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    Creativity: Tanki Memes!

    All of these are made by me. I hope you enjoyed them. :P
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    The Lone Defender

    Thanks, I'm still experimenting with writing so this feedback really helps :D .
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    International Contests

    Tanki conqed out on me
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    [MoF] Machines of Flight

    Perfect!
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    The Lone Defender

    The Lone Defender (Part 2 of A Normal day on the Red Team) After the caliber had come through the window, DelatorX and the other Chat Mods called the Battle Mods of the red team to come examine it. They spent some time examining and talking about it and finally seemed to come to a conclusion. The leader Prodistruction494 stood up and said “The Blue team seems to have decided to cross our lines and wage war on us, what they want from us (other than the usual destruction) I’m not sure of.” One of the other mods added “It is best if we upgrade our garages and get ready for war!” After that, a public announcement was made on the global chat for all the reds to have a good rest and keep on alert. In bed that night, Delator couldn’t sleep. He had a nagging feeling that something wasn’t right. He got out of bed and trudged downstairs to make a cup of warm tea. As he sipped the warm beverage, he thought about what could the blue team possibly want from them. Crystals? Tanks? Then an idea came to his head, he could find out… Maybe there was a way to hack into the blue teams chat and gather info about the war! He pulled out his Striker Laptop S-8 and placed on his table. He opened it up but then had a sudden thought of fear. If the battle mods caught hold of this, they could take his tank away… forever. But if he was successful, he could find useful info and give the red team an advantage, maybe even save them. He decided to take a shot at it. After logging in, he went to the global chat and typed in some complex code that he had learned. By doing this he was able to morph his identity with a new name and was able to access the blue chat. He took a deep breath, and pressed the ‘Important Matters’ tab. After he opened it, he found some very interesting posts: BlueBoss1: Those red teamers have pushed us around much to long! We will send them a message of war, they will pause when they receive and plan to take action. But what they won’t realize or expect is that we will be coming in on the same night they received it. We will travel over the Highlands and Valley and attack them sneakily in the night. HamsterFieldMarshal: haha we’ll rekt red Jrkams: yeah they will never know wat hit them Terrigo3894: i’m already going over the highlands, those noobs will fall before us There were many more rivals posts but Delator already had the info he needed. He realized that he needed to get this info to the battle mods as fast as he could! They could communicate to everyone one on the red side about it. Since many of them were asleep at this time, he decided the fastest way there would be to drive to the main battle mod buildings. He quickly ran to his garage and got out his Hornet, this time equipping Railgun M2 so he could snipe any blues he saw. He rushed out of his garage and quickly turned his GPS on to his destination. The fastest route was through Sandbox, Silence, Bridges and then finally on the High Ranked Highway. He knew that technically, since he was only a Major, he wasn’t allowed on that particular highway. But he figured since it was an emergency he could go through. During his trip going through Sandbox he saw a golden gleam and just missed getting hit by a Rail shot. “Oh crap” he thought and and looked and saw his enemy. “1 v 1 me bro” said the blue player, VeryProXP who was smiling cruelly. His M3 Hornet/Rail combo gleaned evilly under the sun. Delator had no choice but to say yes. “First to destroy the other wins” XP said and then yelled “GO!” Delator charged up his beam and barely missed XP. He saw XP’s golden beam heating up and Delator had to quickly hide behind the shed. The beam smashed through the house, barely