I think Tanki probably will die in the next 2 or 3 years, But they could make TX better with the things you described.

I have a few "Potentially Intoxicated" "Big things have small begginings"

*Que article war*

Excellent! When will we be receiving our rewards?

Ill just pretend that's constructive criticism, Thanks for your feedback! I made this as a parody for all those 'How to get a Girlfriend in tanki' articles. Check the last sentence ;)

How To Get A Boyfriend In Tanki There have been a lot of articles about how to get a girlfriend in Tanki Online, but we must realize that guys aren't the only ones that need help. We should help out our sisters in the game and give them a few tips as well. In a few simple steps, you girls will have a relationship in no time! ( And yes, I realize no girl is gonna read this, just play along.) Note : Don't take this article seriously, I just made it to mock all the 'How to get a Girlfriend in Tanki' articles, which were also a joke I hope. Step One : Pick a name First of all you need a good name. Now you can choose names such as *Insert name here*_The_Girly or Girly.Tanker73 which would be good. However, to appeal to men further, I suggest names such as The_Waifu_Dream (If men are anime fans) or names such as xX420360_GIRL_360420Xx. Your choice ;) Step Two : Get a man Believe it or not this step may take the least amount of time. First of all you need a confirmed age, depending on your own, don't want a problem like that now would we? Next, be subtle. Don't just say "HeY L00K!Ng for a bF anyone s!ng1e"? Instead let them friend you. I'd say that regularly you will get five friend requests. Find the best one and move on. Look for similar taste in music, art and the like. Whatever type of guy you like you can find out by yourself. Also if they are too quick I suggest you deny them. Try to have people just be your friends as that will help. Keep your standards average, remember you aren't looking for the Prince of RivenDell or something. Step Three : Start a relationship Remember that if he doesn't want to be in a relationship, don't force him to and just settle for friends. Good friends are just as nice. Now for one month you should play with him and get to know each other. Participate in 1 vs 1's and do 2 v 2's together. Drop golds for him, and if he drops golds for you, well you know what that means. Now when you think the time is right, get in a relationship with him. It would be good if you find out if he lives close-by beforehand. If you want then you can get in an actual relationship. Congratulations! Also as a last note : Don't try to find a relationship on Tanki, it's a really really bad idea.

I'll add this to my list of 'How to get attention as a writer' thanks....

So wait, we're basically Donald Trump supporters... then where are Hillary Clinton supporters??

Mabye you should think outside the box, or simply expand it. What I mean by that is why don't we add more of a strategic element to this game to make it more of a challenge. We should have different kinds of Overdrives, some improve your team, such as this one, or to weaken the other team. This would be similar to how in a game known as OverWatch, you're character can eventually do 'Ultimate attacks' similar to the Overdrive. We should add different kinds of overdrives, and scrap the one that activates all supplies. Something like what you did with the modules in Tanki X. Give every hull a different type of Overdrive feature to improve in it's own way, For example, A Mammoth could activate speed boost ( To hide it's flaws) or double armor ( To further improve what it is ). And a wasp could activate A kind of 'space mode' supply to make gravity around it's perimeter like the one on space mode. Sure this has some flaws but I think the devs can figure out to change that :D *Edit* Or you can ignore that other than the space mode part, A radius around your tank which reduces gravity, everyone's playing in a normal map and BOOOM flying tanks.

This topic was not meant to make the perfect team, It was made to help people find a role in the battlefield. But you're right, we all have to deal with bad teams sometimes :)

The only anime i have watched is attack on Titan and I love it.

You must make a guide on it, I would pay to read.

