1) Alright, I probably didn't take things slow, because I was writing this article at 12am lol 2) Ok. But I'm not really bothered to make replicas of places because I'm not that good on photo editing. Thanks for the feedback!

But who would prefer to wait 6 seconds for full charge and have a slow scope just to kill the JGR? I'd rather have a fast scope and to wait 2 seconds for a full charge to kill all the Russian bois and make them extra salty lol (in any mode but SJR and TJR)

Yes, but it's not as abused and requires much more skill, because RFM is just turn your turret on a target, use DD (because Booster) and tap space bar 3 times really fast.

It might be due to rank limits in battles. Or it might be due to an extremely hard way to invite people in HTML5 (if you are on HTML5)

You all know Shaft, the turret with the most abused alteration, Rapid-fire mode. Let's stop that and start trying other Shaft alts. Who's with me?

After Hazel spotted us, we were soon after arrested by the police with charges of suspicion of espionage. We were sent to the Verkhovnyy sud, the most high-tech prison in Siberia. After that, we were made to work for Tanki as CMs. In chains, I saw Marcus, Cedric Debono (CM since 2015 - 2017 and 2018 - present-day). In the middle of the room, we saw a picture of a 35-year old German man. Engraved on the plaque just beneath it was a description: "Nives (??? - 2018)". It seems that there's an incinerator in the middle of the room that incinerates any other helper, developer, or event paint that we own. But we are going to perform a jailbreak on January 17, 2020. Although that's twelve days away, we're doing it for the good for the English community - to leak further plans. After five days, we decided to start planning the jailbreak in our break time. We sent the files through flash drives that we then mix with Community Manager files, and the other person will get the files. And finally, on the day, we slipped out into a hole behind the vending machine that we discovered. If I'm right, we should be going up into the air vent. After we get up into the air vent, we designed a stealthy way to get back the 2016 files from the archives. So, here's how it'll go: We get out of the air vent and that should drop us into the 2017 section, but Small Ruler lets down and pulls up the rope that we will use to get in and out of the room. After that, we navigate to the 2016 section and find the July cabinets. After getting the July 14 files, we will get the files and get out of the air vent. But first, we need to go back to Perm, Russia (we are 908 miles from the Crypt). After escaping and hitch-hiking to Chelyabinsk, we get on a plane onto a plane to Perm. But it's not a flight - it's a small plane, but I have a pilot's license, so I can fly it. Soon, in Perm, the Crypt is kept safeguarded, so we'll have to become one of those guards. A few hours later, after the day guards leave, we go into their place and sneak in. After sneaking back to the air vents, we took off our disguises. So, after we get back to the archives, we get back to the files. But, Hazel came into the room. We can't be caught again, we have to escape now. So, Small Ruler and Zekrom the Victini pulls the rope up so I get pulled up into the vent. And after we close the vent, Hazel seems to think nothing's wrong, so he shrugs and goes back into his office. We have succeeded, we just need to escape the building and fly to Berlin. After the guards spotted us, we quickly run back to the plane and started to leave. But the police show up again and try to shoot us down. So, we put on full throttle and set our bearing to 211 degrees and head off towards Berlin. But, the air force is closing in on us, so we have to dodge explosives now. After they fire missiles, we start to dodge them. But, after 500 miles or something, they fire a heat-seeker. So, we cut engines to the back of the plane and use engines to the side of the plane instead. After the missile hits the left side, we start to plummet, down, down, down... The Russian air force seems to think we're dead and leave. But I cut engines to the side and turn engines on to the middle of the plane, and we start to move. I haven't noticed, but we're in Finnish borders. The Finnish ambulance services come to the site and airlift us to the hospital in Helinski. A few days later, we leave the hospital uninjured. We get a flight to Berlin and we reach Berlin two hours later, and then begin to study the files. It seems to be the files linked to the paint separation update. There was also planned innovations of the paints e.g turning Tiger into the animated Siberian Tiger paint, but first, they had to remove the protections. That linked to the creation and innovation of modules. It all made sense! They planned this the whole time and put the paints in bundles or containers and forced people to pay for them so they could become rich. They lied to us the whole time! After studying Runes, which is linked to the Firebird Demonic skin, which is linked to the number 666, and Synesthesia, which is linked to the Titan of Tanki, it seems that a new titan would've risen (the Power of Thankos). Also, studying Demon and 666, that linked to Godmode_ON's paint. But that isn't the full thing. "Mysterious Vampire" - linked to a "Halloween War" and "Cunning Imp" - which is an elf, that linked to the Elves paint in the War: Christmas. It seemed that they make pay-to-win updates and wars to try and hide the pay-to-win element. Wait until I tell the English community that... If you enjoyed this second part of the 2-part story, please tell me down in the comments below!

