I get hit by the chair. Ouch. a) I destroy all black holes in universe (take THAT trooll) and B) I shoot PUM in the head with a desert eagle as many times as trooll says "Black Hole"

But I jump into the black hole because why not I'm gonna die anyway and LO AND BEHOLD!! They are actually wormholes built by a civilization that lives in another galaxy. I teleport there, and am welcomed by aliens. Meanwhile, Alien pirates come and loot the earth, and kill everybody they find, including PUM.

But I am titan and have more push power, so I push YOU back into the black hole

LETS DO THIS!! aLPJawoiId

I am a mammoth, so you can't actually lift you up. Meanwhile, PUM jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge to commit suicide

I take the feather out of your hand, and tickle YOU to death

I am the main character thus I survive I think? PUM steps on a land mine

What time zone do u live trooll? Idk what inception is so I live. PUM is eaten by a Rancor. if udk what rancor is google it

MOP Is Masters Of Parkour. Never seen inception so I'm just waiting for someone else to answer :D

You can I think, but It probably wont b impressive enough to get in finals. Also, I would like to be in MOP 2k17, but I am really low rank so Idk if any1 wants me on their team...

Since I really can't figure out how I die, I survive. PUM Is so anxious for MOP to start he has a heart attack

When will you add Steps?

But I grap onto you as you teleport away thus saving myself. I get so mad at PUM (who is for example reasons trooll) I shoot him in the face with my Desert Eagle.

before I could get out the door of my house people saw me and they thought I was King Tut. They didn't want a repeat of "Mummy" (Not that I've seen it) Ans so they rapped me up like a mummy and put me in a pyramid. Next evening I turned into a bat and escaped. PUM His hit by a silver bullet, and he is a werewolf.

I'm bugs bunny. I just say ehhh... whatsup doc? then burrow away. PUM gets impaled on a spear in real life not dream not game and he actually is impaled.

lol I am wearing a hazmat suit. PUM Has psychological problems and is 100% convinced he is a fish, and wants to breathe in water. :D:D

I get off the rollercoaster... PUM set himself on fire in the shower but forgot to turn on the water. NOT A DREAM

I know the general concept, but the actual real life concept is absolutely nothing like the tanki version.

RAILGUN??? I haven't see any videos of tanks shooting a beam of blue energy through absolutely EVERYTHING... XD

I leave the battle... PUM is trapped in tanki in real life, with no tank to help him in Farm DM. Not a dream, I repeat, NOT A DREAM!!!

I thought this was supposed to be a frikking parkour group...

I break through the wall with my head of STEEL! PUM has gotten GODMODE_ON angry at him and godmode blocked him so he CANNOT leave the battle or close the Tab, Window, or computer.

I have sunglasses on that are for looking at the sun. I am blind if not looking directly at the sun. PUM is Saruman when he dies PS if you dont know what happens look up LOTR Saruman dies

BC I would love to join if there is room/ if the time is good for me

So who is part of the Lift-Off team?