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WH4T ? H4MST3R ? WH3RE ? WH3N ? H0W ? WH0S 4N H4M5TER ?

Nope, I cant speak normal English.

TH4NK5 M4TE.

Shhhhh

KN0W*. YE4H, I D0. BUT 1T5 N0T 4LL C4P1T4L5 M4TE. TRY R3AD1NG TH3 M4IN P05T. IT'S RE4LLY H3LPFUL.

@Lhamster WH0 ?

N0PE, BUT W3 D0 H4VE @Thekillerpenguins.

TH4NK5 BR0

5UR3, W4NT 50M3 ? FÊĒŁ FR33 T0 4SK.

Any questions regarding me, or our planet, then please feel free to post it below.

Sorry, your timing wasnt right enough.

I bet the main reason for writing those reasons for those winning entries were to prevent future conflict. Our argument was worth it, I guess :P.

H3LL0 E4RTHLING5, L3T M3 1NTRODUCE MYS3LF. I 4M MR.H4MSTER. I 4M FR0M PL4N3T HAMST3RNU5, IN A PL4CE C4LL3D H4M5TERV1LL3. I W4S A WR1TER, WH0 U5ED T0 WR1TE 4RT1CLE5, P03MS 4ND GU1EDS F0R MY5ELF, 4ND MY FR1END5. 4ND L4T3R I DI5COVERED TH1S G4ME, WH1CH M4DE ME 4DD1CT3D T0 1T. I 4M 4LM0ST 459 YE4R5 0LD, WH1CH 1S ALM0ST 24 YE4RS 1N Y0UR PL4N3T. N0W Y0U M1GHT B3 W0ND3R1NG WHY I 4M WR1TING W1TH 4LL CAP5 0N. W3LL I 4M N0T. 1F Y0U L00K CAR3FULLY, Y0U W1LL N0T1CE S0ME NUMB3R5 1N BETW33N. C4NT NOT1CE 1T ? 0H W3LL, Y0U MIGHT N33D 4N EYE CH3CK, 0R M1GHT EVEN N33D A SP3CT4CLE. P00R Y0U. W3LL, AS I W4S SAY1NG, MY PL4NET IS TOT4LL1NG ADV4NC3D TH4N Y0UR5... PR00F ? 1S 1T A R4T ? !S !T A MOU5E ? N0, 1TS A H4MSTER. A T4LKING H4MSTER. G0T MY P01NT ? A T4LK1NG H4MSTER. TH4T5 EN0UGH PR00F FOR NOW. OUR POLITICAL SYSTEM, 0UR T3CHNOL0G1ES, 0UR L1T3R4TURE, 0UR "WH4TEV3R 1T 1S" 4RE 4LL 4ADVANCED TH4N TH0SE 0N E4RTH. 0K4Y 1LL 3XPL4IN 1T ALL 0N3 BY 0NE, BUT 1F I K33P TYP1NG TH1S W4Y F0R 4NY L0NGER, 1 M1GHT G3T A B4N S00N. TH3R3F0R3 1LL US3 OUR 4DVANC3D H4MSTERNU5 TR4N5LATOR T0 CONTINUE. ○●○ TURN1NG 0N TR4N5LAT0R ○●○ Now can you guys understand me ? Thank God you can't. Let it stay that way for now. Well as I was saying, our planet is totally different from yours in many aspects. Behold, the wait is over. Let me explain our planet in a more detailed way. ■ The first thing I'm gonna talk about is our Advanced Political System. Our political system is a bit different from yours. On earth, mostly the leaders are elected, as a group, or a single person becomes the king, mostly hereditarily chosen. But in our planet, all the hamsters here elect a single king, who rules for almost 10 years, without any interference by the people. This system is known to the outer world as Demonarchial Political System ( Democracy + Monarchy - Way too advanced system ). My uncle is the King of our planet right now. You like it ? Thanks ♡. ■ The next thing I would like to discuss is our planet's Advanced Biosystem. Our planet, HAMST3RNU5, is made up of 40% Water and 60.5% Land. Great Huh. Thanks ♡. Our planet's population is about almost 8.3 billion in total, out of which 8.4 billion are. The rest 8.9 billion are other creatures, out of which, @Lhamster was born. Yeah, he is from our planet too. Huge planet ha ? Thanks ♡. ■ Next one in line is our Advanced Climatical and Weather System. We have a total of 5 months in a year over here. And out of that, we have to suffer 4 months of total coldness, and the next 3 months are completely cold. Our usual atmospheric temperature is 400°F. Our climate changes thrice in a year, from cold to colder and then to coldest. Too hot ha ? Awesome climate you say ? Thanks mate ♡. ■ I could like to discuss about our highly Advanced Technologies next. We recently invented something, which was a total game changer. We named it a mobile phone. Some people are too lazy to say mobile, so they prefer calling it a cell phone. Our next wonderful invention was a huge machine that would help us fly through the sky, and we named it a plane. Oops, almost forgot to mention our latest invention, the radio. I know you won't believe it, but it can catch radio signals from the atmosphere, and make sounds, literally. I bet you guys wouldn't even have imagined about such advanced technologies. Amazing right ? Thanks ♡. Well, that's all about my planet, for now. The vote of thanks. ♤ I wouldn't waste your time, by making you read the vote of thanks, so I'll shorten it down a bit. Mainly I would like to thank my buddy, and best friend in times of need, My very own, H4M5TERNU5 TR4N5LATOR. Next, I would really like to thank the reporters for accepting this story like article like introduction. Oh and BTW, Thanks for reading ;). GooD LucK.