Disclaimer: This is a story that takes inspiration from the Newspaper article: Do Admins get Incinerated? Instead of being at the Newspaper press, however, it's inside something, much further away... Plot: After discovering a document that dropped out of Hazel's pocket after lunch break, Detective Towns finally decrypted it after 4 years, which would've paid a crucial role in updates in those times. Now, he has pinpointed the location of the Crypt (it is found in coordinates to be kept secret). He's trying to find why that document would've paid such a role in the updates that time... It's a dark, stormy night inside the city of Perm, Russia. But inside that city are some developers who created a once-popular game. The building is what they call "Tanki HQ", but because the layout of the HQ is extremely large, we call it The Crypt. It's so large that when Marcus first came to the Crypt, he got lost on his way to where the designers (including Hazel-Rah, the lead designer) work. What makes the Crypt so confusing is that it has a large "archive" of designs and ideas that they once had. I'm code-cracking Detective Towns, with my team of advocates: Small Ruler and Zekrom the Victini. We're going to raid the building known as the Crypt to find ideas from when the updates once started the community to expect that Tanki was going to die in 2020. So, we're going to need to go to the right place. We're looking for 1-50 Tankionlayn Dvadstatdevyat Mesto. Since we're going to raid the place, it's important where we need to look for that exact address, or we're not going to know what we're looking for. It seems like forever since Tanki Online has been launched. But, truth be told, they launched it from a VPN, so it seems to have come from Oslo, Norway. So I never found the Crypt until now. To be successful, we need to be in and out stealthily, so we have extremely stealthy suits made out of rubber that have a polypropylene lining because the air temperature outside is -12 degrees Fahrenheit. As we head towards the Crypt, we see some workers coming from the car park outside it, so we run and hide in some kustarniki (bushes) nearby. After the car goes past, we hurry towards the Crypt like ninjas. After fifty minutes after setting out (twenty minutes being spent in bushes because workers were heading home), we arrive at the main entrance of the Crypt. The entrance seems to have quartz pillars hanging down from it, which is unusual for a building in this area considering quartz is extremely rare and expensive in these areas - it costs five thousand Russian rubles for a kilogram of quartz! So, after sneaking in the door, we head towards the room that says: "Restricted area, Authorized personnel only" on the door. After heading through that door, we navigate ourselves around to the archive. I have never seen so many cabinets of document file folders in a similar-sized area in my life. It's so big that even every year has a group of cabinets. We head towards the "2016" section, which the note was believed to be from. After translating the binary code, I could confirm that it was from the 2016 section, so I head over there. After checking over a thousand files, I come across the folder that is labelled July 14. The letter coding on the document seems to match the letter coding on the other document, leading me to think it was a very large operation, that this file had been part of. When we try to leave with the file, we hear someone say: "Where do you think you're going with that?". We turn around, terrified. It was Hazel-Rah. To be continued...

Did you report that in Bugs and Glitches Reports? This is for HTML5 reports only. That's a Flash report. Thank you.

GG @I.No.Name.Look.Away @Worlds Congrats on rankup!

Viking Smoky and Incendiary Rounds + Booster for sure. (Critical shot does about 3k - 4.5k damage, which is extremely overpowered. (Massive overkill)

I'd call buying once in a while, or a month, mild to moderate P2W. It isn't full-on P2W, but still P2W. The next, and likely last time I'll buy is the next challenges, because the Battle Pass paints are just ? (noice) Thanks for advice on High Precise Aiming System, it's working out to be perfectly OP and blessed in all MM and Pro battles. (I can kill anyone in 2 hits, except for JGR) I know the Battle pass is pretty blessed and that's why I'm gonna get it (along with 10 days premium).

I've spent over $300 in the past and only $70 on this acc. Also the 1st part in the message, people guilt trip the community into leaving by trying to encourage everyone to leave. I think there's over 500 people in TO who do that (1/20 of the peak time population, which is around 10,000). So, we're even?

Lol couldn't you just stop competing with buyers? Trust me, so you think the devs do this for fun? They have full-time jobs working on Tanki. Also, if you really want the game F2P, then some people just want to watch the world of Tanki burn. Ok, so if there were no buyers, the game would've died in 2016 or something. It costs money to pay for game resources. "Most of the community is F2P" - over 10% of the Tanki population is Russian buyer. "They're paying $100 for an ALTERATION" - The alteration's a bonus. The real price is in the skins. Also, there's something called avoiding that stuff ? If you have no job in Tanki but guilt-trip people into leaving, please leave. "Your point" - if you think that there's gonna be lots more overpriced bundles, just ignore them. Also, if you think this is the most P2W thing in the world, play any games on the Google Play store that is made by EA. They have $35 for an extra tier of rewards (battle pass) Thank you for your attention.

Flash is so buggy at the moment that I don't really play much in Flash, but more in HTML5. P.S I get 100 daily crystals in HTML5

Wait for real, you're in there? Let me find that message... Found it!

Wait for real, you're in there? Let me find that message...

Lol yeah, considering you told everyone in the Discord server at 11am UTC to react confused to that message.

Most confused reactions on a message in the forums:

They're gonna be merging the servers anyway, so what's the point of Spanish? Also, Mexicans also know English lmao

They randomly rotate through product kits. I have got only a few product kits with crystals in the HTML5 and TO mobile versions. If you don't get a product kit with crystals, wait 12 hours until they randomly generate new ones. It's called RNG, and the randomly generated "numbers" are probably 5 Tankoin product kits (same kit) to 1 crystal product kit (same kit). Idk if this is actually true, but I like to think it is.

??? They're actually P2W boi

The best you'll probably get, anyway (from me at least) is a badge.

If it says 0 when you try to damage them if they just spawned, it won't work. Wait a couple of seconds after they spawn and you're good.

Ok, he ranked up to Gerfreiter and I'm still not getting crystals...

You don't have to pay for their "app store games" but they're still heavily P2W. But I understand what you're saying there.