Another war, another chance to botch our strategy by over discussing it! Retirement is over baby. Canis Lupus or bust. https://discord.gg/yhfqHGDz

A sheep in wolf's clothing. Your tricks don't fool me Mafioso. Look at this guy feigning ignorance

Pure nostalgic bliss

Can players expect another War-esque event in the future, or have cooperative events been discontinued indefinitely?

Ft. The Backsleep Boys - an organization that heavily discourages side/stomach sleeping and promotes sleeping on ones back for optimal spinal health.

On to bigger and better things. You'll find valhalla is quite nice this time of season...

Seems to be bugged for me as well

Props to the design team

Mine clearing feature is intriguing. Other than that, grenades will just add to the already frenzied nature of battles nowadays. More chaos is the last thing we need.

We're all growing older, but the memories we made years ago will never leave us. I spent some time a month or two ago looking back over my old articles and unfinished notes. Have to say, I had quite a few laughs at some of my more oddly formulated articulations. It feels like a lifetime ago but at the same time just like yesterday. Crazy how time works.

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

BONK and BONK only is an absolutely ridiculous format. If I were one of the participating YTers I'd probably want to smash something after reading this announcement.

Tankifund/tournament website design looks dapper

Welcome to Valhalla! Odin has a banquet feast scheduled for this evening and requests that you attend. No need to RSVP, just show up. I'm sure we'll stay in touch, but best of luck at Berk and cheers to all the memories made over the past four years. Never stop writing.

New graphic layout looks clean

Congrats to all HOTY 2022!! Another year done and dusted.

Zone xp baby... whoooeee

Great to see the servers up and running, albeit with a bunch of issues.

The server has officially been opened. Here is the invite link: https://discord.gg/tCsaC7eU

Viva la plasma! A discord server for the faction is currently being built and organized as a means to discuss team strategy away from prying eyes. In the meantime, this can serve as a hub for everyone in team plasma. The link to the server will be posted within in the next 48 hours.

@PirateSpider I was wondering if I could hire your wire wrapping services to hand wrap me a 300 meter barbed wire fence to enclose the armageddon bunker project I'm working on. I hope an extended period of time working in Siberia doesn't violate any labor laws that your company might adhere to. Unfortunately, a tenuous deal I made with Siberian Motels Inc. fell through, so rest assured that accommodation is not included. However, I did acquire a 100% breathable mesh tent tediously hand-woven by some local babushkas. Look at me, stimulating a struggling economy and limiting carbon emissions both in a single philanthropic move. Let me know what you decide. My sincerest apologies, Me

Everyones a winner... ?

Best of luck!

Adjectives fail me

As Stephen Hawking put it, and I'm paraphrasing here, "the most conclusive evidence that time travel into the past is scientifically impossible is the fact that no one from the future is living among us now." Traveling into the future is another matter altogether...