missing Delator. Luckily, XP didn’t realize he had missed his shot through the smoke and rubble from the now broken shed. He also and didn’t see Delator charging up his shot. Delator’s purple beam smashed into XP knocking his tank off to the side. “YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS!!!” XP screeched as he turned and fired another shot. Delator wasn’t so lucky this time, the beam cut cleanly through his tank and he knew one more shot at him could mean his loss of the duel and him re-spawning at his house. Delator then decided to try something he had never tried before, he did a 180 turn while shooting and shot right at XP’s Rail. A hit! was quiet for about a second, then XP’s tank suddenly blew up! After quickly driving out of there he went through Silence. The trip through was rather, well silent. Delator did notice some blues coming from Valley. He quietly made his way to Bridges to not draw attention. When he made it to Bridges, he hoped that it would be as quick as it had been going through Silence. But while stealthy traveling through, he suddenly heard voices in the distance. He quietly hid behind a pillar and saw 2 blues, both with Firebird M3 and one with Wasp M2 and the other with a Hornet M3. He was too far away from them to see their names but he was able to eavesdrop on them. Wasp: “So, when are we to strike?” Hornet: “I’m not entirely sure, we should check with Commander VeryProXP” “Uh oh…” thought Delator. Hornet: “Commander XP, are you there? Commander sir?” Wasp: “Something must be wrong, we were able to have contact less than 30 minutes ago” Hornet: “Do you think that the Commander could have been… Attacked?” Suddenly Delator's tank accidentally snapped a stick. Both the Wasp and Hornet said at the same time “What was that…” They turned their Firebirds towards the sound and slowly crept forward. When they got to the pillar, they found… Nothing, except a broken stick. “Someone was here” Wasp whispered. Hornet looked up and yelled “We know you’re around here, we’ll come and get you.” Delator had hid behind the building on the red base. He had to think of a plan fast. He realized that he had the advantage at the moment. They didn’t know where he was but he knew where they were, also he was a long range gun and theirs were short ranged. But then again, they were both faster than him. Taking all of this into consideration, he started attacking. Delator charged up his rail beam, and hit the Wasp. The Wasp almost flipped over, but then the Hornet saved him. “That came from somewhere over there” Hornet said to Wasp. They sped along at Delator, but before they could get there, Delator shot and hit Hornet. They were close enough to Delator’s hiding spot now that he could see their names. FirebirdOblivion1 and FirebirdOblivion2. Unfortunately, they were also close enough that they could start roasting Delator. Firebird1, who was the wasp, started shooting his flames at Delator, and Delator’s Hornet’s temperature started escalating. He managed to start running away and shot Firebird2, but his Hornet M3 was able to protect against the blow and they continued chasing him. They split up and rushed at him on either side. Delator went on the main bridge and tried to shoot one of them. He missed and they charged up the ramp onto the bridge. But instead of hitting Delator, Firebird1 and Firebird2 both hit each other in midair and… flipped over. “Haha!” Delator laughed at the two flustered, cursing Firebirds. They both self-destructed and Delator quickly continued on to the High Rank Highway. He was surprised at how fast the highway was when no one was on it. He sped along and saw the Battle Mod buildings coming into view. He also noticed more blues coming in. After a few minutes, he was off the Highway and quickly, but quietly drove along the road to the buildings. He parked in an alley and ran out. He got to the door and realized it needed key-card access. “Maybe my chat mod card will work…” he thought. He tried swiping it and a green light flashed. Just as he was about to step in he saw someone standing beside him. He was holding a handheld Hammer M3, pointed directly at Delator...
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    A Normal Day on the Red Team

