The Driving Dead - The Creation - ***** 05:00 hours. 11th March 2018. Somewhere near TO Warfare Incorporated, Russia. The bravura city sleeps peacefully. Commander Oxidized lives just 4 miles away from TO Warfare Inc. He lives with his wife Colonel Rose who, with her tankbund works for the same company. They have two young kids, Second Lieutenant Dirt and First Lieutenant Dry. Commander Oxidized is the current acting CEO of TO Warfare Inc., his wife Rose is the Arms Manager. This company deals with lethal issues that threaten the Tankiverse. However, their two children are inexperienced in these matters, and therefore, serve for the TO Armored Battalion. Things go well for several years for the Oxidized family and for the world until the Wasp A&XT and the Hornet A&XT prototypes are invented by the TO scientists. These new A&XT models are completely automated, kind of like robots. These new ‘robots’ are still in the testing phase, undergoing severe burns, chills and clips to the body. One of the scientists we reviewed earlier who was in-charge of this project described these models as this:- “These new models are equipped with the cutting-edge machinery. With Advanced & Xtended Tech technology being used in this equipment, they will surely be the first thing that a tanker will want to buy. They will be available at the rank of Field Issimoneral and will cost about 6 cotillion crystals, or in simple words; 6 billion billion crystals. The price has been unequivocally decided many times by our corporation, and it was decided that a fairly affordable price tag of 6CT crystals would be reasonable. The reason for the price being so high is that extensive use of the rare Tankiverse metal: Nightium has been used in the production of these hulls. According to my calculations, Wasp and Hornet A&XT will hit the market by December 2025.” We also asked another hull designer, Bill Gates Lemon Putin, about what is so special in this new edition. Here’s what he had to say: “Wasp and Hornet A&XT are an all new trailblazing piece of equipment. They will have speeds like never before, leaving your enemies in the dust. Their armor will be so thick, even a real tanks shell can’t pierce through it. Moreover, they will have voice commands. For instance, if you want to travel from Parma to Gubakha, you just have to say ‘Teleport to Gubakha’ and voila! You’re there. The mine deployment will be done automatically, just press 9. Oh! And finally, Wasp & Hornet A&XT are only available to X-Premium Accounts.” ***** 11th of June, 2016. Wasp and Hornet A&XT are now in the final phase of the Testing. They will hit the garage of X-Premium tankers in 1 month. Scientists work day and night to keep the Testing Phase in schedule. Then as the clock ticks 12:03 AM in snoring tankers homes, a gaudy and loud bang is heard from the TO Hulls Factory. Seconds later, there is another bang. Several bangs are heard in just a couple of minutes. Then, an extravagant light fills up the entire Tankiverse. Night is turned into day. Shocked tanks come out into the streets, horrified. They have seen nothing like this, ever. Just 3 seconds later after the light, a shock wave so high in pitch bursts out of the factory. It damages everything in its path. Tanks are thrown violently into the air, buildings are destroyed, pieces of broken glass lie everywhere. Many tanks died that night… What had happened? No one knew. 4 miles away, Commander Oxidized is awakened by the shock wave. Knocked for six, he thinks it is a tankquake and goes back to sleep. The clock ticks 5:00 AM in the Oxidized home. Commander Oxidized wakes up and gets ready for his daily routine. Colonel Rose also wakes up and goes to wake up Dirt and Dry. At 5:40 AM, they are all ready for their work and are eating breakfast at the dinner table. As the Commander steps outside his house, he is taken aback by the destruction that happened overnight. He just watches in awe the burning Tower of Perm. Even his own house is gravely damaged. Suddenly, Commander Oxidized receives a call from TO General Headquarters. Field Generalissimo Omirakhov Hen who is the COTCWS – Chief of Tanki Combat-War Staff - requests him to reach their ASAP. Oxidized refuels his engine, oils his gears and levels, finishes his oillee, re-supplies his drugs, puts on Railgun M6 and drugs Double Speed till he reaches TO General HQ. There he is briefed of what has happened overnight. TO scientists are called in to inquire what has gone wrong. Each scientist has been asked the same question. No one answers, except for Mr. African ‘Lumby’ Zeus. ***** PDoX

I dont no-life and check in $200 every day like you, sir. And FYI I wasn't even playing till October. And then again I left and came back in November. I just had 20 days before sales were hitting, and gained 150k... Skills m8 xD. I actually liked you before, but today I know you from the inside. :ph34r:

1. Most gold boxes picked up at once - 5 - This is wrong. Correct one is Proof: See the end. Around 3:30 - 4:00 2. Most achievements - 85 - [member=i..O.U.F.A] This is wrong too. GET WRKT NUB :P Proof: http://ratings.tankionline.com/en/user/Jl.l-O.6.O.B.H.U.K/ (88 achievements)

This is a result of the very useful guide of Night-Sisters, namely The Compleat Guide To Forum Trolling. You're welcome. :blush:

Frost + Mammoth + Vulcan XT M4, el classico ;)

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He was dreaming the whole time. HE NO DED

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10k, <3

Entry: ****** Good times + Crazy friends = Awesome Memories Me and my clan, training. The way a team plays as a whole determines its success. You may have the greatest bunch of individual stars, but if they wont play together, the club won't be worth a dime. Last but not least: Eagles fly alone, my flock stays with me ;) ******

Cross, Barda, Rio. Hunter is the best hull? Just because you use Hunter that much on those maps doesn't make Hunter that 'gorgeous' on them. Drive Viking on those Maps, or Hornet... After all, Hunter isn't the only hull available. ^, this is just my opinion, don't take it too seriously, okei? Nice article btw. Only suggestion = pick different formatting for headings and subheadings.

For instance, I have Spectator Mode (I don't but.. *cries*), I make a Private Battle and then take a dramatic photo; like the sunset in Highland. Then make it emotional by giving it a caption... Is that allowed? Or you have be in your 'tank-form'? EDIT: Nvm, I have another @I3rilliant idea ;)

Send an e-mail to help@tankionline.com and explain your problem. Moreover go to Buy in Garage and then click Report. Thanks.

2nd one is Repair Kit in Station ?

Reserving much? o.O

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Assault mode SHOULD stay. And I absolutely agree with you on the fact that the Blue team has an aroma coming out of it, that says team... I feel awesome the I'm defending for my team, since there is nothing you can do. I do remember that awkward match-making do happens on this map. Where one team is M3/M4s and other are M2/M3... Thats when the Blue team is drugging mad in the Red base o.O

What about spectator clicks?

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Im buying Vik M3 - Shaft M3. Because I saw many people using Shaft in real and in vids, it insipired me :ph34r:

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Hi. Kits are special combos that are available at all ranks. Also, they are available for a special rank limit only. For instance, the Medic kit is available from - . After that it 'dissapears'. What happened in your case is that you were aiming to buy a kit which was available at a rank limit below you. Which means, you probably ranked. OR Kits also have a time period in which they are available. When this time period expires, they dissapear. They come back though! For more info: Product Kits Thanks.

This is the new update where you can buy the highest available modification of the turret/hull. I'm sorry but ideas about the reversing the updates aren't taken into consideration. If you want to get a specific hull/turret you can either: Buy crystals Gain crystals o Through playing PRO battles. o Through Daily Missions o Rewards o Contest wins

Yes, this is a glitch. The fix of this glitch is planned. You can see more info here: Serene's Actual Problems and Solutions!