What a boss Pass 1

Flipping heck. TL;DR me please. I know I'm active and stuff, but I can't read through 600 posts in a day.

Tomorrow, bright and early in the morning at 6 am, I'll be leaving for about 4-5 days. The reason for this is that I'll need to crash at a friend's house for a bit so that I have access to a proctor for all four of my exams during that time period. Yes, I know exams suck giant hairy balls, but I really can't do much about it, now can I? As a Talon, I grant my own LoA. Alright, take care, love ya all, get me a small loan of a million cry in the meantime, see you all later.

Individually, we are but tiny insignificant posts. But together, we are a great part of the even greater spamland.

You can't be serious man

You eat cats? What a monster - stick to eating bats and frogs.

Mister Bean. Declined. You stated in another clan that you would like to join them, a trait reminiscent of clan hoppers.

Pass 2

Life is sad for these children on the streets. If you donate as little as $5 to the Official Tofu Foundation, you can help provide a bed, warm food, beer, a place to call home, and a lamborghini to these poor children for almost a month. And if you officially adopt these children, you can give one of your own a small loan of a million dollars, and make their life Great Again™. Please, open up your heart and help the children find hope again. Help make change - one neutrino at a time.

You could always hide a couple posts, no harm done BUT OH WAIT

R I P e n e s p t s i

Arbeit macht frei

Верный. Все града коммунизм!

It ended about 20 minutes ago lol

Just a title is perfectly fine by me, we'll see if Gnatsy can add that in. ^_^ Also, we're all clan punching bags in our own way, but you can have that title too hh

Possibly, we might recognize those who have sacrificed IRL money for our cause. I'm unsure about adding extra power to those positions, as that sounds awfully like "pay === get Crested", but again, decision isn't final yet. But personally, I like the idea.

Steal

Can't be bothered to read through 120+ pages of godknowswhatyoupostanymore. Summarize?

Okay, I understand a mother's loving heart, but you don't need to stalk both your sons on the forum.

Only for veterans at the moment. There will be features for the whole community in eventuality, so it's still a good idea to prepare.

Correct. Because Personia's existence isn't useful, and you don't have one at all.

And hopefully "Stay here forum"! Declined.

Pass 1

Except you are the only person who can't put a strikethrough onto my existence.