    Thanks for editing it!
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    A Normal Day on the Red Team

    A Normal Day on the Red Team (Version 2) DelatorX jumped out of his bed, he felt refreshed after his long rest after his battle filled night. He went to the washroom to get ready for work. After brushing his teeth using his Isida powered toothbrush, he proudly placed his Major badge on his suit and went down to the kitchen to make some coffee. Upon looking at his Firebird Microwave clock, he suddenly realized he had overslept for work! He quickly ran to his garage and got his Hornet M2 ready. “What turret should I use with it” he wondered. He decided to use his Firebird M2, in case he had an encounter with the ‘other side’ (aka the blue team). After quickly driving out of his garage he nearly smashed into his neighbor's house with his Hornet sliding around. He barely missed, and instead he bumped his neighbor's M3 Hunter-Thunder combo. The car alarm sounded and Delator quickly rushed away, not wanting to look like a mult. “Especially not with a Marshal…” he thought as he drove along the road. The day seemed normal enough. Children were dueling in the Sandbox, the library on Silence was quiet and peaceful (except for the parkour clubs). Unfortunately for Delator, as he started driving through the middle rank highway, another unfortunate problem occurred. Traffic. Since Delator's Firebird’s radio wires had been fried (again), he asked the Wasp-Smoky named xXGetRektMultsXx beside him what the hold up was. xXGetRektMultsXx poked his head out of the window and replied “I heard that some Mammoth shaft workers were fixin’ up some stuff on the highway. The trip through this lot is gonna take some time.” Delator thanked him and reminded himself to send him a friend request later. While he waited, he looked enviously over at the high ranker's highway. Their sporty M3s and XTs glistening in the sun. Even things on the low rank highway looked faster than this. He sighed and slumped back in his seat. After about an hour, he finally made it to his work. As Delator looked upon the chat mod building, a smile came upon his face. That smile left his face however, when he saw his boss, BigBenny123 rushing towards him with an angry look on his face. “What did I tell you about getting here on time!?” He yelled at Delator while waving his hands in the air. “Don’t make me cut your salary! There are many people violating the global chat out there who need YOU!” poking Delator in the stomach. “Yes sir… I will get straight to work sir,” Delator replied glumly. “Good!” Benny replied. “I expect you to stay here longer today to make out your lost time.” Delator was unhappy now. “But… The Esport finals are on today…” Benny looked back at him and said sternly “Get to work.” Delator slumped over to his seat and logged in the global chat. The day on the chat was quite normal, he banned about 26 people for flooding, 4 people for provocation and even banned a scammer for trying to share a malicious site with viruses. Later near the end of the day Delator was checking his crystal fund which had successfully moved up to 104 389 crystals after last nights exploits, when he suddenly heard a crash! He looked over to see a unexploded magnum calibre with a note attached to it. It had “WAR IS COMING” written on it along with a blue tank on it, which was the blue teams insignia...
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    A Normal Day on the Red Team

    A Normal Day on the Red Team (Version 2) DelatorX jumped out of his bed, he felt refreshed after his long rest after his battle filled night. He went to the washroom to get ready for work. After brushing his teeth using his Isida powered toothbrush, he proudly placed his Major badge on his suit and went down to the kitchen to make some coffee. Upon looking at his Firebird Microwave clock, he suddenly realized he had overslept for work! He quickly ran to his garage and got his Hornet M2 ready. “What turret should I use with it” he wondered. He decided to use his Firebird M2, in case he had an encounter with the ‘other side’ (aka the blue team). After quickly driving out of his garage he nearly smashed into his neighbor's house with his Hornet sliding around. He barely missed, and instead he bumped his neighbor's M3 Hunter-Thunder combo. The car alarm sounded and Delator quickly rushed away, not wanting to look like a mult. “Especially not with a Marshal…” he thought as he drove along the road. The day seemed normal enough. Children were dueling in the Sandbox, the library on Silence was quiet and peaceful (except for the parkour clubs). Unfortunately for Delator, as he started driving through the middle rank highway, another unfortunate problem occurred. Traffic. Since Delator's Firebird’s radio wires had been fried (again), he asked the Wasp-Smoky named xXGetRektMultsXx beside him what the hold up was. xXGetRektMultsXx poked his head out of the window and replied “I heard that some Mammoth shaft workers were fixin’ up some stuff on the highway. The trip through this lot is gonna take some time.” Delator thanked him and reminded himself to send him a friend request later. While he waited, he looked enviously over at the high ranker's highway. Their sporty M3s and XTs glistening in the sun. Even things on the low rank highway looked faster than this. He sighed and slumped back in his seat. After about an hour, he finally made it to his work. As Delator looked upon the chat mod building, a smile came upon his face. That smile left his face however, when he saw his boss, BigBenny123 rushing towards him with an angry look on his face. “What did I tell you about getting here on time!?” He yelled at Delator while waving his hands in the air. “Don’t make me cut your salary! There are many people violating the global chat out there who need YOU!” poking Delator in the stomach. “Yes sir… I will get straight to work sir,” Delator replied glumly. “Good!” Benny replied. “I expect you to stay here longer today to make out your lost time.” Delator was unhappy now. “But… The Esport finals are on today…” Benny looked back at him and said sternly “Get to work.” Delator slumped over to his seat and logged in the global chat. The day on the chat was quite normal, he banned about 26 people for flooding, 4 people for provocation and even banned a scammer for trying to share a malicious site with viruses. Later near the end of the day Delator was checking his crystal fund which had successfully moved up to 104 389 crystals after last nights exploits, when he suddenly heard a crash! He looked over to see a unexploded magnum calibre with a note attached to it. It had “WAR IS COMING” written on it along with a blue tank on it, which was the blue teams insignia...
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    Your "Dream Kits" Ideas

