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Hi drazy... Using nitro, huh? Ranked before me, huh? Oh hell naw... ;( Congrats anyway! xD

xD Some teeny tiny Grammar mistakes you've got... :unsure: But it's a good story! xD yeah i know you would have loved to be the prince but you didn't want anyone to make fun of you lol...

Verdana, Trebuchet MS, Tahoma... I have written the names of these fonts in their own 'font'. :) Not much difference I see in them, but I don't know why but Treb looks good! ^_^

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So you mean job for writing only? No programming? I might be some sort of help I suppose...

Good luck with your work :)

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Wha?

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:) Thanks for supporting!

Of course, antagonists like you should suffer from these types of inferior posts. Bye Priyang :) GL ;) Hope you pass! :)

NOOOO! ;( ;( See you later Noo :( U were omg GL :)

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This is not the right topic... :) Please email to help@tankionline.com ;)

Oh so it means if I don't know the bottom equation I can't be on the computer? wow

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Of course, you did a mistake of not calling him a moron and making the system print it in [asterix] xD He would have rage quit too! :P

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Hola amigos! ^_^ I have took a long rusty break and I've been rolling on the Internet too much. I believe i can fly that this is the most ideal moment for me to produce a new issue... Or what I may call a... Idk. The topic of my issue is "Life". :) ***** Of course, many people surmise that Life is a 'duck soup', or what you may regard as 'easy'. They never know what Life means, and as always they take it easy. And yes, they always eventually do a blunder no matter what. At the commence of life, we get a 4 to 5 years break. However, it is all wasted on learning how to walk, crawl or eat etc. But yes, these are the basics of life so learning them is pretty cardinal. When our mini childhood ends, a nightmare which many children across have faced emerges. And that thing is known as School. The start of school is pretty simple, 4 plus 4 equals 7. See? So simple! ... - However, things start to alter. Algebra, Cell theories, Rectilinear Propagation of light, actually many other subjects and chapters start to torture us. It's not the end still, college starts. In other words torture starts. Life in college may be said as perplexed, but it's also adorable for those who are meant for it since they even take attention to useless teachings... Afterwards, like always, those who are successful in their studies get a superior job depending on their keenness. And at that moment when we are old and can't feed an old dog we retire from our jobs. Yes, this is life. Birth-School-College-Work-Retirement-Death. Know what? This topic isn't to tell you a minuscule summery of life, but to argue if life is something justiciable or non-justiciable or both. ***** What do you believe? Is it right that our parents (or parents of some) are right that we should always study and without studying life cannot be successful? Of course they are telling the truth. But studying isn't everything. There are many parents who want their child to become what they (the parents) want their child to become. It forces the child to heed and follow their orders, and if they don't, life is watery for that certain child. Millions face this, take this as a fact. On another point many conjecture that for life you need to know EVERYTHING. Wait? Everything? No. On college and schools higher-grade classes many teachers make us learn useless things, I'm not blaming them, but because of these types of questions numerous children fail and can't exhibit a good life since they can't find a good job since (Yes, last time I am gonna say this word...) their report cards get flunked because of the useless questions. Look here, is this important? Not just this much, we also get to grasp useless knowledge of many other things. These are just some points by me, and correct me if I am wrong. :) Ok, the 'learning part is done'. But you might be wondering in what other ways life can be miserable. Well, many people get discriminated by their sex, gender, caste, religon, color etc... Even I have experienced this. Did you know that many people who are the most strongest are also the most sensitive? Did you know that those who exhibit the most kindness are the first ones to be mistreated? Did you know that those who take care the most of the others are the ones who need it the most? Sometimes we even need to shed some tears, and sometimes we need to look through some smiles to see the actual soul of that person and check what is his real emotion. Yes, these circumstances greatly occur in life. Simultaneously, life can be a dream for some but we have more antagonists living in our Earth than the lovers. You may have never thought this, what's the reason of life when it needs to end? Why do we need it when we have to be born, but also need to die and forget everything? Because when we die there won't be any advantage we have undertook in our life, because who knows if there is a heaven or hell where we can share the story of our finished life with the other angels? Oh! Yes, I have been a bit crazy on the above paragraph. It doesn't make life non-justiciable! :P Actually, even though our life needs to end, we should sacrifice countless good teachings and more stuff to the other people. We know life is miserable, many of our loved ones leave and more blah blahs, but we should think positive to it. No matter what, there might be a cosy earthquake rolling on your neighbourhood, but listen to these last lines. Everyone will go through some hard points, life isn't easy too, just something elusive and something to think about. ***** That's it. :) Now I give you a chance to sip some coffee! ^_^ Ciao until my next Issue! ;)

Something which I have learned from different reporters, which fonts to use! ;P

oh hell naw

Rotten bananas

1. Yes 2. It depends 3. Some just joke, and both of our ideas are suitable, but it's still better if the banned person can only tell he is banned if he wants to... :)