A competition? I think that if we all started competing on who the best writer is in the group the "losers" would be upset. I'm trying to work on getting a few more articles out this month, but it's hard to only pick 3 lol

I did? Whoops lol I'll fix it when I get home today.

I don't miss a troll that got banned and is coming back in less than 24 hours. Ah, how peaceful the forums have been today. Not really though...still some trolls...

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Don't post this yet, I'll review it when you're finished and I'll proof-read it.

Is that a good thing or bad thing lol

This is what I do; 1. Chat with friends 2. Text friends 3. Doodle 4. Insult people 5. Hit people with rulers 6. Hit people with calculators 7. Hide people's folders and binders to make em mad 8. Draw on people's binders 9. Chew gum 10. Check my watch to see when school ends (Math class is my last period of the day) 11. Get up to go to the bathroom (when I'm extremely bored) 12. Check my Homework folder for what I have to do 13. Curse at my Homework folder 14. Debate on whether or not to go to Homework club 15. Decide NOT to go to Homework club (95% of the time)

Hey I got a joke: The San Francisco Giants

Trust me, Part II is better than Part I. I've already started on the follow-up series as well.

Being a Dodgers fan...

Ahem AUGUST 4

Um...why?

It doesn't affect me like it clearly affects you

Sorry for boring you with showing you what real literature is. I deleted that post for a reason. And he isn't stating his opinion just for the heck of stating his opinion, he's trying to keep an argument going after moderators have already warned both him and me about arguing. I will remain silent.

Where have I seen this before? Oh right, I own one :D Perhaps you will be interesting in joining a club that has already been created and is thriving? Please visit this link and you can apply!

Um...you were already warned

DEATH DAY IN BARDA (PART 1/2) --Written by tony990_Superstar-- There was once an island in the Caribbean that no human alive has ever lived to see named Barda. This island was made up of one city, also named Barda. In this desolate island lay the famous Gordon Basar, but at the time this story takes place he is not famous yet. Every four years in Barda, every resident would line up on the eastern side of the high council’s building. Though the country of Barda was extremely nice to its residents, this was the one day that nobody would want to be a part of. It was the day that two unlucky residents would be killed due to overpopulation in the country. A few years back, the High Council decided that there would be one day every four years that to solve their overpopulation problem they would hold an execution, in which the two members who have done the least work for the country would be the ones to be executed. And this year it didn’t look so well for Gordon. Gordon worked for the military of Barda to make supplies for them, and this year he had only created three Double Powers and one Double Armor. The rest of the time he had spent at home, lazily watching his favorite Star Series team All In almost every time they were on. At work, he would fool around and would be talking to people when he should have been working. He was in deep trouble this year for all of his actions, or rather inactions, of the previous four years since the last execution. This execution solved two problems for the country of Barda: first, everyone would want to work as hard as they could to stay alive and second, there would be no such thing as overpopulation in Barda. The day of the execution in the Bardian year of 236, which in our time is this current year, was on August 4. You may recognize this as another day in which a terrorist group in Germany took out a famous girl who had owned a diary, but I will not discuss in detail the key events of that day, as it was in the cruelest of times in the country of Germany. Gordon woke up on August 4, 236 at 9:30AM, and took his good old time showering and getting ready for the day. He looked outside his bedroom window a little later, and when he saw the people marching down the street, fear flashed through his eyes. He had completely forgotten about the executions that day. He immediately rushed out of his house in his red paint, wasp hull and smoky turret. Everybody around him looked at him with disgust. They as well knew that Gordon would be called that day. When they had all lined up on the side of the High Council building (the Capitol Building), the four highest guards in the railgun, mammoth and jaguar paint combination were waiting patiently for the names of the two people to be executed that day to be called. The leader of the High Council, the so-called King of Barda, came out of the Capitol Building. In affection, the tanks spun their turrets around twice, and the King began to make his speech that he does every execution day. “236 years ago today, the country of Barda was born,” the King started. “84 years ago today, the first two citizens of Barda were executed. Over the years we have executed 40 citizens of Barda that had done almost nothing at all for the country. After today that number will climb to be at 42 when the next two citizens that have done nothing to help the country will be executed. “Without further ado, here are the two citizens that will be executed on the bridge today.” The King took out an index card and place it on the front of his hull. He put his reader mode on, which was a glass panel that slid up from the front of his tank, and prepared to read the names of the two misfortunate tanks that would be executed that day for doing nothing. The King opened his mouth to speak and loudly said, “Peter Milligan.” A young tank dressed in black paint, a Vulcan turret and a hornet hull moved into the aisle to the bridge that would symbolize his death. People called him the Anarchist of Barda. He planted himself on the edge facing the wall and waited for the second name to be called before he would be shot to his death. The King glanced over and read why he had been selected to be executed. “Peter had been rejected twice to join the Semi Series team of Nirvana and three times rejected to join Oasis, another Semi Series team. He had tried so many times to join without practicing and mostly just stayed at home and watched Star Series all day, not doing the commentary but merely listening to it. Peter has done nothing at all to help this country.” Gordon thought, “what if there was somebody else who did less work than me? Maybe I could get to live another four years!” The King prepared to read the next notecard, and as he did so Gordon filled with hope. “Our next citizen to be executed today will be Gordon Basar.” Gordon’s heart sank. He would face his last breath today. People watched as he drove up to the edge of the bridge, facing the wall. The King read the rest of Gordon’s notecard, which was almost identical to the description I had made out of Gordon at the beginning of this story. "Peter will now be executed.” The four guards moves slowly toward the bridge in their railguns, moving in a single-file line. It took over a minute for them to position themselves with their turrets all facing Peter. A chamber opened underneath the bridge. This chamber contained the rest of the executed tanks. The smell struck Gordon of the rotting tanks, and he wished he could be anywhere else right then. The executions, he decided, weren’t just for the killing but for the torture too. The railguns beams lit up, synchronized with each other. Peter attempted one final shot, but his Vulcan couldn’t set up in time. With a blast, Peter was destroyed, and his destroyed tank fell into the chamber. “Gordon will now be executed,” announced the king, and even though it was forbidden to shoot at a wall with a smoky, Gordon did it anyway. The King gave him a stern look as the guards closed in on Gordon. The fumes from the chamber were irritating Gordon now. He could not bare it much longer. He wished, for the first time in his life, that the guards would just execute him. The guards’ railguns’ beams lit up.

FIRST ARTICLES OF THE MONTH HAVE BEEN PUBLISHED PLEASE SEE THE FIRST POST TO VIEW THE ARTICLES OF THIS MONTH!

Personally I prefer to use railgun + hornet, but rico + hornet is good for defending the flag in Rio CTF and defending the point in Polygon CP.

Mammoth is great for sniping, and I personally feel that it's better with shaft than thunder. I recommend using mammoth on Monte Carlo when on defense because you will be better protected when sniping

LOL, so only the most popular Tankers get rewards for guessing the Question of the Week right? #bogus

Not yet. Tanki's b-day week is currently here...still time for 50% off hulls and turrets tomorrow.

We are under new leadership now and I promise you no plagiarized articles will he published.

lol turning binary into a map on Tanki :D