    Fireball: Why is there only one fire m3 kit... This would be a good addition. M3 Firebird M3 Hornet Red Urban paint Protection: Fire, Rico and Freeze
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    fero123 hacking, Video is here

    Hello ! Player fero123 has been banned for a MONTH. Reason: Attempt of hacking. Reported to Tech Support for BLOCK
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    Hacker Railz

    Hello ! Unfortunately, your proof is not sufficient to take action.
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    [MoF] Machines of Flight

    I might be able to do it... I'm not entirely sure though.
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    [MoF] Machines of Flight

    Thx bro, good luck to you too! :D
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    [MoF] Machines of Flight

    I think you're in a different FIRST competition... We are going to Ryerson Collage and North Bay...
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    [MoF] Machines of Flight

    Nem, Are you in FIRST Robotics? I've been doing that these past few months. That's why I've been so busy... And yes we should try parkour survival :D .
  16. These are some of my much more drastic alteration ideas. ;) X Shots, Smoky M3: The standard HEAT shots are replaced with a much rarer, much deadlier type of caliber. These shots instantly destroy an enemy tank! + 3% X critical chance (Red X appears instead of the amount of damage it dealt) - 75% critical chance Rico-Rail, Railgun M1: Our scientists have managed to create a version of Railgun shots that bounce off objects! Just don't hit yourself... + Rico effect (1 time off of a wall) + Chance of self damage + After enemy is hit once, cannot be hit again until next shot. Focused Fire, Vulcan M2: Vulcan's gyroscope has been enhanced to include auto enemy tracking! Unfortunately this uses more power, causing heat-ups to flare. + Auto-Tracks enemies (If an enemy is moving away from your fire, Vulcan will turn it's turret to face the enemy itself) - 20% Reload + 25% Max burn Napalm Bullets, Hammer M2: Hammer's tungsten bullets are replaced with napalm bullets, This causes less regular damage. But if all your pellets hit the enemy, the enemy will receive a whooping. + 0.1 Burn per pellet (90 if all of them hit, max burn 190) - 30% Damage per pellet + 15% Vertical spread + 15% Horizontal spread These are just a few of my ideas for now, I'll add more later ^_^. And yes, I know these are pretty wild. But this is a place for ideas so I thought why not... Also thanks to the people below for feedback.
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    War Herald, Issue #2

    So, with K.D as the way to win doesn't that mean that shafts will have a better advantage?
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    Gamer's Club

    I guess games like Tanki are fine, but I was aiming more to games that people had actually created themselves with a programming language or used a gaming engine. Still will check this out :D .
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    Gamer's Club

    Have you programmed any Fan-Made Tanki games? (Such as on Scratch or Python). If you have, put 'em on here. :D My Scratch Tanki fan game: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/156345848/ I can't wait to see what you come up with! :) Please note that the Fan-Made games must not cause copyright issues with Tanki or anything like that, they must not be hacks off of Tanki. Only put games you made/programmed that are fan-based off of Tanki.
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    The Wizard and the Fireball

