he can’t play on the piano (It’s physically impossible bro, give up... :P). But hey, dreams are free, so who am I to judge?
An amazing player, explosive, musician, genius and friend, he is mature, friendly and single, so ladies get in quick before you miss out!
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
Presenting… TriNitroToIuene!
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