A Golden Catch By @Achilleus The Siren sounded. The battle paused, but for only a moment. The chat was brimming with the phrase we all are aware of: "No Kill". The map looked like an anthill, tanks scrambling everywhere. I, equipped with a common combo of Dictator-Twins, raced to where everyone awaited the gold. Shoving and pushing my way through, a faint shadow of a box appeared on the ground before me. It had begun. Twins blazing, I forced my way to the drop zone, only to find an Atlas sitting on top of the crystal painted on the ground. I wasn't going to make it. Or so I had thought. The Atlas had already used his Repair Kit once, and was losing health fast. A shot from a Thunder finished him off. His corpse covered the Gold. Everyone was desperately pushing the destroyed tank. I saw my chance. I lagged onto a Viking-Firebird in front of me, rushing towards the fading corpse. It disappeared. My heart beating, I pressed '4' on my keyboard and zoomed toward the gold. Tanks exploded to the right of me, I drove my Dictator towards where the gold had landed... Achilleus has taken the Gold Box. A surge of excitement pulsed through my body. I had won. P.S. If clarification is needed, this was in August. P.P.S. 208 words not including the title.

Why is the Double Armor drop zone blue???

Nope. T?

This quiz was the hardest...

Really? Why don't you fix the DM Tournament problem before you launch this. Its gonna cause major lag issues.

So, my alt is Sergeant Major with 27000 crystals. I am saving for Gunslinger. Should I save for it or buy a cheaper kit now?

Well, I'm not surprised.

Ik there should be some instructions at least. We basically just start from zero and then what?

This is so hard. I'd be surprised if no one got the answer correct.

Oh...

Summer started a month ago, yet you pause it now... ????????????

Is it a word? Or is it a random jumble of letters?

To answer your question, yes, I am willing to pay 750k to look like a pizza. thxbyehaveagudonenicearticlebtwgtgcya!

XD I think he paid Lhamster and NS.

Nice article. As usually hate reading them but this was pretty good. P.S Love the picture of GoldSock flipped over (no hard feelings GoldBlock ;) )

Yeah I was gonna add them too (and some renovating)but I can't either. Hopefully they fix it soon.

How come I can't edit my clan page?

The things Tanki makes you do...

Some random parkour on my main.

No offense, but that is the stupidest thing that has happened since selfies.

At the beginning of the 100th Vlog...

YAAAASSSSS SOMEONE WORTHY TO TAKE LHAMSTER"S PLACE!!!! THANK THE LORD IT WASNT GOLDROCK SOMEONE ELSE :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: Congratulations btw :)

Hmmm... these paints are probably for Gissimos and very high ranks so not that excited.

NOOOOOO!!!!! NOW WE'LL BE STUCK WITH GOLDROCK!!!! DONT LEAVE US HAMSTER!!!

Umm... is tanki lagging for anyone else? Like, every battle I join is lagging really badly... And its not my computer cos its on full percent, and no one else is using the wifi.