Good thing I have these awesome things called neighbors and Pest Control. Someone else likely has a phone to call them. Meanwhile, one of the neighbors hurries me over to the hospital. You accidentally glue the Ring to your finger while putting it on. See, this is why Krazy-Glue has a warning telling people to keep it away from children.

Nothing much.

Almost every time I play pinball, the ball goes straight down the middle in such a way that the teeny little arms can't reach it.

^ I cry every time...

C'mon, guys, really? It's really, really hard to screw this up. And they've done it more than once, to boot... (Shall I remind anyone of Stinger?)

All I want out of the Redneck kit is M3 Hunter and Lumberjack. I can be a Marshal forever and be happy!

Meme Wars: Behind the Scenes.

I misread. I make mistakes. That's the idea. ;) If logic serves... many.

Yes, but nearly 270k in roughly 15 days? With work at hand and a lagging computer? I'd sooner be seen leading a clan to victory over Arcade than climbing the behemoth deck that has been stacked against me. Better to hold fast and wait for the next time the kit pops up.

Sadly, I only have about 180k at my disposal. I have no methods of obtaining the fabled kit. :( The name, though, is a bit *erm* unfortunate.

The Redneck kit... They have heard my call!

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Thumbs-up.

1! Thank you falcosenna. You have officially made my life in this section complete. *bows*

Ha, I thought the same thing when I first started. Then a few hours later I discovered that I didn't have enough MUS at the rate I was using them to delete reload time. :L

My bike is relatively durable. Thank non-name brand close inspection. I get up and continue pedaling. I whistle past you with a wave.

They can't fit through the conveniently-opened emergency drain gate I was standing on. The thing's about 20 inches across. In retaliation, I call my friend Jarid and have him drive a very large truck into the side of your residence. The damage is considerable. Casualties may or may not have been avoided. He's Jarid. Who knows.

5.

I'm still trapped in PenguinNEWexp's basement. Fortunately, you didn't do a well enough sweep down there; I found a small coin, filed it down to a point on the concrete, and cut through the bonds imprisoning me. Surprise splashes over your face as the small trapdoor suddenly splinters into thousands of pieces in front of you and I burst into the room. You're stunned for long enough for me to grab the knife you were coming to murder me with and chuck it at your foot. With you stuck firmly in place, I then proceed to flee and call the authorities. I summon exactly sixty-four blue whales to embargo you within the insurance checkpoint building you went to see this afternoon.

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Hello, modern art, and welcome to the future.

Gotta love palindromes.

Y'know what else I've noticed? Besides supply packages, there are next to no kits that are available at Marshal or above. Besides the old Eyjafjallajokul kit once available at Fieldmarshal, the final ranks have been completely barren. There's plenty of material they can latch onto here as well -- Firebird, Ricochet, Dictator, and loads of other paints. Sure, it's true that Twins, Titan and Hunter have had their moments in the sun, but their availability was stretched to General. Where are locomotive kits for these illustrious ranks?

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^ More like when a Mammoth reaches the spot before anyone else, and the entire map has to slaughter it before the gold falls.