A TO Guide: Discover who you are I have seen many articles on a certain tactics in Tanki, a guide to Firebird, a guide to Smoky, a guide to capturing the flag, and many lower ranks, and even some higher ranked players including me follow these strategies. However sometimes those players just aren't meant for that role in the battlefield, and end up at the bottom of the battle list with a very horrible K/D, not to mention that their team lost. I am here to help these players correct that, and find their true role in winning the battle. Now I have seen many people more professional than me make these kinds of articles, and bravo to them, they did well, but I feel they did not accomplish what was needed, so I am simply trying something else these noobs also haven't played games like overwatch so what can you expect. I'm going to divide these into five categories, Offensive I Defensive I Tanking I Defensive support I Offensive support I am also going to be providing you with two combos best suited for these roles. Lets start with the basic role : Offensive Now, this is the most basic thing every tanker does, attack the base, kill some enemies, take the flag, capture the enemy point if it's CP even. These are your teams fists. These players need to have fast reflexes and a knowledge of which supply to use when. If you do not use supplies, this role is not for you. These players should be able to circle the whole map with their eyes closed. They need to be constantly aware of what is happening. The popular hit-and-run tactic is what is usually used here. For this the two combos best would be Wasp - Smoky, and if you're a simple man who simply wants to capture the flag, Hunter with Twins will be a good idea. Next lets cover another basic role : Defensive There's not a lot to be said here, these players need to be constantly moving their tank in order to make sure a player isn't creeping through a small passage. The best combo's would be Titan and Thunder, for sitting on the flag, and a Hornet with Freeze, to really slow the enemy down. You will usually be out of the battle, try not to be distracted by a gold box as well, the whole battle might depend on it. but don't go AFK to order pizza like my good friend M4D_GENiUS did once, we lost that battle. Place mines on tight corridors to help yourself out. Now something most articles don't cover : Tanking These players need to know the enemy, their job is not to kill the enemy or get the flag, their job is distraction. You need to be very careful with this role though, you will have to be a heavy hull, to ensure that you keep them busy long enough. Your job is to sneak into the enemy base, and let lose that ammo that's starting to get impatient. Don't be sad if you have a bad K/D though, for the whole delivering of the flag will depend on you, it will be you against the whole enemy team, you need to know each hull and turret for this, and take out the most dangerous enemy. Good combo's will be Dictator - Ricochet, and Titan with Twins if you are patient enough. Now the tankers that lurk in the shadows, starting with : Offensive Support This is definitely me You will constantly be behind enemy lines, much like a sniper. Patience is required with this role. Also you need to endure the noobs that are mad at you. When a player takes a flag, you cover him by killing as many followers as possible, even if you have to die for it. This is also known as camping, once again, you are the most hated person on the battle field, deal with it. The two best combo's would be Railgun paired with Viking (and especially a Double Damage supply) and Mammoth with Shaft / Vulcan (make sure to place those mines right next to your hiding spot). And finally : Defensive support You will encounter the least tanks out of anyone in the game. I suggest new players to try this role out. This role is possibly unneeded, but I think victory is assured if a professional occupies this job. I know I just told beginners to use this role, but I'm not saying a pro has to occupy this, besides - starters will be playing against starters. You will be right behind offensive support. Most of the battle you will be cycling through helping him, and the defenses. When a player takes a flag, you must rush to help him, similar to the offensive support's job, but you will have to stay with him as an escort until the flag is captured. After one flag is captured, switching to defense will be an excellent idea. You must also know when to switch between helping out your teammates, and taking out enemies, be ready for the latter. There is only one combo that should be used here, that being Isida paired with viking. Overall, interact with your team, start voice chatting with friends, remember, communication is key. I know my article isn't that good, and it is also quite small, apologies, but I hope this can help someone out.

I love how this was renamed from generallisimo to legends hall.

I wasn't even aware of this since I took a break from the forum. I will miss you two, Thank you Gold and Night for helping me post my articles in the Amateur Writing sections, you were great mentors :(

