I was shocked for a minute or two, then I realized it was April first. :mellow:

Looks like I was partly right! Gold is evil? How so? Mults have been a problem for a long time, that won't end with the removal of golds. I also take some offense with your generalisation of the 'teen contingent'. I am a teen, and while there are many immature players out there, how would you know the actual age of those players? I'm sure there are plenty of immature older tankers out there as well! As for those virtues, I agree and disagree. I think that issue is less related to age, and more to upbringing and society. I don't see how golds have anything to do with fair-play. Similarly, how does trying to catch a gold cost you integrity? I don't see the connection there. As for teamwork, yes, teamwork is put on hold as all go for the gold. However, this free for all/every man for himself only lasts for thirty seconds or so. As for your last virtue, I'm not sure that 'devotion to the company' is really a virtue. How is it virtuous to be devoted to Alternativa Platform? If that's not what you meant, please say so.

Boar kit, Tornado kit, and Firewall are all good options.

Brilliant tips. Remember to avoid the little boxes, they will damage the perfect symmetry of your flawless formation!

Why are you being so vicious and insulting? Stop trolling already.

Imagine a flying + tiny tank! :lol:

I'm not so sure about these new supplies. Flight seems OP, and most of the others odd. I do like tiny size though :lol: Something tells me gold box hunts will be really weird with all of these. I hope my guess is right and that this is an April Fools day joke :P

I don't have Fire or Wasp :/Unfortunately, most of my Tanki friends have different platforms as well. If anyone wants to play Fire-Wasp with my noob acc (Ignis.Draco) I'll try to arrange something!

This is why I leave Skybox on while turning the other graphics off. Great article, keep it up!

Awesome! Loved these tips, maybe I'll see Godmode_ON someday :)

Lovely. Shame there aren't any of these at my rank :/

I survived one question :/

Thanks for the clarification. @ Mr.Hilarious the explanation was somewhat unclear.

Awesome! Hope I get my invite soon, you never know. I hope they add modification levels, it sounds like the only way to get good equipment is to choose ONE combo and stick with it. I don't like that, that defeats the purpose of saving and wise spending decisions.

C-comic sans, NOOOOOOOOOOO... Nice article, it was funny

Hysterical! One question, is this a prank article?

Haha! Nice.

Doing programming for a few years doesn't mean you can singlehandedly fix all of TO's lags, glitches, and anti cheat issues without causing any other problems.

So we need to continue the previous chapter of the story in Issue 39?

Oh well. Maybe next time.

I wish I had your luck. First gold I saw was 5 minutes of full drugs. I didn't get it, too many Dictators. Next gold was a 'hacked' gold, a laggy Titan (who was standing on end) got it. All of the stupid Mammoths trapped me, and I missed both golds. Next gold was a 'hacked' gold as well, I was flipped and missed it. I was really close to one of the spawned golds, but some noob respawned right under it. Next was 60 seconds of immortality, I was flipped again. A jump hacker took it, the same player who stole the previous gold. Next was a troll gold, that jump hacker got it. He only got three kills though. All in all, today was frustrating. At least my premium mission helped me get 6k crystals today.

Oh, really? So you're an ace programmer, eh? All right, how would you program a square moving across a screen? That's basic stuff.

The word in this post that I replaced with a hyphen is a swear word. Misspelled or not. Lol, that does sound fun. There is probably a faster way to cut down a forest though. :lol: I have an idea, make a 'to be remembered' section and add Dragon-Judgement to it. As they say, even wise people make mistakes. Chemistry is such fun, humans have come a long way since alchemy. Well, TBH, Agent is actually joining the discussion, and he's not trolling or spamming.

cussing is the same as swearing. You used what some consider a 'mild' swear word.

Will Smoky M2 last me until , when Paladin unlocks?