1565+1498= this post's number. (3063, for those who cannot/are too lazy to do the math.)

Who hasn't... Have you ever felt like there was something greater that should be done right at this moment, but your own doubt kept you from doing such?

I love you because your name backwards states that you are the number one in the ways of Juna.

If you would kindly study this formula, it will explain why such an event cannot occur. Why is it that every time I play around with electromagnets (minor, household ones, mind you), I draw the attention on non-ferromagnetic asteroids?

I am the king of this cybernetic, inverse hill! (For now.)

I have no heart. I don't even need to breathe. Though the pressure of all that water might crumple the hollow shell that is my existence. You are forced to speak in binary code for the rest of your life. You can only think, act, and speak in basic 0 - 1 binary. There is no way to reverse this without gravely wounding yourself and wind up as a vegetable. How will you cope?

I would go to the local grocery market and steal as many small raspberry pies as I could carry. What would you do if you saw a line of paper plates six feet long rolling down the street?

Yes, and it wielded surprisingly good results. Have you ever written yourself a note to remind you of a note you've written?

Not on my watch. Unless you're my watch. Then get off of my wrist.

3,057. Sheesh, I'll be a Generalissimo by the time we even reach 100,000.

Baasinja.

Because you are not in the local solar system; you're in orbit around Sirius B. Why is it that whenever I see a man on a bus, it's a grumpy, dirty, old one?

Seventh place. Let's try this again.

...Chilean cockatoos. Difficult as it was to find such a rare species of avifauna, the persistent shark kept prowling the sewers. Eventually, he found a very dark hole during his daily travels, and thought, "...

Because this is Tanki Online, where the objective is to kill one another in violent explosions. Why is there no panic button on the keyboard?

I kill trees. dcpuoivybf7

Unorthodox, determined, cooperable.

I'm countering your counterattack with my counter-counter attack!

I'll take my chances with the manikin; at least I know it can't bite me if i try. Would you rather: a.) Become one of the best professional Railgun users. b.) Become an average Thunder user.

I don't understand why the term "le" is a thing. I mean, really, isn't it just le French word for 'the'?

I would be dreaming; I only want Smoky, Railgun, Hornet, and Hunter. Green paint will suffice. What would you do if you just realized that the '&' symbol looked like a person who was sitting cross-legged and viewed from the side?

I wish I had the capabilities to love people. If so, possibly. Have you ever wanted to reorganize the letters on customizable signs? (Such as ones you would find on a sign in front of a fast food resturant, or a church, or a sporting event.)

It's okay, I'll just tunnel my way out. My family was excellent at digging themselves out of situations, and the apple doesn't fall far from the tree in my case. Besides, I entertain easily... Oh! A dust mite! Well, now that I'm free, what better thing to do to the person below me than to give them a mix tape of Mr. Krabs request jellyfish repeatedly by shouting, "More! More! More!" in various tones and rhythm, and force them to listen to it for several hours?

Thanks, I needed that; my allergies have been acting up. I drop a Wild Card from the famous family game of Uno.

I love you because your name implies that you crush various metals.