I will take care of the word count and I am sorry for being careless about it! And thanks! ?

You left us when we needed you the most Wish you'd come back, and give me turrets free of cost With out you, tanki online is lost By the way, has anybody seen the new paint frost? Hello tankers, welocme to today's episode Since when did we need to log in with a code The era of TO with you in it glowed Wish we could go back to the same old road Oufa making videos, aboodi catching gold Those days seem a century ago, and now we are old TO will die, that is what we are told These words are harsh and cold. I wish reaching the legend rank was easy Can somebody please stop developers from being cheesy? By the way, has anybody heard of my friend nicked freezy? Pythor thinks the Sandbox today is going to be breezy Anyways, the poem, just like a tank's life, has to end Posting goodbye topics and coming back seems to be the new trend In the era of unity, I lost my good old friend There, I click the button, submit post and send! NOTE: Something tells me that maybe I am a bit late in posting this poem. Anyways, this was my first ever attempt. I know I might be flooding the AWS but I had ideas I needed to work on and my notepad was running out of space. So I had to gather courage to post some stuff here. First written poem ever. It is quite random, I know.

Thank you for the corrections and thank you for the kind words. Honestly, I was expecting such a response and I deeply appreciate that my article has been uploaded with in a couple of hours ?

This article features various problems faced by forumers. The list is short and can not do justice to our emotions, but it is never a bad idea to put your feelings into words, right? Here are the problems I face from time to time: 1) The case of missing reporters: I can not stress this enough. Every day you log in you will find the whole reporter team active. But the day you decide to post an article in the AWS section (which is a miracle in itself), you will find out that the whole Newspaper moderator team has decided to take a month-long vacation and will be back only when you message them to approve your article. 2) When forumer gets a life: Forumers to the forum are like oxygen to fire, animals to jungles, and me to my friends. But a time comes when even the most active of forumers go offline and never come back on. They just leave. It is sad. But then again, their place is taken by a new generation of forumers that strive to make this forum a better place. But seeing your old friends not active again really hurts. 3) The show-off: Do you ever scroll down the off-topic discussion side of the forum to come across an article where everyone is discussing their number of posts, so you click on that article and scroll down to post your number of posts (408 in my case), but then you see that people are boasting about their thousands of posts, so you decide not to participate out of the fear of causing an outburst of laughter in the forum with your tiny amount of posts? Because same. 4) The duelists: Everyone at one time or another has thought of starting a duelist page. There are people in that section of the forum that only post their wins and hide their losses and think they are pizzarrific or something... Like Jack, what about that one time the XT dude didn't even let you score a point and you lost 5-0? Yeah right, I thought so. (I miss that guy pizzarrific though. One of the only YouTubers loved by many and least hated) 5) The Helpers: This is by far the most frustrating thing. When you registered in tanki and were careless about your ban history and were assigned a ban. Then later, you discovered the forum and became interested to become a helper, but got rejected due to that one stain you can never wash off? Many forumers have to go through this. My condolences lie with them. 6) The inactivity: People are very inactive on the forum. There is so much less to do now. A time comes when you have visited each section of the forum and have read every article and now you have no clue what to do next. NOTE: These are my opinions and other people may have different views about them. However, they are all true to an extent. Nobody can deny that, right?

It honestly looked very different on PC. However, I have changed it now. Thanks for mentioning. ?

Thank you guys for the kind words. I see you guys really liked it! I will definitely right more this weekend. You know how much college can burden you sometimes.

The title was supposed to be "Guidelines on how to write an unsuccessful reporters application" but, it would have been too long so I have written it shortly as "Unsuccessful Reporters Application". Since I am done clearing out that point, here is an article that will guide you on how to successfully write an unsuccessful application for Newspaper Moderators (This works for EN Community only). Before we get to the main points, there are a couple of things you should know. 1) Admins look for originality and unique content creators. 2) Don't fake it, be yourself. Now let's move on to the guidelines. Be sure that you will make it in because that is the first step in itself. Here are the main points: 1) Humor: Who does not like humor? Everybody loves humor and so do the admins. As I said, admins are looking for content creators. Add humor to your application. If admins laugh, they will definitely consider your application. Even if they don't, they would definitely have a good laugh and you will have a higher chance next time! 2) Straight forward answers: You don't need to fake anything. Admins are pretty understanding people. So when they ask you what is it that you are looking forward to after becoming a reporter, tell them it's all about paints and crystals. As I said, they are looking for originality and uniqueness and in the history of TO Newspaper application, they would have never got an application with such an answer to this question, making you stand out above the rest! So do keep this point in mind. 3) Content: As it is compulsory, you must send in an article regarding Tanki Online. Now, I know plagiarism is not allowed, neither am I asking you to do so. But there is a huge difference between copy/paste and plagiarism. Only the clever ones know it. Admins, as I said, are understanding people, so they won't mind you looking for wormholes in the application procedure. 4) Spend time wisely: We are all busy people. We have other responsibilities to attend to. So in-order to write a reporters application, follow these rules: Click "Start New Topic". Copy the questions from the Helpers section and paste them into the blank space. Take a stopwatch and start the timer. Side-by-side, start answering all the questions of the application. When the timer reaches 15 minutes, stop with the application. No need to review it, just click the "Submit Topic" button and go to bed. Admins know that you are busy and will definitely understand why you are rushing through the application. 5) Eagerness: Alright, you have submitted the application. But the journey does not end there. There is one more task you must fulfill to assure that you have successfully written an unsuccessful application. Follow the following rules: Write a custom message that goes something like "Is my application accepted yet? How much longer do I wait?" Copy it. Go to Helpers of the game section. Go to "List of helpers". Go to Newspaper Reporters. Send the copied message to each and everyone associated with the Newspaper Community This will strike a really good impression. How? It will show the admins your eagerness to join the team. They would definitely consider your eagerness and make an exception by letting you in. This will be the last point. Good luck. NOTE: This is a humorous article and should not be taken seriously. The writer is not responsible for any player following any of the above points, neither does the writer recommend anyone to follow them. Good luck to anyone applying or waiting for a response.