    The Wizard and the Fireball One day, a bored wizard threw a fireball. It sailed high into the sky and then came hurtling back down, it landed smack dab in the Arctic Tundra Region. Exploding into an inferno, flames sailed high and low, killing people and burning down houses. The king of the ATR was furious, he and his Ice Warriors declared war on the world, and set out to conquer… The Wizards of the Middle West were having a gathering at The Palace that day, Grandoff the Good was leading the conversation with something about elixir shortages. Everyone was just about asleep when a boom was heard nearby. Grandoff jumped up along with the other wizards, suddenly a guard ran in and yelled “WE’RE UNDER ATTACK!” Grandoff yelled to his comrades “Come on, come on! You heard him!” They ran to the entrance and Grandoff peeked through a crack in the door. When he saw the Ice Warriors shooting ice shards at his Palace his face turned bright red. He kicked down his door, conjured up a electrobolt, and shot at the canon. It exploded with a zapping sound and several Ice Warriors fell down stunned or dead. Then, a fat faced king on a giant Arctobear came trundling through. His face was turning purple as he yelled out in rage “SEIZE THEM!”. Grandoff’s electrobolt had been so shocking to the Ice Warriors that they just blinked at the king and ran off. “COME BACK YOU COWARDS!!!” the king screamed. Grandoff looked at the king in dismay, “First, tell me why you came and trashed my annual Wizards Gathering, and why I shouldn’t kill you like these men here” he gestured at the electrified Ice Warriors, some still sparking. The Arctobear took a step back as the king said “A wizard threw a fireball at MY kingdom and it killed some of my people, should I not avenge my people?” Grandoff said “I see now… But let me tell you, none of us are skilled enough to conjure a fireball of that size and strength, the only Wizards I know who could do that would be the ones in the Arkan Desert, those sneaky Time Wizards come up with new tricks everyday.” The king gave a thoughtful look for a second and then said “Alright then! To Arkan Desert it is!” He and his Arctobear set off again. Once they had left, Grandoff and his friends removed the dead bodies and went back into the Palace to continue their discussion. Meanwhile, in the Arkan Desert Khanganitan the Lord of the Time Wizards was creating a sandstorm in the Arkanian South. He chuckled to himself as the sand started whipping up, blowing people and houses away. He yelled to his assistant. “Bring me my lunch! I have a meeting with the Sand Lords in an hour.” “Yessir!” his assistant said. She ran off to prepare some food for her boss. She was frying up some ham when she suddenly felt colder. “That doesn’t make any sense” she thought to herself. “We’re in the middle of a desert…” She looked out the window and saw a huge bear with a angry looking king on top. She screamed and ran to Khanganitan. “Sir, there is a big… Bear thing with a king on it out there.” Khanganitan laughed to himself once more. “I’ll just use some time magic on him to send him back to the form of a baby.” And that's what he did. The ATR king finally saw the Sand Palace, he was about to shout “CHARGE” when suddenly he felt younger, His body grew lean and fit. He looked at himself shocked and his new manly voice said “What… Just happened.” His Arctobear also became younger and smaller, the king suddenly noticed he was shrinking. The army rushed to his side and tried to help him, but he kept getting younger and younger until, both he and the Arctobear were babies. Suddenly Khanganitan strolled out of his sand palace. “And to what do I owe this pleasure?” He said with a sneaky smile. One of the Ice Warriors shouted “What have you done with him! Thank you so much!” The Ice Warriors suddenly cheered, and Khanganitan looked puzzled. “No more annoying king to bark us orders!” cheered one Ice Warrior. “Now we can go home in peace and have a government!” Khanganitan replied “Umm… Glad to be of service, if you need any diplomatic help. The Time Wizards will be glad to help.” He bowed and returned to his palace. The Ice Warriors gave the king to a random lady they found on the way home. They then started a government and lived happily ever after. No one ever found out who the Wizard who shot the fireball was... No one really cared.
  21. Dude... Just wow... This is actually quite amusing lol. Good job.
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    Your "Dream Kits" Ideas

    Fireball: Lieutenant-General - Commander Firebird M3 Hornet M3 Paint: Inferno Protection: Firebird/Twins/Freeze We really need a Fire/Hornet kit, This combo is great in my opinion and is sadly underrated because there are no kits for it.
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