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  1. Valletta

    My first video! XD

    I like swearing, I believe English is not entirely enough to convey your thoughts unless you use a curse word to emphasize what you think. Just my opinion :P
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    What are your goals?

    One modest little thing - respect and appreciation.
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    what are you getting for sale?

    Already have that. ^_^ Its totally worth it
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    How famous are you on the forum

    To be honest..... I'm not actually satisfied by what I've achieved in this forum over the past 2 years.... I see people who have been here for less than half of the time I've been around, and these people are much more successful than me. Its quite depressing, actually, and its weird to confess that I've had expectations about some sort of fame and respect amongst you guys. I guess I will never be on the lists right next to the so-called "celebrities" -_- Sigh.
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    My first video! XD

    how optimistic.Besides, Youtube is completely and utterly busted at the moment and I can't load a video longer than 1 minute, so don't expect any reviews from me.
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    My paint

    Its not to my liking, honestly..
  7. Valletta

    First map

    Sandbox... aah
  8. Valletta

    under or over

    16, soon 17
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    Contest "Forum signature!"

    I said I would use the previous one for a limited time only; until I finish with this one.
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    Contest "Forum signature!"

    Official entry ^_^
  11. Valletta

    The shaft is the best weapon ever!

    That D/L is insane. I can only wonder how many sets of drugs were spent...
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    Are you a heavy drugger? 0_o

    sure. That's on your alt account probably :lol:
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    other games you play

    Gee, thanks for the bump <_<
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    How famous are you on the forum

    I know almost all of the people here, and I find this poll rather useful (considering almost all of the names are misspelled)
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    Some Unused Cool Clan Names!

    ^ That looks like spam ^_^
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    Some Unused Cool Clan Names!

    Forces of Active Punishment [FAP] :lol:
  17. Glad you like it :D Working on part 2 right now
  18. Valletta

    Anything wrong in this Picture?

    Are you ******ed?Tanki online - Alternativa platform, Russia World of Tanks - Wargaming, Belarus
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    Contest "Forum signature!"

    ^ Epic :o
  20. Valletta

    What is your Star Sign?

    Brofist. Me too
  21. Valletta

    after 4 decades it happened

    I still like to eat pigs.
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    Contest "Forum signature!"

    Entry deleted. See my next post, that is the official entry :P
  23. Valletta

    May Day in Tanki Online

    Oh cool! Now I will feel twice as bad when I miss a gold box!
  24. Valletta

    [Issue 11] Inside Tanki Online

    6:30. A gust of wind. The rusty old clock near the town hall in Perm, Russia, clanged. Tiny sprinkles of rust fell out of its steel insides. The rusty sprinkles just happened to fall in the untrimmed hair of an unsuspecting teenage boy. The boy scratched its hair to clean out the filthy substance. “Don’t scratch, take a shower...” Smiled impishly the boy’s friend, Vasily. “Shut up!” Replied the recipient, Lev. “You should be thankful I even came with you.” The boys were heading to a street phone to make a call. A payment call, addressed to Vasily_assasin_911, the username of Vasily’s Tanki Online account. A call worth 4800 crystals. “Besides, it’s not my fault your parents took your cell phone away from you” Continued Lev, “You’re the one who pays for crystals like a complete sissy...” “Shut up Lev!” Barked Vasily, “You told me to rank up! I don’t want to spend my savings on EXP!” “Sure... Sissy.” The boys reached a public telephone. Vasily entered the number code and rang. Silence. Some university student ran past Lev, pushing him aside in his attempt to catch a nearby bus. Lev quietly swore at the rushing student. “Sorry, the subscriber’s telephone is not active...” Came a voice from the receiver. “What the... Lev, are you sure this is the code?” “Sure.” Lev casually said while still swearing at the student in his head. “Weird... Well, let’s go home. It’s about to rain soon anyway.” “Too late” Lev wiped off a droplet of water from his cheek. “We should run.” The two boys rushed down the street, fearing that their parents would kill them for getting their clothes soaked. However, the two were soon running through a torrential downpour. Out of nowhere, Vasily stopped. “Come on, what are you waiting for?” Lev angered. “Look! It’s a Tanki online poster. I didn’t know they advertised in the street now...” “Yeah, cool, whatever. Let’s run!” “There is something shiny on the paper. Is it glued on top of some sort of lamp?” “Probably, let’s go!” Vasily touched the poster. He gasped. Lev looked at him in terror and immediately grabbed his friend. Lightning struck. After the flash both boys were gone without a trace. (...) Vasily slowly opened his eyes. It appeared as if the rain had stopped. “Maybe I caught some electricity from touching that lamp and fainted. Lev must have carried me here... But where is here?” Vasily saw a silhouette in the distance. It appeared as if that silhouette was running around and shouting. “WHAT THE HELL?! HOW? HOW DID I GET HERE?!” could be heard from a distance. Surely that was Lev. Oh damn. He was coming nearer. Vasily shrugged. “I WILL MURDER YOU VASYA! WHERE ARE WE? “ Lev was hysterical. “Calm down. Aren’t we in.... wait.” This was not the back yard of the apartment building. This wasn’t even in town... Green fields and short trees covered the land as far as the eye could see. How will he get home, Vasya asked himself, what will his parents say? Moreover, how would he get to his parents? Millions of tiny spiders crawled up Vasya’s back. He was in terror. Lev wasn’t any better. He had gone through the same – being four months older, he would have to take care of Vasily. Food? Water? Fire? How will they survive? The boys looked each other in the eyes and tried not to burst into tears of despair. “OK, let’s be rational. Two 16-year old punks in the wilderness. Not to say that you nearly got us killed last time we were on summer camp, so we’re pretty much doomed.” Vasya didn’t look encouraged. Then he spotted something. “Is that... a dam?” He was looking at a construction roughly half a mile ahead. “So we’re near a city?” Lev’s face shined. The two boys sprinted toward the man-made structure. Salvation! Finally, they wouldn’t worry about their survival. The next city, wherever it was, wouldn’t be too far away. There were surely roads. All roads lead to somewhere. They could hitchhike. Lev felt some spare change in the wallet in his jeans’ pocket. There was hope. They stopped in front of the supposed dam and circled around in search of a road. The “dam” was apparently some sort of crumbled old wall. Nope. Just concrete chunks scattered around in the dirt. The spiders of fear started crawling on the kids’ backs yet again. They looked up at the sign on the wall: To be continued...
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