loool but the fire has no skill and roasts him to death he ded

yes the user below has 150K

but luckily the explosives are so heavy because they are 10.000 explosives that they drop out and fall it the volcano then suddenly a giant 3 headed pegasus made of fluffy clouds come along and swoops her outta the volcano he no ded

yes i believe he keeps a spare baseball bat and busts outta the window with 3 teachers in ferraris chasing him everyday so yes i believe he does bust out the the wind every day

i can speak chinese and ping ying ni hao

I would tie him up and throw him into the sea for LaserSharks dinner hehe

The title says it all tell us about your funniest fails and mischief that you managed to get into i nearly drove into a creek when i was in china then crashed into a tile factory

wayyy off the user below has 1+ crystals

but the magnet is throws them outta the window she ded hhehe

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LaserTangr

NOW HIRING ZooKeeper! 200$ tankmoney per month Feed the Wild Mammoths Pet the Fluffy Vikings Train the Vicious Wasps AND SPECIALS: Get Our TriNitroToluene directions go forward 2 kilometers then zoom using your pet wasps fly up and there you are may get a little noisy because of those seagulls enjoy NOW HIRING AT TANKIVERSE LOCAL ZOO

and smashed him so hard he squeezed the fart out

105tangr

picture 2 The silent air is joined by a mystical gold box, tanks bump tanks push to meet the famous box the box lands the tanks jump crunch, munch,bump, the ancient wasp is charging the mythical vikings are enlarging chaos emerges out of the shadow. lag crawls out with a afro suddenly the hornets pop out of their nest only to admire the best the ancient wasp is seconds away from the gold the vikings are following with protective fold the wasp at last reaches its dreams it pauses but lags as though stuck in bags it failed word count i think about 80+

ok i think i got last place heres my try Massive Alien Tank with UFO sightings It has been said that a suspiciously HUGE tank has been walking the maps of noise. however The Dictators sources say that this huge tank is one like aliens like to use, we even have been alerted about huge flying UFO sightings usually in noise. Some wasps doing parkour even once told us that in noise they where clibing the building in noise and boom a tractor beam shot out of the sky sucking every single wasp onboard. The Dictators finest reporters are still baffled by the idea of aliens in the TO world but... we have proof that the huge tank is one of them.. not only his tank is huge he wears a paint that was made by aliens and called alien was found on mars by the TO rover sent by TOMSR the paint now can be bought for 17K for this paint. its been also known as this tank speaks some weird language consisting of several letters it looks like this alien tank has been a particular gold hunter, because of its huge hull it can easily crush tanks when getting the gold. we are trying our best to gather more info on this tank but one last thing... we named this newspaper after this... The Dictator..., however thats all we know about this huge ``dictator hull`` so we come back with more news every friday goodbye( : uh idk how much words this is but ik its at least 100 words i hid some clues in it and told the awnser at the end

true

what makes it so painful only hurts when you step on a bunch of bricks

lel

waw i don't think thats possible i made a rubber band gun out of lego and the closest it got was making a hole in paper not a door you could get close to making a hole but only a dent maybe idk how you did that but never use it at a real person :D

legos are my life :P lel i even have a EV3 kit that i use all the time and i never will stop playing with legos :lol: :lol: I'm addicted to legos never stop with them so i created this topic but i guess everyones like 20 so they think legos are boring

great just great i have 49K and i don't have m1 hornet :) i was thinking i could skip m1 hornet but i cant so now i have to buy m1 and m2 :blink: aww man so if hornet m1 costs 15K i think on discount i spend 15K and if hornet m2 costs 73K i think it will cost like 40something crystals :angry: i spend like all my crystals and don't have enough for anymore stuff then I'm stuck on tankers day -_-

Hey guys this is 105tangr here and every one likes Legos right?? so if you want to,i want you to create a Lego tank from tanki. It does not matter what combo or whatever you make it just send the picture to this topic.

the name is my kindergarten computer account (:

how do i use mouse controls LOL