Noob me

Now before I being, i just want to say I may not know anything that is happening with kits. Maybe tanki already plans on nerfing them. If they do, then please just skip the rant below. Thank you! There used to be a time when there was such a thing as no kits. It is almost unbelieveable, right? Battles were enjoyable, druggers were less, and everyone had fun. But now, oh yes now, people will buy kits with things that will quite destroy everyone else. The gameplay is unbalanced, people are rioting, chaos is ensuing! And when I try to say something the mods quickly quiet me up. I just want to state my opinion and ask why the heck you give a noob an M2 Viking and M2 thunder with some of the best paints in the game to face someone with (for example) m1 hornet and m0 isida?! I was a low rank when kits came out. I thought they were like the coolest thing. That was until I realized I could not afford it without buying. Can you just please nerf just about EVERY kit and make it more available to all players?? Maybe m2 medium will have less powerful paints and be available at a higher level? Maybe Heavy kit m3 will also be available for higher levels. It is because of these crazy op kits that gameplay has changed drastically. If they see a kit buyer coming then they must drug. If they drug, then the kit buyer drugs, and when the kit buyer drugs everyone drugs and it ruins the entire game! </End Rant>

Every time I try running Stand Alone, this pops up: Fatal error. Resource id: 500002700, resource version: 1405413847945 [iOErrorEvent type=ioError" bubbles=false cancelable=false eventPhase=2 text="Error #2032]

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smoky m3 b4 rebalance ok

I got epilepsy trying to read this ;_;

The Story of the Silent Chapter 1: May 17th, 1789 Looking around, all there was sea and he was in the middle of nowhere on a ship sailing to the “America”. Unlike everyone else on this ship, he was here on a different purpose. Two months ago, there was a murder concerning a very high ranking official in England, and he was the one to find and kill the person who did it. Finding the person was easy enough: A large male with expensive clothing, a balding head, and an atrocious American accent. After asking around the ship, he discovered that the man’s name was Arnold P. Warthoski. He was a banker who lived in the New England region. He spat in disgust when the thought of that country came to mind. When he saw his target walk down the hatch, he waited a few minutes and followed him in. Nights are always the best for an assassin. They are cold, windy, and dark, and they require everything required to do some silent shadowing. When Warthoski got up, he quietly followed him to the side of the ship. The man’s back was turned so he couldn’t see what he was throwing into the water, so he went to a different side to see if he could get a better view. Stepping in the shadows, he got a good view of what was happening. It appeared he was dropping torn pieces of paper into the water! Climbing to a rung above Warthoski, the assassin crouched, jumped, and plunged a hidden blade into his shoulder. He died instantly, and fell into the water along with the paper. With his job done, he climbed into the hard, wood table that doubled as a bed and fell fast asleep. September 13th, 1767 Clyde N. Parker. Nothing interesting about this child ever made anyone think of him as different. He was shy, quiet, and liked to be by himself. His parents died when he was 13 and he had no siblings. He liked to wander the streets, and greatly enjoyed traveling. It was because of this that he learned the arts of an assassin. It was just a normal day like any other for 19 year old Clyde as he boarded a ship headed to a small island known the Crescent Bay. The sun was shining and the wind was next to nonexistent, the perfect weather for sailing. Once onboard, he sat against a pole, put his hat down over his eyes, and prepared for the 8 hour trip. A while later, he was roughly awoken by someone trying to pickpocket him. Jumping up, he came face to face with a youth about his age. Before any words could be spoken, the lad punched him in his face, and dashed off with his pouch. Leaving his hat behind, he ran after him in mad pursuit. Dangerously close to the edge of the bow, he came face to face with the young man who stole his money. He went into a badly formed fighting stance, prepared to beat him up if necessary, yet it was not meant to be. The boat shook violently and he fell into the deep ocean, in the trail of the massive ship. He tried to scream for help, but was quickly quieted by a mouthful of sea water. His eyes slowly started closing once the water got into his lungs. Not being able to breathe, he lay on his back in the water and blacked out.

