That moment when there are no longer definitely many more.

That moment when parents rage at you for 'being on tanki' and then they find out you're just checking emails.

Drugs are good in parkour though.

Strange name...

No Pak.

1177. Dayum, the helpers are getting rekt.

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Player @dilsharox has been banned. Reason: Spamming the tanki forum with pointless posts.

^Not surprised TBH. And this topic is the best topic in the forum I reckon.

Does that = Sleep1? It is off topic discussion for a reason dude... Agreed. Is that some sort of a Miley Cyrus reference? Agreed. Um, considering the amount of flak you get for your articles sometimes, I think it's a bit unfair for you to go around slamming others... Alrighty, so you as reporter must know what it is like to get some flak from a lot of people. And that is right and good, but it's is first article ever written and he gets torn into. Now admittedly, he has copied your/@hogree's idea, but I think that had been said by TNT, the only reporter who ever posts when our articles are at all good (which thy are for a lot of us). I think the fact that when we do things right we get no acknowledgement from you reporters (TNT excluded), and then when we (speaking generally) do something wrong you slam us... It just seems a bit unfair and rank. No offense.

:DDDD

http://en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showtopic=295122&page=37&hl=%2Bhomeschool&do=findComment&comment=5294545 There is already a homeschooler club...

There is already a homeschoolers club. I'll just get the link for it now.

You should get skype. It's where all the banter happens.

I forgot to add that he is also a massive troll. You see how that topic of his is gone? Yeah, well he isn't actually leaving.

I'll need to PM you both some questions, but I can write one on you if you want.

Pro. Soon you will have a higher ranked alt then my main... :|

Lol, they lived there 10 years ago. You don't know them. :D

Hahahaha. Nah. I haven't read it in the last 3 years.

Haha, no. I was staying with my grandma, who is totally scottish, and some friends of ours from over in Egypt, so no fear. I wasn't infected with Australian disease or anything. :P Brisbane.

Presenting... @Darren4Turbo! Anyone who’s been on the forum will have seen his name somewhere. His positive comments, always spurring people on, making them feel good. Still don’t know who I’m talking about? @Darren4Turbo of course! His positive demeanor is only the start. He is a role model for others, being a part of the Tanki Writers Group, and looking to become a helper. His good-naturedness and positive attitude has been the gateway for many new and shy forum users to grow and learn (I myself was one!) He is always missed when gone, and when he returns, tanki normally puts on a sale! But while he may be friendly in the forum, he is anything but that in a battle. If anyone comes near his flag, he will destroy them with ease, showing them no mercy. Whenever he joins a battle, the opposing team generally gives up going for the flag, as he is unstoppable. It is even rumored that he once took on @Godmode_ON, and all at the same time, and they quit after two minutes because their spirits were cowed. And because he called them noob so much that their computers lagged from that much chat. A perfectionist to the core, he lets no mistake slip, as he reigns down on people with his calls of “NOOB” and “NOOB DRUGGER MULT, PLS GET OUT OF HERE!”. However his defense on a tanki field, while good, is nowhere near as good as his defensive skill on a football field. His skills surpass that of Messi (which isn’t all that hard), and he can run faster than Usain Bolt. With all this skill he is certainly a worthy opponent. He is so good in fact, that if he fouls an opponent, he is given the free kick, not his opponent. If I were to ever to go head to head with him, he would almost certainly, drill me into the ground (and then procede to call me a noob). All in all, possibly the reason that I joined the tanki forum, and the most inviting (noob caller) person on the forum. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I present to you (this year’s tribute from district 12)... @Darren4Turbo!

Why is everyone so obsessed with my name. Because it's not Zac or Martin. It's just like Darren's name isn't Darren...

Well, it's called off topic discussion for a reason... I do think that this guide could be a bit more comprehensive though.

xD It was a joke.

I'm back from Aus! It feels so good to not be being boiled every second.