Every article is inspired by an incident or a thought. Clearly, this article is a representation of my feelings towards 90 percent of TO population some of the players in this game. The general idea is to entertain the readers because OF COURSE those to whom I dedicated this article to will not even be reading it in the first place. Since I am done ranting, let's move on. 1) The destructive mammoth and falling gold: I don't know what the developers were thinking when they decided to give mammoth the ability to suddenly go from a slow destructible piece of steel to a fast indestructible piece of machinery. I would have not been annoyed if I myself had a mammoth M3 fully micro-upgraded because then it would be funny, but since I don't, it certainly isn't. But the problem arises when this fast indestructible piece of machinery decides to park itself on the gold box location. But the real problem arises when it actually catches it. Like #Censored(Insert a word of your choice). Such players are hated by everyone in Tanki Online. Why would you do such a thing? 2) Show-off: I can't stress this enough. But people who show off their so-called skills (they're just using supplies) look immature in the chat. Okay, Jack, just because you spent 100 bucks in the game since you had nothing else to do in life, it is none of my concern, so can you please keep quiet in chat now, thanks. 3)The parkour killer: Most of us kill in regular battles because it gives us the satisfaction of killing other players for the sake of experience points and crystals. BUT NOOOO. There are a certain group of people who would buy the pro battle pass for 5000 crystals and then join a parkour battle only to spread a bunch of mines and ruin parkour for everyone. Such players deserve to be thrown in a tub of cold water on a freezing day. 4)Admin Gold please: (GOLDBOX 3000) Admins like Flexoo and Ostrica can't drop golds, though Yele can. So it is pointless to ask admins for gold box. You are only raging me further because 1) You are, unfortunately, always, in my team. 2) We are usually always loosing and you are only distracting me. I am not talking about those "press 6" gold boxes here. Old players would definitely understand this point. 5)The always AFK: Lagging is another thing, but there are people in every XP/BP battle that join the battle only to go AFK. Like Jack, listen, most of us have the Krebs cycle to learn for tomorrow's Biology test and you are only delaying it. You know by clicking the sign out option, nobody will complain about you going AFK. Do try this next time. 6)The gold box snatchers: There was a time when people used to compete for gold boxes. YouTubers used to catch gold boxes and it was worth watching. Nowadays, it's just two tanks, one upon the other, running towards the gold box and catching it and then the person who caught the gold box thinks he is Oufa or something, like Jack, sit down now, enough. Ending: I know my whole article features the name Jack. If you are Jack, I am so sorry.. The thing is I don't have another name I could use instead of Jack. No personal offence to anyone, my language may sound rude, but it is just for comedy reasons and I am still learning. So please don't judge too hard.

23 was true for me :D

Hexed and Maf thank you so much for 1) Compressing all the information of the 3hours long live stream. 2) for making navigation easy through the article! Really helpful! Looking forward to the HTML5. Amazing work as always!

When I have 0 crystals. Nobody Literaaly no one Not a single soul Cedric: Tankers! Are you ready for another discount weekend? Also when I am busy after 5 days of being free Noone Not even semyon Cedric: Also we have x2 funds Ps this should be taken on a lighter note.

Exactly. I don't know what the author of the post has problems with, but me personally, I have problems with the fact that containers are kind of expensive and secondly the fact that XTs are extremely rare and non purchaseable. Either the chances for exotic rewards should be increased to 2% or to make them purchasabke for 500k..

They are not enough to guarantee you an item of your choice. Ooo! I like the idea of not spending anything on containers and rather utilizing it for the battle pass. But battle pass. Nice.

Player CAPiano has been banned for a day. Reason: well no aparent reason.

Khair mubarak janab :)

Shh :X

And the average cost of a kidney according to US medical report is 20,000 USD. So, not only iphones require you to sell a kidney.. But TO requires 2, for just a skin..

Additionaly, if you want a Hornet XT so that makes it a 0.1/31 (as there are 30 skins in the game and in the exotic section, there is a million crystal award). If 70 years to get one exotic award, then 70 times 31 to get a higher chance of getting the specific hull or turret you like. That makes it 2,170 years. 2,170 years to get a fair chance of getting your favourite 'skin'. If I am not wrong, that makes 31,000 dollars too. And again, thats just mathematical. Its only a chance.

Yeah :(

I dont know you and neither do you know me :D Its just a joke right? :X

Ex-crush

Damn, you good. Wgat did I just say again?

User CAPiano has been banned FOREVER. Reason: I was having a bad day and I saw him banning others so I banned him. Yeah. Simple.

6/10 MyNameIsJeff

Ohh.. Thats unfortunate but I can't blame you :(Anyways, well wishes :)