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You're trying to be a wise guy again. I'm 14, and anybody like you who acts less mature than what you think is an 11 year old is bound to actually BE younger than an 11 year old. Why don't you stop trying to be a wise guy and get a life?

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Player @UNBEATABLE_JESTER has been banned FOREVER. Reason: I never doubted your skill level, what are you talking about?

You can edit it you know... Also, nope PUM is Seargant-Major

*Side note: How does that make any sense?* ...Was destroying the Earth with the past 14 winners of Hell's Kitchen, where...

Nope! PUM is Generallisimo

Player @kostas604 has been banned for a MONTH. Reason: Banning without a reason

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This story is too messed up. It makes no sense whatsoever. END OF CHAPTER. CHAPTER TWO All of a sudden, a man named Bill was in a dream. He dreamed that Gordon Ramsay was...

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What is wrong with you guys? This is FOOTBALL, or as they call it in America SOCCER.

Messi By a long shot.

DEATH DAY IN BARDA (PART 2/2) --Written by tony990_Superstar-- “FIRE!” The audience of the execution looked around in confusion. The date was still August 4, and Gordon was on the edge of the bridge awaiting his death. A cry rang up from the crowd, but it was too late. The railguns beams were already lighting up. Gordon’s fear overcame his thinking. Quickly he jumped into the chamber, the door shutting behind him. It wasn’t a long fall, but when he landed he blacked out. He was to be seen again by another Bardian, but not for a long, long time. *** Gordon awoke in what seemed to be a few hours later. He was in a very strange place. He had no idea where he was, or how he was still living. He was sure that this was his gateway to the afterworld or wherever he would wind up after being so immature and so childish in his life. But no, there was no spirit ahead of him. He was still alive, but he was in a tunnel-like place with nothing around him but sand. “Is anybody here?” said Gordon. It echoed through the tunnel, then a much larger tank than his, about the size of the guards’ tanks, turned a corner and stared at Gordon. “A newcomer?” said the tank. “You don’t see these every day.” “Excuse me sir,” said Gordon. “Ah! A Bardian! I should have known. I can tell by your accent. Come in, sir, come in!” Gordon drove a little closer to the tank. “Where am I exactly?” “You are currently in a secret base of Barda, from a country I don’t think you will have heard of called Aleksandrov. We are the ones who have been fighting a war with Barda for the past few years.” Gordon stared. “You- you’ve been the ones who have fought the war?” “That’s right!” the tank said. “Serves your country right after how many they killed. We’ve been waiting for the perfect moment to attack. Are the chambers still open?” A flood of questions rushed to Gordon’s head. “Wait a second, how many we killed?” was the one he asked. “Yes. You ignorant Bardians killed thousands of our tanks, now we prepare to kill your country. By the way, was the Vulcan that came down before your friend? I hope not, he sunk straight to the bottom so we were forced to bury him there.” Gordon was fascinated and confused at the same time. He knew he was still in Barda, but at a place where nobody would ever find him. He also knew that he certainly wasn’t dead. The only two explanations he could think of were that he was in a coma or this guy was real. “Now answer my question, red paint!” said the tank. “Are the chambers still open?” “I- I don’t know,” said Gordon. “I don’t know how long I’ve been asleep.” “Well what day did you fall?” “August 4th.” “Of which year, Doc? We don’t get to see small tanks like yourself falling from the sky every day.” “236.” The tank fell silent. After about a minute he spoke. “Well you must be starvin’ Doc! You’ve been lying there for eight years. Want some breakfast?” “Eight years?!” Gordon exclaimed. “How have I been living so long?” “That’s what I’m wonderin’ too Doc! Well you might as well eat somethin’ and think about what happened!” Gordon was led by the bigger tank down to a little tunnel. It took them a while, since the other tank has a mammoth, but they arrived there in five minutes flat. It occurred to Gordon at that moment that he WAS hungry. As they rounded the bend to the dining hall, Gordon couldn’t believe his eyes. There was no dining hall, but there was a machine that had a bunch of buttons, sort of like a Coca-Cola machine at Five Guys. “Well, whatcha waitin’ for Doc! Pick somethin’ and eat it!” Gordon went up to the machine. There were buttons on it that read, almost every food known to man. The buttons were extraordinarily small. “How do I press a button?” Gordon asked the tank. “Shoot at it. Smoky is the best with accuracy so you should get it on your first shot.” Gordon shot at a few buttons and got what he wanted out of it: A hot dog and a Pepsi. “Where do I eat?” asked Gordon. “Man, you ask a helluva lot of questions!” said the tank. “First call me by my name, ‘Mac,’ and second go eat it in your dorm. Just make a right, go down to the end of the hall, and turn right. There’ll be a troll as a symbol, but it will go away once you touch it.” “Thank you, Mac,” said Gordon. “Don’t mention it, and what should I call you?” Gordon said his name. Mac smiled. “Gordon,” he repeated. And with that, he was off. Gordon didn’t know at that time whether he was dreaming or if everything he was experiencing was real. And you won’t know for a while either. This marks the end of, “Death Day in Barda,” but it is not the end of Gordon’s story. TO BE CONTINUED…

Because people in my school talked about some Peter guy and another person getting "selected." By the way, it's not really a Capitol, it's just a country with one city that is the ONLY city, therefore must be the capitol

lol I haven't even seen the Hunger Games nor read the book anyway, so...I didn't know there was a High Council building there or a Capitol.

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Um I do it for free anyway so HECK YEAH LOL And I know, $8,500,000 would be a lot, but if you want a private jet...lol Anyway... Would you eat a tortoise raw for $12,500,000?

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Nope! 1stsuperwhitedragon again lol