Speaking of humor, why is Illuminati a joke at all? Honestly speaking, the idea of a conspiracy controlling the world is a very serious topic (also a wonderful idea for a story, because I love conspiracies) and it shouldn't really be used for silly "comedic" effects. Not saying it's anything true, but it can be a very interesting topic for a story. Some of the other notable forum jokes, like chicken, Ostrica's identity and nature, etc etc, can be turned into very serious articles too. You do realize the newspaper has a considerably wider reach than the AWS? And that I've already gotten into two issues? :p You know, by that logic (that park's an alt of yours), I can claim the same because I won CtS Issue 63, and Mag did too, but surely I can't be penny or daniel right? Sounds very suspicious if you ask me :ph34r: Speaking, I'm surprised hasn't already paid a visit here. :p

I see... :p

I actually understand that, and yes execution is a bit too much, considering it taboo on the other hand... Oh, and I could defend my point, but I won't because it may not be suitable for forum. Musa has been sentenced to death for the unforgivable crime of daring to advise the government to make it mandatory to break the law. :lol:

No no no no. No. No. No. That can't be. That can't be. Their styles don't come close to each other. i wonder if i agree or disagree with the rest Shh, we don't use such words here :ph34r:

Hard to choose. Very hard. Actually let me see. I could write an AWS article on this. For now, though - and this doesn't fall into Peace law: 1. Men and women cannot freely meet, talk, work together, mix, even see each other. Falling into love is forbidden. Befriending people of the other gender is forbidden. And anyone found guilty will have his or her head roll. Bit of a vague topic, to be honest. Hard to explain. :/ oh, and key word is freely.

You don't seem to have noticed the little teleport device I smuggled in, eh? PUM is lost, alone, in a very cold mountain range, in winter, and has no survival equipment, no food, nothing. And nobody is going to come to help you. No dreams. Oh, and you're already starving.

I really hope you either meant 9000, or an alt. M1 probably has that little.

You can't call a turret easy to use if you've never tried it. :p

He said some pages back that it's considered balanced. Although... what do you personally think about Magnum, Nives?

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Patch Update #519

Player above me has been banned for the time he takes to realize that there have been far more posters in this topic than I can ever "ban".

Both players above me have been banned for a week. Reason: not noticing I swapped the username and rules links in my previous post here.

Player P.4.R.K.O.U.R has been banned for 5 minutes. Reason: having a nickname that breaks point 1.9 of the game rules by encouraging parkour, an activity dangerous to tank and tank driver safety. Rules.

Nice to know I helped someone! ^_^ Don't even mention the one shot any time shaft. I love it, and even I'm scared of what'll happen. Magnum's, probably. Makes sense, after all the devs haven't yet made alts for Striker or Magnum.

Illuminati what?

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I hope you (and everyone else, for that matter) survive unscathed, and the hurricane doesn't cause much damage either. Also, no worries, who cares about stories when there's lives on the line anyways ;)

Player above me has been banned for an hour. Reason: time travelling doesn't exist, clever boy.

Nobody looks at the sky, of course, but in the battle it's not that hard to catch a glimpse of the shell, or hear it. And as for defenders, if they're not fighting attackers they're supposed to keep a look out for other enemies. Which includes the Magnum shell. Okay, I think I'm not very good at figuring what people mean. But still, I stand by my point. I think people just haven't learnt to adapt. The shell may be able to bypass cover, but it's possible to escape it. Or hide in another cover. As for not exposing themselves to danger... I wonder if it'd be wise for one or two players on the team to exclusively come close and kill the enemy Magnum? Of course, mines exist. And Magnum is surprisingly good at close range combat. It shouldn't be.

If you ever need to buy a drone, you'll have a huge stock of batteries that won't dry up so soon, even with the rate at which the drones eat them up. Well... I can get the SB point. The containers and missions do give more than we can use. Maybe too much... but I'd rather have too much than too little. Also, I'll reply to discuss magnum tomorrow. Not easy to write so much from phone...

Speed Boosts are actually a pretty good reward, people underestimate them. 50 batteries are very helpful, whether you have a drone or not. And football paint... well what can we say, better than nothing

I'm not a particularly avid Magnum user - it's haarrrd to master - but I can say that people just haven't learnt to adapt to it. The trail and sound of the shell are telltale signs that a Magnum shell is coming. And its not even as powerful as people say anyways. It's not the instant kill machine people make it out to be. Shaft is better for that. Except in maps with bases on different heights, like Noise... One thing though - I've seen that it's pretty powerful at close range, almost more powerful than at long range behind cover. There should be something besides self damage to reduce its potency at close range. Maybe reduced health for your hull if it has Magnum mounted?

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Forklifts? Mmm, better than tanks. Much better!