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Parody of The Monster by Eminem The Multish Isida Hook: I'm trying to heal you, just stand still You are moving around, trying to get a kill I'm trying to save you, stop running away And you think I'm nooby yeah you think I'm nooby Verse 1: I wanted the points and the rating for multing Oh yeah, no proof, no pics, no ban resulting Wanted to heal you so you can fight for me Wanted you to keep me safe. Sorry For pushing you over the edge and ruining your perfect score Leveling made me a beast 'cause I never ranked so fast before When I healed you; see, it is a bit confusing 'Cause when I hurt you and heal you it is a bit abusing! Excuse me! A term I say when you fall Help me, is what you call With that shaft looking for me victory was bitersweet It was like a death wish to me Odd 'cause I feel as if I should heal you so I think Should I try to escape death by living on the brink Running as fast and cool as Wily That flash of light that just missed me was so shiny 'Cause Hook: I'm trying to heal you, just stand still You are moving around, trying to find a kill I'm trying to save you, stop running away And you think I'm nooby yeah you think I'm nooby Verse 2: No, I ain't much of a teammate but someone once said That the world would be better if I was dead 'Cause I keep pushing them and they never know when they just might fall So I keep on healing, like I am having a fun day and a merry ball (Yeah, heal it, you need some of this? It's magical the way that lightning comes from my head) Yo-lo-lo-lo-yee-whoo You think I've going to push you right dead And fallen onto a smokin hot firey bed 'Cause I need an interventionist To intervene between me and this shafter To sacrifice himself so I can keep on healing 'Cause the battle log testifies that I just ain't dealing My conscience keeps talking Keep trying, I'm not listening, tanks are flying I'm just a normal isida who keeps trying Don't ban me I'm just healing Hook: I'm trying to heal you, just stand still You are moving around, trying to get a kill I'm trying to save you, stop running away And you think I'm nooby yeah you think I'm nooby Verse 3: They call me crazy, but I had this idea One day I'd be the top tank-trician But until then tanks get killed and I'm going straight for the shaft, lives be lost and I Go back to the day that I used to heal that Beat every noob who tried to drug like a brat And then I give them that pumped up lighting strike To heal the people on my team I ain't here to get the stupid flag But if one flag, out of, like, a hundred quadrillion That comes my way falls and I score, then that's great! It's a lot of points, I'm using my Godmode attack In the final round, beat everyone who thinks they can beat that Perfect tank into firing hump, I will win and give them the payback Maybe I need a quick coffee, take a break I am pro for sure, I ain't no fake Believe me, it's something, but Hook: I'm trying to heal you, just stand still You are moving around, trying to get a kill I'm trying to save you, stop running away And you think I'm nooby yeah you think I'm nooby [x2]

nice

I wish they had chosen the one with the most upvotes ;c

I got 62 upvotes because people thought it was funny? kthxbai

It doesnt have to be completely funny? They are being judged on three things: Your picture will be judged on the following: Humor Editing Quality Originality She nailed basically all of them while your picture showed a bunch of tanks getting fried. So not really any competition imo. You are a complete sore loser. You lost! Lay off bro! You can try again some other time.

Hehe... Well, she knows and also because i saw her as competition (if you know what im saying)

He thought it was funny...?

I see your point young one. If someone uses a selfie concept and makes it better than yours (which was not good at all), it is unfair. Because we all know you OWN the entire selfie concept and word. "Hey guys! Watch out! You might get sued or just repeatedly blasted with annoying comments if you use the word "selfie"."

Good job selena :) You deserved it.

Is splitterpoint a judge? I mean, like, he submitted his own comic so it might be bias

Spot on! B)

I like to describe myself as non caring yet sophisticatidly humoristicle.

This.... This looks familiar.

o_O 53 good reps? Thanks guys <3

This entire page: http://en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showtopic=203957&page=16 I was laughing for like 5 mins xd

It is a game :P