The Tankiverse War The Pull Of A Trigger War. It's simple yet so confusing. One word that burdens this world so heavily, war. The tens of millions of people who have been buried beside this word, war. They start with everyday events and lead up to terrible destruction of so many countries. The downfall of the human race is a good example, their race let loose nuclear war on themselves leading to their own extinction, bringing about the age of Tanki. Were we better? No, we fight battles everyday and take joy out of them, killing is on our list of daily chores. Our wars are no different, in fact, I remember being present at the festival being held at Barda as our king Godmode himself attended the celebration of the reopening of Chernobyl. I was only a few meters to his right, talking to a rich noble from Zone as I was too late to see the barrel of that sniper poking out of the building's fifth floor window, his visor pointing straight at the king, who was unaware of the mortal danger he was in. I attempted to make a move, but that was just when he took his shot, and blew off the back of Godmode's head, followed by screams of men and women alike. 'There!' I shouted, pointing to the building as I saw his shaft creep back into the room. we gave chase after the culprit, however he was long gone, having formulated a notably flawless plan. For a few days it was complete silence, everyone was in mourning, then, complete madness ensued, names were thrown around, orders were made, investigations were held. Russian and German officials were mostly on the offensive, blaming others for the problems, even though some of them did not agree with the others, they lacked much power. Berlins president, Illiashwatz Hainsh, along with cologne's, Irantosh zyakston where the most hostile from Germany, while Kungur's and Solikamsk's, (Vladmire chenchua and Roskin Alexander respectively) from Russia were mostly on the offensive. They were against the leaders of Iran, Parma, Rio and Courage, although there were many more that were involved in the war. Soldiers are moving in from all directions, Germany declared war a few days ago, followed by all the southern territories and Russia. I was personally, along with all other strong leaders briefed on our mission to defend innocent civilians. We'll be moving in from the southeast, sweeping our way west and returning home via a secret route in the northwest. I command second division, first brigade and fourth regiment. Our job will be to provide offensive support to the big boys not far ahead of us. Our 'trip' will begin two hours from now. Anxiety is high among our troops. There isn't much of a system between ranks, a general takes part in a war along with a private, but in a more 'safe' position. Killing them will be hard, and if they get away we won't have much of a chance at winning, as if anyone can win a war in the first place. I am lieutenant-Colonel Aorou Bossard, and I reside in Rio, while mainly serving in Iran. It will probably be the last war I take part in. It's amazing to think that all of this happened so fast, all of this chaos because of one pull of the trigger. Moving North We finally began our epic journey yesterday. Most of us wore usual combat equipment, Viking Thunder, however higher ranks could suit up differently to show superiority. I, being the highest rank; was equipped with Dictator and Hammer. However I had full authority to change equipment whenever I wanted, and all others had to personally take admission from me before changing. As always, I decided to engage with our newcomers to better connect with them. James Brownwood was one of them, Slight tanned skin, blue eyes, hair made into a quiff and a smile which could melt hearts, with good manners. Another was Dan Eacott, He mostly kept to himself, he was mild mannered and an introvert. He mentioned during the short talk we have that he was going to go back to his family in Garder. Beginners like him think it's just that easy, you go, kill a few men, get called a hero and come back. It's never that easy. I myself am a veteran. I talked to our Major and second in command, Ethan woods, a soldier similar to me. He said the situation was unclear, and chances we would see the next few sunrises were slim. My good friend Captain William also took part in the conversation, saying we wouldn't be 'lucky enough' to die. Dying is something every experienced soldier awaits and holds to be precious. We have killed more soldiers than the amount of days we have lived. We are making our way across the foggy mountains. 'Good one!' I remarked at a joke William made. A sergeant named Ellard accompanied that laugh. He was an eccentric man, William, and his jokes always cracked me up. Suddenly a Rail gun shot went past me, piercing the left side of the hull of a soldier behind me. We were being ambush. "FIRE AT WILL!" I commanded. The dozens of fires of Thunders nearly deafened me. I quickly took Hornet, commanding some of those under me to do the same. We went left through a small path and found a small firing squad firing blindly. We went in with our short range weapons and took them out with little or no effort. Sounds of tank tracks advancing towards us were heard. I commanded Ethan to go west with all the men for now, and bring some of them back as reinforcements. I used that same path to scout the enemy. This time there were standard soldiers, Thunder Vikings with one Hornet and Smoky at the rear of the group. I assumed the latter to be the leader. I decided to go around back, and right before they spotted me my men opened fire. I hit the weak hull of the Smoky right before he returned fire. He missed, I landed another perfect shot, killing him. His inferiors had no chance as they did not even know where my men were. They were dead in thirty seconds. I told William and Rose, another Captain to scout ahead. Ethan returned with reinforcements, however they were not needed. All men were advancing using a longer route in the west. We decided to keep on going on the original path. There were about fifteen of us. Before we even had a chance to accelerate to full speed, half a dozen, blood red shaft lasers appeared out of nowhere. Boom Boom Boom. They shot Ellard, he collapsed behind me, I took his head into my palm, and he died looking at me. We shot from the hip at the Russian hunters, killing them all. Damn it. We will continue to move up north. Who knows, I probably wont be alive in the next few hours.

We control large tanks everyday, how do these hairy mammals bring about our demise? .-. I hate mammoths

Dont worry I didnt know what mayday was either.

Awesome

What is your progress on fixing game bugs and lags, I have seen a significant decrease of them in the past month, but there is still quite some of it left, what will be your next actions on the matter?

Nicely done :)

I support this campaign Lets build a wall around the servers so lag won't be able to get in!

I was technically in this totally accurate-and-legit article when you gave a link of "someone replying to your topic" i'm right under someone replied to your topic notification :D

Well done! (Although I was expecting them to burn and crash resulting in a painful death, just me?)

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