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Unlucky :mellow: Well, I guess we still have the 50% SMP. For me - to help me complete my "earn 99999 experience in battles" a little faster And for you... to well.. get closer to Generalissimo.
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Dayum... you have an extremely pro garage. And all XT's :o how?!?!
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There's a solution for everything - including your Skype problem sir. Congrats. Welcome to the M3 stage :D
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Well, a well known Forum Moderator who goes under the name of "Mafi0so" (or something like that) told us on a thread a day before premium accounts were released that "today will be the last day that you will be able to purchase the 100% SMP" But yeah, it would have been nice and better if someone like Hazel or Semyon had have told a lot more sooner, but hey, what can you do? :mellow:
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- Haha thanks :P - Ricochet without a shadow of a doubt. Don't get me wrong, Twins is also a good combo with Viking, but Ricochet is just that much better, and I'm sure MOST people would agree with me. Twins is more deadlier when mounted on fat - caveman like Hulls like Titan and Mammoth. Mount a Twins M3 on a Titan M3 or a Mammoth M3 in small places like - Island CP and Arena CP, and you'll sure be the most dominant person in that battle :)
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Thank you :) It should take you like 6 months maximum to rank up to Generalissimo if you too use the 50% SMP constantly. And you have like 34K to rank to Colonel anyway. (yes, I just took a quick peak at your profile too :P)
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Hmm... Well, you have like 58K experience remaining before you rank up to Marshal. (I just checked your profile on ratings and stuff) If you constantly use the 50% SMP all the way to your road to Generalissimo, you should reach there by new year (or the end of January 2016) at least.
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Get it right man -.-
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No... it's going to be called "Tanki X"... :mellow: Erm... I wouldn't advise you to do that ._. :mellow:
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Hey guys. So today, I have created a second story. But this time, this story is not in anyway a murder-mystery one like the last one was. No, you see, this one is completely different. This one I made for fun. It's all about the 100% SMP. For the full story (if you want to read it) please click onto the link below, it will lead to my second story and please read it all. Thank you! (link leading to my topic is below in the spoiler)
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Ok, that bit had me almost falling out of my chair in laughter :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Erm... that's strange. I bought the 50% SMP on my alt (because I obviously wanted to rank up faster, but not too fast) and the option to buy the 100% one WAS still there until those Tanki Devs brutally murdered and slaugtered it :angry: :angry: But the 100% SMP is STILL in my garage, but it won't be for long because it sadly expires on November 8th ._.
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Once Tanki X comes out, (unity Tanki) you might as well say goodbye to this version of Tanki ._. Yep. Sad face indeed :( 30% SMP (in my opinion) wasn't that helpful to be very honest. Yep... RIP indeed. RIP indeed ._. +
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Meh, why not? :P
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Oh, hey there. How you doing? You do realize that when it eventually expires, it won't ever appear in your garage again? That means you won't ever be able to buy it again? No? You didn't know this? Well now you do. Have a nice day sir/madam ;)
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R.I.P Score Multiplier Pass
TheGoldenTanker replied to TheGoldenTanker in R.I.P Score Multiplier Pass Archive
On the twentieth of October 2015, I was on my alt account in the garage before I logged off for the night. The 100% SMP was just sat there looking straight back at me, and I was thinking to myself: "Oh boy, one day my friend, you are really going to help me rank super fast and help me complete my "earn (bla bla bla) in the map Polygon" much faster. The next day when I woke up, I do my daily routine for the morning. - Which is hit my alarm clock harder than I whack a mole (to turn it off), I rub my eyes, get dressed, have breakfast, brush my teeth, then I settled down onto my nice, relaxing comfortable arm chair. I looked at the clock. It was just turned 7AM. "Thirty minutes before I have to set off to College" I thought to myself. So, I had thirty minutes free spare time. I whipped out my laptop, fired it up as quickly as possible, put my password into the logging area then quickly clicked on the browser that I find works best for Tanki. Before I logged onto the actual game to see what glorius, wonderful missions Tanki would greet me with today, I decided to quickly log onto the Forum to check out my notifcations and PM's. After I did that, I quickly scanned the "News and Announcements" area. I noticed that a new thread had been created, started by our awesome EN Community Manager, Semyon Kirov. The title said "Premium Accounts are in the game!" I thought to myself: "Ah. The update that 80% of the community have been dreading is in the game" I began to get curious, curious to see what people were saying about this new update. So I clicked onto the link, read what every word what Semyon typed - from top to bottom, then after that, I began to read the comments. At that time, there was only like five-six pages, so reading them all wouldn't take very long at all. I got to page three, and I began to see the most oddest of post. Things like: "RIP 100% SMP" "Where has the 100% SMP gone?" "Why is the 100% SMP not in my garage?" "Nuuuuuu I wanted to buy a 100% SMP :(" I began to frown. I began to get confused. I began to worry slightly. "This is outrageous" I thought to myself. I began thinking to myself: "No, surely the 100% SMP hasn't gone. Surely the 100% SMP is still in our garages. Surely these people are up to their usual tricks and trolling us" But they weren't... I looked at the clock once again, it was 7:12 AM. "Eighteen minutes before I have to set off to hell College. Plenty of time to check what missions I get greeted with today" I thought to myself While my heart was beating fast with panic, and breathing like I never breathed before, as fast as lightening, I typed in my nickname and password in their rightful boxes, (on my alt account) and I got the most useless missions ever. "collect 3 repair kits" "earn 300 experience in the map Tribute" "destroy 25 enemies" and they were all drug rewards. So I just quickly closed the missions, they didn't interest me at all and I would get to them later tonight and change them once I got back home from a hard and long day from College. I went into my garage, it loaded in seconds just like it usually does. I saw that a kit had returned! "welcome back Minotaur Kit" I thought to myself. I sadly didn't have enough crystals to buy it though. I scrolled along about two inches, then I came to an abrupt halt. What was there 8 hours earlier wasn't there 8 hours later. Surely my eyes were playing tricks on me, right? I blinked. Then I blinked again. But no, my eyes weren't playing tricks on me at all. Just like Moonsilence, just like Canyon, just like Deck-9 and just like Crystal Boxes... The 100% SMP had been kidnapped and brutally murded overnight while I was sleeping...... "Goodbye old friend. You were the most helpful thing ever imaginable. Whether if a Tanker wanted to rank up to Generalissimo as fast as possible, or whether a Generalissimo wanted to complete his earn 99999 experience in battles mission as fast as possible, you were always there to help - any day of the week. Heck, you were the reason how I got to my rank so fast! You helped out 100's upon 100's of Tankers each and every day. You didn't deserve what happened to you, and you will be sadly missed." RIP 100% SMP. From late 2014 - late 2015 :( This... this is my reaction to this aweful and out of the blue death :( I cri everytime :( :( :(- 171 replies
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Try not to get banned again, ok? But seriously... stop. You're going to end up being banned forever one of these days if you're not careful.
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My first test drive since the update got released :D And not a bad discount tbh, but sadly I don't have enough crystals ._.
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