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#WinWinSpin Let's clear the battlefield... I sense a war...

That was nonsense! Mods, brace yourselves! For the Lose-Army Guides await you... (Do they?)

Yep. I own a sports complex. (not really) PAM is cursed by the God of Nothing (that's PAM himself)

LOL, i'm outta rxns again... Congratz Lose! And you missed me. I'm supposed to be congratulated for no reason at all. already becoming Third Lieutenant. (it took me about a year).

Tanki. (I love Pokemon games though...) Would you rather say aaaachhooooooo or cough? ( in a COVID-19 care centre)

FlasHTML5. HTML11 or Flash99?

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On the Brest map, you know there's a fortress kinda thing at each team's base? In that fortress thingy, when you go up the major ramp, on the side, there's an open edge, with no walls. This part of the platform is used by many shafts, (and a decent amount of gausses also). They lean over the edge, and star sniping like crazy. I was once annoyed by one such crazy shaft. He had gotten me 6 times. Now, as if this isn't bad enough, my turret couldn't deal any damage (some stupid glitch, which is quite famous now, and you don't even get self-damage). I got so angry, that I was determined to kill that shaft. Just that my turret didn't agree. So I sprinted across the map, from my base to enemy base, zig-zagging like crazy to avoid Railguns, and shafts,and every other enemy. Managed to reach the ramp inside the enemy base with half my HP. Went up the ramp, luckily avoided a mine, and was overjoyed to see my nemesis tottering precariously on the edge of the highest platform on Brest, in sniping mode! My job was easy now. So I pushed him off the edge. He fell down on the Double Armour box, upside down. My objective was fulfilled.I had no other purpose in that battle. So I allowed myself to get killed by a Railgun, that had sneaked up behind me. (not that I had a choice) So the point is, you need to be creative, and playful. Only then can you learn a skill. I learnt this skill because of my turret. You never know how help will come to you... Only way to avoid the laser is improving your turret-hull coordination. This requires only practice. And to kill an annoying shaft, you must sneak up to it. How? Depends on the map. Greenery and walls are best props to avoid the laser.

Really, mate. Don't go to such an extreme and call them cowards. It's a skill. Please remember, shafts are sitting ducks in sniping mode... you're supposed to take advantage of that. Not getting one-shot is also a skill. (basically avoiding the laser and sneaking up to the shafts and multi-shotting them(I love that spelling)) Skill is everything. (not to mention buying op equipment with $ XD) Take it lightly, mate! It's a game, and you gotta keep improving to survive! ?

@Mr.Nibbles, what's the 4th position about? Didn't the Carrot die of old age? Congratz to you for all the reasons mentioned above...

Thanks! For the Like, and Haha, and nothing else.

Holey Tanks! I got so scared! I hadn't visited this page ever before! And then I saw thread merged... You gave me quite a fright, @Sacrifice!?

Ok, don't bother to float (or drown)... How about flying?

At least you ain't drowning anymore... That's what matters! Keep floating... Life is all about floating... You gotta constantly respond to what life throws at you in the best way possible, and float... You got a great friend... This poem exists coz you exist. Thank your friend, thank the world, thank nature, thank Life, thank God. And you'll live to be 100. (P.S. You'll live to be 100 only if you write more wonderful poems.)

What is Photophosphorylation?(that actually exists) Spiders are not men.

PAM's hands are less than 18 years old.

24157817. Why would you need a program, if Google does all the work for you? (Google is a program... but nvr mind XD)

Never mind, I'll continue. 10.

I dunno. Didn't bother to calculate. Did you?

I'd like to apologize to hundreds of tankers, whose tanks I may have flipped by Railgun Going underneath them right after they spawned (you know how that works...) Pushing them off the ledge etc. I once pushed off an annoying enemy Shaft off the edge of his team's base; the fortress-like thingy on Brest map, coz he got me 6 times... I couldn't shoot him coz of that glitch where your turret can't deal damage, but I managed to reach the enemy base, go up the ramp, and push that Shaft off. He must have cursed me. But I'm not sorry... Sorry for being not sorry!

player @r_trooll15 has been banned for as long as my cat sleeps (she hasn't woken up for the past 17 years... No. She ain't dead.). Reason: Trooling F41TH. (trolling is against TO rules. Trooling is against my rules.)

I am studying Mathematical Chemistry. No, Biological Physics. (actually, electrostatics) Why do you care about that donkey across the road??

I donate all that is useful and belongs to @F41TH, excluding him. (He belongs to himself, but isn't useful)

Dwarfs are micro-giants. Why are giants giants?