I can keep my hands off a keyboard about as well as Bill Cosby can keep this hands off.. well, you know what! Every day I strive to log in to claim my 838 crystal reward! A few more things that just bring a light to my life is the SPECTACULAR things I'm hearing about Unity Tanki and the GREAT and extremely ORIGINAL videos Tanki YouTubers are making these days! I don't know what I'd do without these in my life!!They forgot the most essential element of all, the one object that secures a soul to enable it to possess life. We can all identify what it is, can’t we? Chicken.Sure, at first sight, you might not think this would be a problem. Who cares? You might say. But according to Kevred’s Fantastic Chicken, tanks, KFC, life, forum, KFC, gameplay, XP/BP battles, KFC, will all fade. Slowly, perhaps, but everything will shrivel and vanish without chicken.Insider from KevFC provided us news from backstage of seemingly prosperous company. Dominant chickbiz establishment, presenting numerous chick(live)stock products, is facing serious threats. Information sources blabbed out that trading profits decreased rapidly. Fed-up consumers complain of deficient range of goods, as once-best-loved menu consisting of grandchickburger, double chickfries and chickshake is, in their opinion, „overchicked“. As one of them said: „I am not exS.C.Y.T.H.Eed!“ Recently accepted chefs stumbled into disfavor of top players. Business managment was not satisfied with new proposal and rejected promising ideas. Mcbananacake25, TriLemontoluene and vikingsrall-sized portions lacked „spirit of chicken cult“, thus not having a chance to be tested by consumers.