No. HYE gotten a Test Drive?

Bleeeeeh. 1.

League of Nugs. greyat :P

@Indra_TheChosenOne Why are you a dino with one leg?

I'm gonna be putting that 'o' in no. Idk, T?

I am a pro because I have M0s up here. #M0s_RULE #M0_4EVAH

Nuuu. Team Russia? FYI this is paint Team Russia:

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1 like = No Premium. No like = 12 months Premium + DCC + 50% bonus on cry purchases + 2 XTs + 3 M3s and 100% sales on MUs & Speed-ups. Up for it?

Starting off: I am a pro because I just AM.

I am a pro. NO! The game is simple. One player says, 'I am a pro' and gives a reason for it. The other ( below ) says, 'NO!' and then gives a reason for it. Here is an example: Player 1: I am a pro because I have all XTs. Player 2: NO! I just checked your garage. Player 3: I am a pro because I checked Players 1's garage and saw all XTs Player 4: NO! You were probably in the Achievements section! I don't want to be going over the rules blather, but I must: 1. No double-posting. 2. Follow TO rules - including TO Forum rules. 3. Enjoy!

DestroyerPdox = Puffmaleeepuuhaaaa Dpox Reyortsed

Gold Box will...

Fortunately, devs can't block IPs. FYI, only the WWW guys and your ISP can block you from getting to certain websites.

Reporters seemingly posting foolish (April Fools Day, by no way that was a dislike ;)) articles. 1. Go to Tanki Newspaper. 2. See the number of contests. 3. See the number of real contests. 4. BUSTED.

^ Lol. I think he meant it as a joke xD Nt bad dou, fun 2 reed, nug.

Lmao xD I 'lyingly' passed ;)

Lol. No. Your screen size or 'picture elements' as you know it determines the 'wideness' of the thing showing on the screen. So if it was something like 1280 x 1240, the experience bar would be a long one. Cooler has something like 860 x 680 or something, so he gets little wideness. xD No it isn't. Moderating and Reporting etc are real jobs and the people who are dedicated to service ( Apparently, all of them :) ) are paid. Only in crystals though, except... I'm afraid I can't tell you any more than that ( Confidential stuff ;) Probably will get my karma killed if I do so xD )

Umm. How's mine? Its ^5

Part 1: Au Courant by: ... 500 words _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ I woke up in this barn; a dull brownish-red colored it was. Dreadful, I tell you. Broken pieces of wood everywhere; pieces of shattered glass all over, yet I drove amidst the things I never imagined. Things that haunted me. Dead, rotting tanks. I opened the door and the world looks upon me. My eyes are so weak at the moment, it seems like I have waken up after a thousand years. Not a nice sight it was. The same dead, rancid pieces of tanks and broken supply boxes littered the terrible place. There were no trees; no plants; no alive tanks. Among this horror, thinking what has happened, I stand in the middle of a vast mainland, in Kungur. I have no idea, not a tiniest one as to what has happened to my native, my dear land. My homeland. You see, I was born here, right here in that house over ther- There was no house, not even the remains of one. The dark ashes soared high over the black-purplish sky. There was a thick, black smoke everywhere; choking me at frequent intervals. Every inch I drove, felt painful to me. Nevertheless, I was determined to detect out what has happened. I drove out of this land. I kept driving for a mile or so and ended up reaching Massacre. Massacre was a terrible place. We - the tank community - always thought this land was jinxed. A legend goes: Di Titan the IV of Drumsarena had once conquered this region. It was a village back then; a few people lived in it. Most of the population comprised of only Wasp-Isidas. Faithful medics they were. Di Titan lay torment to peaceful village after he performed a series of curses and hexes. Every house he laid his furious, erupting eyes upon were burned to the ground. Everything was burnt to ashes. Massacre, too was in a quite bad state. The craters had been filled in with dead, putrescent, decaying bodies of tanks. A sentence was written on one of the broken billboards: Do not cros- No Tan-s La-. The writing was so scribbled, I couldn't make out what it said. But the way in which it was written, had stirred my insides cold. I drove on. I found myself looking upon the broken bridge in Magistral. My breath couldn't hold up anymore. I began to pant. I paced left to right, right to left. Eventually, my tracks gave away. I broke down. I went into deep sleep. I woke up after what seemed like an eternity. I ached all over. My eyes opened for a moment, I saw myself tied up, and closed them again. After a few minutes I felt as something was shoving me hard. I passed out again. I dreamt of a hooded tank, telling a story. I woke up, terrified. I had heard of this story before. My insides stirring, beating hard, it came to my mind: I was in No Tanks Land. This place was infected. ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Wow. Can't wait to start gold hunting. Oh wait, DAMMIT.

O Puh-leez. Give that a break. Enjoy the celeberations while they last.

Field Marshal <3

Losing is just as important as winning. Learn your mistakes, and hopefully by next Spring Showdown - if there is one - you will show the RU community that their EN counterparts are just as talented, and PRO. Impressive clicks by the way ;) Oh! I loved your faceplanting skills, I mean, litrally, even I can't faceplant like that! PRO.

I. Have. An. Amazing. Idea. No time to do it maybe. ( Exams )