Gratz to the winners ;)

From where dod you ctrl + v'ed this ? O_o

Seems as if you really are a professional story writer. Waiting for part 2 :D

As goldy said above, you are mainly referring to technologies like a PC or A mobile phone, instead of the technologies in whole. Nice article though

Done, but sure was hard

Thanks bro

Can anyone tell me what time it will be in India, when the riddle would be posted ? Im expecting a reply from zenith too :P

Ok bye

Well goldy, Ita obvious and true that you have won this argument in the main post itself. But ill keep post useless stuff to keep the topic active ( Sir Casm A.K.A Sarcasm ) and to improve my argument skills. And BTW thanks for posting it in different colours. Now its easy for me to give replies for each part. P.S : I wont be writing those texts in the given colour, instead Ill write the name of the colour used in front of the text. Heres goes : Cyan - Well hello there. It very obvious that Im using an online translator to Translate my language to English, because if I write in my hamsterly language you would understand even a bit, because it is only spoken by hamsters, and it goes something like this : €djfj ¥djfjfjf €¥£ ¥€jdjdjd. I use a hamsterasious traslator :P . I know that you said "referring to......" and thats why I made that long post to prove that I wasnt referring to his case, and instead, it was a scenario somewhat similar to that case. And again- It was not arabiannoble I was referring to; it was "Someone" that I was referring too. It was a scenario, and not a real life issue, and according to the opinion of most of the players here, I truely belive that Semyon, or other judges wouldnt have accepted his entry. Every old players might have talked to Koolwalky atleast once in thier lifetime, but that doesnt show us his real problem. His issue, with semyon, wasnt a much public one, and only his close friends and his helpers knew about that issue. And being a close friend of Semyon doesnt show us the true issue either. He might be a good manager, but every person has thier own down side, including me . Orange - TWG to TCG ? Meh mate, I dont think so; Reason : When the TCG was about to be published, I got an invite from the bullets guy, the real leader of TCG, requesting me to join thier group, as a designer, from my main account. That PM contained a sentence which goes like this - TWG is not TCG. Its completly different. TWG is totally broken, and there wont be any resurrection for it. TCG has been made as a completly new group, with some new members........ Well, I have studied about human nature a lot, and the one thing that humans want the most is a revenge. And im pretty sure that the opposite of what your answer was, has a chance of 90% to happen ( Totally grammatical Error, which Ill try to correct later ). And your fear might be 25% true, but what you fear about ks 99.9% correct. The only proof I can provide you right now to show that your judgments are biased is :- ro wikipedia, search revenge-A part of human nature. Thats enough proof to prove the point of why Lhamster could (not literally) disqualify an excellent entry. Pink - Before I write something about it, here are some questions to make the point a bit more clear. This questions are not compulsory to be answered. 1. Why make the contest in a social media like facebook, when they had User-Friendly google form sites ? 2. If girls can play tanki, then why cant they make a contest for boys ? 3. When some of the members of those clans made alt accounts to vote for thier clan, then why didnt all the members of other clan do the same ? Lets review the first question. Even reporters add link to google forms for the participants to submit thier entries, then why cant the developers do that ? Or why cant the participants directly post it on the forum ? And no, Not all the entries submited publically can be seen by all. The once which was posted earlier than the others, would receive more likes, and it would come on the top. Most of the least liked entries go down to the bottom, or somewhere in the middle. It has a high chance to go unseen by the judges. But if it was through google forms, and directly posted on the forum, then it could have stayed according to the order they posted, and the players likes/dislikes would have an influence in the judgment. Oh and btw, not everyone can create a free FB account. The minimal age requirement to create an account is 13, so then what would the players below 13 years do ? Sit there watching the stars ? And I know many families, Especially Indians, who doesnt allow thier childrens to use FB till they finish thier study. Oh and heres a real life case, which happened to a friend of mine. He entered the contest, with the #Hashtag, making hiz posts public. But even after 5 days he couldnt find it on the hashtag page. And he later founf it on the page, after the results were declared, which makes his entry unseen. P.S : This really happened to a friend of mine, and its not just a scenario. Well heres a small theory of mine, which might actually be true. - Tanki developers decided that they could hold the contest on a popular social media, so that the game would recive more visitors, especially when they click on the #Hashtag. So this proofs that they conducted the contest for thier own good (advertising ), and as an excuse, decided to give rewards to the players, so no one will doubt them, which makes the developers EV1L ♤ and Biased. I never said tanki is a communist state, and that it needs to give crystals for free. Requirements are necessary, but why take the long way, when there is a short and safe way home ? And finllaly about the clan vote thingy : Creating an alt, going to the forum and voting for thier clan. Now thats a job well done IMO, because theh worked hard in creating alts, and thier hardwork paid off. Good Job Guys :P ♢ :P . Green - It wasnt much of a serious matter though lol. And wha5 did you mean by "I understand where you're coming from" ? Yellow - GooD LucK Mate ;). Purple - There were no text with purple colour. Sorry for wasting yo time.

Heres my Entry ( Its kind of a joke, without any humour k -_- ) : Yo Mammoth is so fat that when it took a selfie, instagtam crashed. :D ;)

LoL Now people has to scroll till eternity to go to the top, especially if they are using a mobile. My largested post ever, in all of my tanki years lol .