I use WASD, ,./, and QE. It makes sense to use WASD and QE because they are arranged in a block of six on a QWERTY keyboard. It's exteremly easy to change the camera angle while moving.

Parkour. Amazing, yet common Flips, Turns, Shots All part of the journey A new parkour master has formed Landing three people on a roof, one after another Having pride, having fame, being finished But to say the journey is over would be wrong Parkour is ever-expanding Not conquered now, not ever To land yourself on a roof is hard But to land on a higher one is harder It seems obvious, but it's not Many people have ignored this Doing a trick and saying, “I'm finished!” But a true parkour master pushes long and hard To get to the top

This would be awesome if it had proper grammar...

Meh. PUM likes Zone.

50 shades of Grey

No, but to be fair, even if I wanted to, how? Would you be willing to no-life on Tanki beta for a day?

have taken the gold box.

Nope. Tanker, Tanker, do you use medium hulls with Isida?

Island (Could be other small maps like Ping-pong, Hill, Combe, but Island is my guess)

He was the grandson of Vladmir Puenguin.

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It's that way because the Miss Isida articles before have become that way, but thanks for the encouragement.

I absolutely understood this article. I now know that the gravitational constant of Tanki is equal to the something interacting with the nothing which anyone with spectator mode would know. ;)

Hi ray! I never though I'd see you here. Could you read my entry on page 6?

Miss Isida Revealed to be the Creator of Godmode_ON “After much deliberation on how to do it, we have finally re-captured Miss Isida by the means of luring her with spare crystals we had (Fen’s, to be exact). We wanted to know what diabolical plan she had to take over Tanki this time. I’ll let Miss Isida tell the rest.” rtey31: Sit down, Isida Woman. Miss Isida: It’s Ms. Isida! rtey31: Isida Woman, Ms. Isida, what’s the difference? Miss Isida: Every single one of you reporters manages to butcher my name! rtey31: Butcher? Since when is your name a pork chop? Miss Isida: You’re even more clueless then Kevred and Kirby combined… rtey31: Meh, I’ve been told worse things. Anyways, let’s get to the real issue here: Which is better: Vegemite or Marmite? Miss Isida: Since I’m an Aussie, I have to go with Vegemite. rtey31: Vegemite has 8 characters, Marmite has 7 characters, and Miss Isida has 9. Seeing that you like you like Vegemite more than Marmite, we’ll multiply Vegemite by 2 and divide Marmite by 2. That means Vegemite = 16 and Marmite = 4 (rounded up). If we add those two together, we get the number 20. Now, because “Miss Isida” has 9 characters, and 9 is an odd number, which cannot be divided by 2 evenly into whole numbers, we’ll do exactly that to that number 20 that we had. 20/2=10. And what’s the most famous thing that we have in the TO community that has 10 characters? Miss Isida: This logic doesn’t make sense at all. It’s like you’re trying to prove I’m part of the Illuminati or something. rtey31: That’s it! Illuminati! 10 characters! Miss Isida: Great. Now I’m a part of the Illuminati. rtey31: True, that does sound a little gimmicky. rtey31: Wait! I got it! It’s Godmode_ON! That has 10 letters, too! * Kevred busts down the door * Kevred: Did I hear Foodmode_ON?!?! rtey31: No, Kev! Go fetch! * rtey31 throws a piece of chicken out the window, which Kevred starts running after, barking happily * rtey31: Now that we got rid of him, let me ask you, Isida Woman, are you the creator of Godmode_On? Miss Isida: What do you think? rtey31: Wasp-Ricochet is what I think, but that’s irrelevant. Miss Isida: Well, I’m not affiliated with Godmode_ON in any way. rtey31: Fat chance. You two are the most known people in TO! (Apart from Kev and his mouth full of chicken) Miss Isida: Look, if you don’t stop questioning me right now I’ll get Mr. Thunder to come after you when I’m out of here! rtey31: It's obvious that you're lying, so I will stop asking questions, but it doesn’t look like you’re going to get out of here sane. I3rilliant, come in please! I3rilliant: Coming in Sir yes Sir what shall I do Sir! Miss Isida: First of all, can you look out the window and make sure that Kevred was ran over by a car? rtey31: I would tell you not to take orders from Isida Ma’am, but I’d like you to do that, too, I3rilliant. I3rilliant: Affirmative. Subject has been parked on by a Ferrari. rtey31: Now, when I go out of the room, I’d like you to start singing your rendition of “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star” I3rilliant: Will do, Sir. * rtey31 slowly backs out of the room * I3rilliant: Twinkle, twinkle, little star… Miss Isida; Noooooooooooooooooo! “Thanks for reading our interview with Isida Woman. Next time, we’ll have Miss Isida reaction to Kev's chicken addiction!” 582 words Sorry this was so long, but I thought it would be appropriate. The Miss Isida article in Issue 28 had almost 1000 words!

This has to get first.

I'm supporting ArmPride... So I'm not picking any.

Island

(nothing)

Because I have internet and a brain. What is the capital of Blegythig, Jupiter?

A novel?

1 because it costs a lot and it's only in your garage for a limited time. Wasp?

What name? Why do I like Isida so much?

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Sure. (Hey, you're the guy I banned while playing "The Ban Game"!)