tldr 1.Has anyone ever received a paper cut on their butt? 2. Will Michelle Obama ever become a candidate for presidency? ;-;

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes I am so NOT ready for this!! But let it rain over meeee ay ay ay

You replied twice, thank you. I have 2 older brothers, 1 older sister, and 1 little brother

@Pro_Destructo

Like The Matrix..? The only thing we know for sure is that we exist "Cogito ergo sum". Hm..sometimes i think im in my own world and everyone else is fake.

My younger brother is..

I had to google what "Victory Day" was.... '-' \: Im not related to anyone who contributed to that victory

i cannot express how much i enjoy this song and love the strokesESPECIALLY julian casablancas

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Oreochromis Niloticus

I believe its from a show called Merlin on BBC :) i think they're the ones from the gif

I FEEL YA!

Older if u are the first born >_>

@NatchGa

Fart* xD not fat I was calling dark hot :p What are u a professor? WINK WINK

Chicken duh Why? Cause its so tasty

22. My hand

The stampede of fangirls or the angry mob would trample u alive HWYKM If you did not know my exact location?

I dont want to get another warning point ;-; so ima stop responding

@_@ Would u like some pants?

Like a silent fart. Uh whats ur prob dude? I guess someone hasnt seen Transformers, so uneducated You are a farming tool. Em kinda like a hoe. U know what that is right? Ur so hot

Dont be such a farming tool. Yeah :DD its ratchet xD and? EVERYONE can beat me, but if that's makes u feel better :) Jabba

xD Is ur name David by any chance?

my favorite color is fluorescent beige

Today i saw someone with the username TankSinatra :lol: I Love it!